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Using fucking gobshite words instead of the words everyone has used for ages. Headmaster on radio today talking about families being 'financially challenged'. The word is POOR and how in fuck's name does calling someone financially challenged instead of poor make their life or situation sound any better. From the frigging dictionary - see below. Just use the fucking word to say what you fucking mean instead of namby pambying around it. Are there some fucking educational guidelines out there somewhere written by some fucking cretin that states that people can't be called poor any more? Fucking Jesus Christ - sometimes I think the world needs that fucking nutter Donald Trump just to fucking sort out these fucking cretins. poor pɔː,pʊə/ adjective 1. lacking sufficient money to live at a standard considered comfortable or normal in a society. "they were too poor to afford a telephone"

'Andrew Busby was diagnosed with an aggressive and incurable form of bowl cancer' Royal Doulton are apparently hoping a cure can be found.

The original British version is much better imo.

There's an entire television mini-series on a plate here. Whaddya reckon - including songs or not?

Initial symptoms will include glazing over and a distinctive mark on the bottom.

A friendly word of advice would be to not make it a you vs Death Impends contest for popular opinion. It wont end well.

I'm sure rockhopperpenguin is in those photos.

I do look in on Mumsnet occasionally for entertainment purposes, and it is not like you think. Not all of it anyway. There are sections on there that are not for the faint-hearted. It was someone on here who pointed me towards it a long time ago. Possibly Boudicca, it was a long-standing female deathlister anyway. Try "Mumsnet Classics" for a taster. https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics "Am I Being Unreasonable" section can also be an interesting read. The "happy clappy" stuff is more to be found on Netmums, which is quite a contrast to Mumsnet. There they all call each other "hun" and give everyone lots of (((((((hugz)))))))

Well, heart attack, 50 is a common side effect of certain pop star lifestyle choices. Anyhow, the host of the DDP would point out its March and thus tough tatties.

Yeah, so they get a good lawyer and argue that natural causes is an unnatural pop star death

I personally think Death Impends is doing a great job of an admin. He's made the forum after the update so much better. The joke you said, which was completely rude, had to have a punishment, so you got it.

Jealously! He created a highly respected series and even he couldn't make up some of the stuff Trump does every day

Now there's an idea - does anyone hereabouts actually visit mumsnet as well. I'll tell you for free - I don't Even the Voice of Young Maryport is well past needing childcare now

Genuinely misread Toast's post as a joke about forum socks there, and was thinking to myself "didn't see that one coming"!

I have always maintained that in politics and government the best way to apply Occam's Razor is to look at the timing. The Attorney General gets into hot water when it is revealed he lied to Congress - or omitted the truth, whichever - about talking to Russian officials, and then all of a sudden Breitbart and Trump are maintaining he was wiretapped. The man is not even subtle in his attempts to deflect.

Yeah, I mean this is Deathlist. If you want happy clappy go and find Mumsnet or something.

Well, depends on your Point of View: this dude gone aged 62, Rev Billy G is 98 and his God still doesn't want him...

That's not Prowse. It's Bob Anderson who wore the suits for stunt work. This is Prowse unmasked

Sure, it could have happened, but his source for the whole thing appeared to have been Breitbart. Might as well research your DDP team using the National Inquirer, imo. He wont get in the shit though. Presidents don't. They had Nixon confess to stuff, and enough of a smoking gun, and still managed to Houdini his ass out of there.

It's going to test that stiff upper lip .....

As of five years ago, Pike couldn't tell 'im. as Philip Madoc died aged 77.

I thought he hadn't posted for a while.

Royal Family/North Korea mash-up.

Could Queen Elizardbreath II's grip on the national media be waning at last? Or is this one last act of vengeance from Murdoch before he carks it? Shit paper JFT96. I noticed they didn't report the England squad did the same thing in 1938. Five years later. That's a fair comment, There is a picture floating about somewhere of those players giving it the 'Heil five' or summat.However, and its not too unfair to say it, the England squad may have been doing that out of 'respect' for their German hosts..............aswell as having been told to by the foreign office!! I think the point of the Suns expose has been missed by some. Its not about a child giving the Heil Five its about her mother and uncle Edward the VIII being fucking Nazis. Well they were, right? I tried to post the picture of the England team doing the nazi salute, but I don't seem to be able to do it on an iPad. Or maybe I'm just a dick when it comes to posting pics on said iPad. I had the pic as my signature on various forums for years.....