Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 26, 2020 Lets have a standard DL 'as boring as fuck' thread to run to when we get pissed off to the tits with all of those other Corona Virus bollocks threads that are starting to take over the place. So, today, I dug in a new mahoosive fence post to replace a rotten one. Yesterday it was mowing the lawn etc. The day before that I cannot actually remember, it was obviously stimulating. So what have all you been up to? Come on, tell us about the exciting stuff you have been up to! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: All life? It doesn't affect dogs, so I read. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted March 26, 2020 Cleared out some kitchen cupboards and drawers which created some space once I'd chucked out all the really ancient stuff. That felt good! Been tidying up in the garden. It's the kind of thing I'd do at this time of year anyway, get rid of the winter crud. Ordered some seeds. Makes sense to grow some more veg. Walks with the dog. Lots of huuuugely pregnant ewes in the field beyond my garden, so looking forward to seeing lambs soon. Maybe rustle one 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted March 26, 2020 I still have to go into work as I'm a key worker, not one of the worthy NHS sort but front line financial workers are considered key. I have to carry a letter round with me at all times in case I'm questioned by the police. So it's all more or less business as usual for me, expect I have to think about sorting my own lunch out now and not relying on coffee shops. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted March 26, 2020 I've been quite sick so I've not been up to much. Did anyone get that "Clap for Carers" thing?** Nothing here. Thank fuck we're all too antisocial to start doing flash mobs like the Italians. ** Unfortunate word choice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted March 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, Boudicca said: I've been quite sick so I've not been up to much. Did anyone get that "Clap for Carers" thing? Nothing here. Thank fuck we're all too antisocial to start doing flash mobs like the Italians. There were a few people outside on our street. Didn't see the point of joining in, the nurses and other NHS staff wouldn't be able to see us anyway. 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, Boudicca said: I've been quite sick so I've not been up to much. Did anyone get that "Clap for Carers" thing?** Nothing here. Thank fuck we're all too antisocial to start doing flash mobs like the Italians. ** Unfortunate word choice. Unfortunate? Fucking hell! Wishing gonorrhoea on our superstar NHS workers is beyond the pale! Fucking disgraceful! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted March 26, 2020 If you are finding this isolation business boring then I welcome you all to my world. I have not had to change a thing in my daily/weekly routine since all this crap started. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted March 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Paul Bearer said: There were a few people outside on our street. Didn't see the point of joining in, the nurses and other NHS staff wouldn't be able to see us anyway. Nobody could see me, so I just let the dog out and he joined in with barking. 48 minutes ago, torbrexbones said: If you are finding this isolation business boring then I welcome you all to my world. I have not had to change a thing in my daily/weekly routine since all this crap started. I'm not bored. I can always find things to do, usually not remotely useful things though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 26, 2020 I’m still having to work from home every day but I can now scream FUCK OFF YOU THICK FUCKING CUNT at my plankton-brained uber-moron work ‘colleague’ without getting sacked and the only person that cares is the cat. So it’s not all bad. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,582 Posted March 26, 2020 Cat does not approve working from home 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,602 Posted March 27, 2020 I've been catching up with the accumulated filing that I've neglected over the past few years when I didn't have the time couldn't be arsed and also done some spring cleaning. Quentin crisp was wrong about the dust. I've also watched a few DVDs that have been sitting on the shelf for a while. I'll get back to reading soon no doubt if it drags on much longer (Whaddya mean, its only been a week?) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted March 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Bentrovato said: Porn Pornhub premium is available for free for those who need to know pornhub.com/stayhome 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted March 27, 2020 Went out jogging for the first time in years last night. I'd like to thank everyone for applauding my efforts. 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted March 27, 2020 It's got so desperate at MPFC Towers I actually looked forward to registering the new washing machine and dishwasher online to activate the guarantees. Now what do I do for the afternoon? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 27, 2020 35 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: It's go so desperate at MPFC Towers I actually looked forward to registering the new washing machine and dishwasher online to activate the guarantees. Now what do I do for the afternoon? You keep posting, you DL legend. We all need cheering up. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted March 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: You keep posting, you DL legend. We all need cheering up. LFN!! I'm welling up here, man. T-t-t-h-h-anks. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genfærd 452 Posted March 27, 2020 Football Manager. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted March 27, 2020 The thing that gets me is the amount of people who have done cleaning. In particular their kitchens and the amount of out of date rotting shit they have found there. They proudly state they have some pasta from 19 fucking 79. What? This is touted as great and funny on the radio. What the fuck is the rest of their house like? Is grandma still rotting below the stairs? Are the French in raptures because you have invented a cheddar derriere la frigidoire. My God this country is filthy. And not in the good sense. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted March 27, 2020 5 hours ago, Deathray said: Pornhub premium is available for free for those who need to know pornhub.com/stayhome Doesn't work. Bastard. Chicken pox to you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted March 27, 2020 Just gaming, reading , playing family games and movies. Anyone recommend any good horror movies / slasher movies? kind of what I'm into right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted March 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, the_engineer said: Just gaming, reading , playing family games and movies. Anyone recommend any good horror movies / slasher movies? kind of what I'm into right now. Black Christmas. Old but good. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyfiona 2,585 Posted March 27, 2020 Key worker at a hospital where nearly every member of staff except me it feels has been told to go to other hospitals. So i'm having to cancel a month worth of appointments and send the urgent referrals to the main hospital. Next week's task - Create a new folder for cancelled non urgent referrals until i'm told to rebook them again or...something. Then possibly complain to housekeeping to ask them to please clean the department because the bins havn't been emptied over the weekend. If I have time I may beta read my friend's fanfic she sent me to read before she publishes it at my desk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
