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Change 1849 to 1984 and when York Minster Cathedral caught fire, there were still people claiming it was an act of God.

Oh no my alien origins have been revealed. Time to move to phase 2 of the invasion.

When the Caledonian burned down in 1849, there were still voices that it were an Act of God. Not sure why their God hated Shakespeare. Must have been a school kid with a crap English teacher.

Christ those are two damn fine lists!

A guy called Hitler and a guy called Nuttall:

Sadly I fear the next heat he will endure is the crematorium...

Had a strange dream last night Theresa May lost the election and was wandering around in a swimming hat and raincoat but what really got me was I picked up a newspaper where they referred to the 'late' Robert Powell. I thought I am sure he is still alive and then I woke up.

No, the article says he was "found missing under suspicious circumstances". How could he be "found missing"? If he's found, he ain't missing.

Awwww no.I loved his sketches with Les Dawson.Plus I had him in the Georgian deadpool.

You went there?......... ........A place where nobody dares to go. I am so nicking this for my work game where 3 players out of 58 have picked ONJ. This has a bit of a Freddie Mercury feel to it. I think she might be gone sooner than we think.

Been much less excitement for this compared to last year, when half the spots were claimed within minutes.

Stacy Keach falls ill on opening night of play: http://www.playbill.com/article/opening-night-performance-of-goodmans-pamplona-suspended-after-stacy-keach-falls-ill Guaranteed obit in due course and not getting any younger.

This made me think he was dead for a straight minute.

Loved how they said save your applause for the last speaker, and because it was Amber "Magic Money Tree" Rudd, they didn't. The only member of the panel to be openly scoffed at again. Well, apart from Paul "Britain First" Nuttall, a climate change denier as well as a racist it turns out who doesn't want our country swamped by immigrants, but happy for it to be swamped by the ocean. I said ages ago hung Parliament, I stand by that.

She's always been an optimistic person so her (public) reaction is going to be thus. Plus she's been a bit new agey for a while - definitely since her original cancer bout - so her comment about also using complimentary natural therapies isn't surprising either. They didn't do her any harm last time; indeed, she suffered the side effects of cancer treatment a lot less than many. Of course, she probably just got lucky but there's no harm in natural remedies *as well as* the usual treatment. Given this news, and the fact it took her 35 years to play the UK, I'm *so* glad I got the chance to see her live in Brighton back in 2013. Second row seats and she was amazing *AND* she sang Long Live Love, which I'll admit to having a tear in my eye at. She's wonderful and I wish her all the best.

No shit

Pfft that is as Swedish as gang rape.

Ruby Muhammad aswell is a very Swedish sounding name. At least it is nowadays.

Naomi Campbell? Ye sly scunner ye.

Wait, just came up with this one: She's Xanadoomed.

Nobody wants be a 1918 centenarian!

There's a Westfield shopping centre not far away with a multi-storey car park. I went to a gig there and got a lift back into Central London with someone who was parked there. Actually more than one car park. https://uk.westfield.com/stratfordcity/centre-info/getting-here

You need to get with the kids and what's happening on the streets LFN. Along with fidget spinners, muhammadu Buhari's health is all the rage.

Whether the final is DDT or Deadsox v Death Impends or Heef the tale of how they got there is vastly different. DDT and Deadsox have managed 11 points between them. Whereas Death Impends has 36 in the 3 rounds he has competed in and Heef has 26 points - reaping of the highest order.

Perfect Passing, you're a naughty boy.