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Terribly sad news. He was a legend for anyone of a certain age, and such a huge part of childhood for many of us. They don't 'em like that any more

Bugsy Siegel went swimming with the fishes on this day 70 years ago, aged 41.

A very sad day for children's television. An absolute giant . RIP

Well that was unexpected but we pick ourselves up and start again, so I present to you By-Election Bingo II (2017-22) with increased picks. Just pick 50 MPs who you think might depart their seat before 2022 and I will keep score Death = 30 points Crimianl activity - 20 points Resignation - 10 points (reducing to 5 if they defect and regain their seat) The will be 10 point bonuses for unique picks and a 25 point bonus for the by-elction that wipes out the majority of the governing party and 50 point bonus if the by-election results brings down the government. Be warned this will try our patience as you will need to invest 5 years to play (but we thought that last time). PM me with your teams from June 9 onwards. I will give you until 30 June to have them all lined up. Lets see if we can get more players this time.

He had a bigger role in The Dominators but no-one picked him for Scavenger Hunt.

FFS. He has his own thread.

What a fucking horrible way to die, beaten in to a vegetative state by a totalitarian regime... And think of his family too, they must be going through the gates of hell right now with all of this,

I pissed my pants when I saw this.

Emergency services hold a minute's silence, statement from the PM expected soon...

I know as a FACT a few trees around where I live have had sex. SC

Aye, but more pertinently, so does The Man in Black and the DDP!

Ah Richard O' Sullivan - maybe we should start a thread for him

Kirk Douglas: very old and frail, but sometimes I think he is inmortal... 70% chances he will die this year Billy Graham: mmm not so many updates about him... but he is very old... 50% Prince Phillip: Looks very frail.. from years ! and was hospitalized so many times a couple of years ago but still here! Undropable anyway... 75% Pierre Cardin: got a feeling about him 85% Stan Lee: too big to miss... just occasional health scare, he's doing fine... 20% Herman Wouk: Too old... got the feeling he is near to the end 90% Jimmy Carter: mmm old, frail and with cancer... but looks fine and still active... 60% Robert Mugabe: bad guys live longer... high chances he will see 2018... 20% Jake Lamotta: got a feeling he will not stay with us for longer 85% King Michael: still here?? Little chances to survive 2017... 90% Queen Elizabeth: still here :/ ... high chances to see 2018... 10%... for now on undroppable anyways George Bush Sr: with a lot of health issues, I think he can't make it to 31 december. 90% Bruce Forsyth: mmm very frail 75% Akihito: He must be a goner... but not this year... 15% Glen Campbell: He is a goner...2017 should be his year 90% Not sure about the others

Or being vampires.

Lego releases an official "Playboy Mansion" set! Here is the included Hugh Hefner figurine complete with old age wrinkles and gold dressing gown: (Actually, it is Supreme Leader Snoke from Star Wars 8. But everyone is saying he looks an awful lot like Hefner. I'll get me coat.)

Note to the producers of Antiques Roadshow. There is no need whatsoever for the experts to give a long, boring description of what has been put in front of you to value. The owner isnt fucking interested, the viewers are not fucking interested. Just cut to the fucking chase and tell us what the bastard thing is worth!!!!!!

My Bloody Valentine?

Insert here ovious pun about Sandy Gallin's death.

Does anyone want to pencil in the date of his death? After all, I have an ink-ling he won't last long. I'll get me...

This page doesn't receive many updates because details of his health are very sketchy. I'll get me coat (yet again).

It wasnt that fucking Harrison Ford piloting it, was it?

What a dreadfully repetitive article. Looks like there were several drafts and they've just printed the whole lot.

The only people who care about months are tax inspectors, astrologers and period-havers.

Thutch a thame. regards, Hein That post is so wrong, but so right...I salute you! Are you saying that you know it's not right, but it's OK?

She might still meet with some sort of accident ..... She could get blown away by a hurricane or tornado, that would make for the funniest headlines/Deathlist front-page-entry title ever.