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Here are some words that rhyme with Cory: Gory. Story. Allegory. History. Cardiorespiratory. Obituary.

It wont be Oliver...

Don't stop , bereaving...

Who appointed Lemmy as King of British Music? When? Why? That is actually a fair point. After all, Motorhead only had one good song. Lemmy just has idol status because he can drink more thank Gazza, Oliver Reed and me put together, and has a warty face. FFS!! Ace of Spades and Motorhead...thay have two good songs, right? There is only confusion because both songs sound very alike.

Here's his last-ever tweet, I think this explains how he died: https://twitter.com/CoryMonteith/status/355785047699243008

Well, my sister's birthday is on Wednesday (17th) so it would be interesting if it was then. I think it will be a girl too but considering the longevity of the Queen, the likelihood of similar with Charles and William, it's almost certain that by the time this baby becomes the monarch I will be dead so I'm struggling to give a toss about this...

TV station erroneously names pilots involved in San Francisco in crash landing.

I think we should ask the experts again.

Probably because you don't have teenage daughters or enjoy masturbating to lesbian cheerleaders.

July 17 at any time - but it should always share its anniversary with David Hasselhoff!

He can be idle to everyone now.

Really? Ronnie Boggs? Anniverswary? Grest train Robbert? I do hope you are a troll. It's officer Crabtree... regards, Hein

My own guess is for six hours from now, making it 6:43 am London time on July 14th. My mother likes the irony of the possibility of a royal baby being born on Bastille Day.

Who appointed Lemmy as King of British Music? When? Why?

Maybe its because i haven't been to a hot country in a while or we haven't had hot weather in ages, but i'm finding it very hard to sleep in this heat. I think we can all say that but to be honest I don't give a shit if I spend the night dozing and waking up hot at all hours because it is so nice to finally have some decent weather. I can live with this as I know 2 weeks ago I had to put a woolly coat on for a few days (it was the last week in June FFS) and 6 weeks ago I had a hat, scarf and gloves on, it wasJune. I am well aware the winter stuff will be coming out in September and we had snow on the hills here up until 3 weeks ago, it will be just be great to look back and say 'well it is baltic outside but at least we had 2 or 3 great weeks of heat'. I for one am making the most of it.

You can't even get her name right, what chance do you think you have with Castrol

"Wing and a Prayer"

I would like to think that Lemmy will last a lot longer than that awful Pete Doherty.