Mods, ban this cretin gcreptile immediately.
Dare I?
Dare you not?
*Quaking with fear.......
oh come pb there's nothing to be af*lard bazzar removes cloths
Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh ITS HIDOUS. kILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!.
As some of the luckier DL regulars who have actually met me will tell you, I am stunningly attractive with the figure of a Rubenesque beauty, full of wit and intelligence, the alcohol-consumption skills of Oliver Reed and have a cracking pair of norks. I'm a man's best friend and his sexual fantasy all rolled into one lovely, legendary ball of awesomeness. The likelihood that you will ever be fortunate enough to see me naked is nil, largely because I'm not into getty jiggy with pre-pubescent, illiterate wankmonkeys who are younger than most of my socks.