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Peregrine falcons are breeding again. Click on the links for live cameras. Exeter - St Michael & All Angels Mount Dinham Note: DDT is hazardous to breeding falcons. Leicester Cathedral - Camera 1 Leicester Cathedral - Camera 2 Nottingham - Trent University Select the camera on the web page. Please note to view the falcon cameras you will need to ensure the Flash plugin is enabled on your browser. University of Sheffield Select the camera on the web page. Nottingham's have already hatched.

Even more drol-ish, Chief Jeremiah Akaava, "the Obobanyi of Ohionwa in Ihima", supposedly the oldest monarch in the world, has died at 116: http://saharareporters.com/2019/04/27/worlds-oldest-monarch-dies-kogi-116-—-after-36-years-throne

As someone here already said, people are just keeping themselves alive to see the end of the final GoT season. Everyone will kick the bucket come end of may, I assure you that.

Wish me luck in the London Marathon tomorrow. Last year I managed 3 hours, 12 mins, 9 sec. This year I'm going to try and beat that but I usually get bored and turn the TV over.

You know who doesn't like Peregrine Falcons? No righter fuckwits. Oh, and pigeons. I guess they have an excuse.

City landscape photographer Michael Wolf is dead at 64: https://www.theguardian.com/cities/gallery/2019/apr/26/photographs-michael-wolf-architecture-density-tokyo-compression I always liked his abstract-looking pictures of East Asian skylines, like these:

This pink coffin pool float (complete with lid) was created by Canadian designers Andrew Greenbaum and Ian Felton and launched by Pom Pom Floats. SC

Been over a year since I've joined the forums. Glad to say my time here has been mostly positive, by far! Looking forward to many more deadpools with y'all!

Monir gets a QO @Spade_Cooley, BBC no less: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-48037442

I had a friend -- well actually he was my best buddy who died last August -- he drank an entire beer while at the urinal ance. Gotta be a record for recycling the fastest. SC

Oh aye? (y'all) Shouldn't this be in the Chirac thread? Paging @Cat O'Falk stat!

I remember him from one of the earliest Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes, 'Code of Honor'. One not looked upon fondly by many.

Well it was New Years Eve when the list was released so they must have been celebrating the end of 2018 too much when this year's list was released-Surely either Leah Bracknell or Clive James are finally going to end their will they, won't they style games and finally give us out 2nd hit!

Aye, you could always hurry things along by - like - starting a war with America, or summat

More for the possibly living list. Ron Phoenix (born June 1929), Manchester City and Rochdale. Colin Walker (born July 1929), Derby County

Just wanted to say I'll officially be attending my local community college, Harper, for the next two years. I got accepted to some universities but it's all much too expensive. Plus, this buys me extra time to think about a career choice. After Harper, hopefully I'm off to study and live in Florida.

Read the whole article before posting. The second half says: "Now, Gossip Cop busted this National Enquirer story because it is full of flaws which means it is false. Firstly, Angelina Jolie is not critically ill, and in fact, the report did not even mention why the actress is supposedly “on the verge of dying.” People may assume it is due to cancer since she said before that she has a high chance of getting the disease but this is not the case, she does not have a big C. At one point, Jolie was so thin that people suspected she is gravely ill, but this was only due to her eating disorder that was already addressed. She is not sick and dying, and this was confirmed by her reps." So basically they're just dismissing a National Enquirer story as bull - something that we learnt to do on this forum years ago.

30 seconds? Ah soddit, I had to stop one I conjured up in the office the other day at about 20 seconds through fear of it becoming a shart, so fair play. My fart was, however, so utterly disgusting it deserves a record for most destruction to the nasal passages caused by one rectal tremor. It was so noxious and inhumanly foul, it's standing as a candidate for the Brexit Party in the European elections. As for non-fart-related record activity, I'm struggling to think...I drove from Billericay to Spalding in 1hr 14mins once? Would Guinness accept a record as menial and largely illegal as that?

Was that you?

I love the tonal shift from a serious-toned reflection on one's mortality to letting out a massive fart.

Florida Prosecutors to Seek Death Penalty for YNW Melly Guess he'll sign with Death Row Records....

tbh looking over some of the Change/uKip/other irrelevant parties etc picks this week, Ann Widdecombe is probably one of the sanest people announced so far. Yeah, exactly...

Meeting internet cuntos: expectation vs. reality

hi everyone. long time lurker of the page but brand new to the forum. hope to be active since i haven't been in a forum since 2003 maybe and miss the experience very much lolz. im from peru and i can't believe only one person from the list has died so far!

DL Mini-Con #251 CarolAnn & Sir Creep