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‘My mother has told the company “absolutely not” because she doesn’t drink gin and certainly would not put her name to anything alcoholic,’ says Dame Vera’s daughter, Virginia Lewis-Jones.

90 today!

When Jimmy Carter dies it’s probably going to take at least a week before he gets back to building houses.

Pictured at Ed Asner's 90th birthday do earlier this month: Looking a bit older, but still fantastic for 93. It wouldn't be a surprise if she were to outlive him. And she clearly wants to get her money's worth out of that top!

This sentence needs a comma; is it going after ‘bar’ or ‘in’?

Poor Howard first his wife and now his bit on the side were is Howard going to go for a bit of Fun now. RIP Jean a good actress who would of thought Robert Fyfe would outlive both of them considering he is 15 years older than Juliette and 20 years older than Jean, Rip Jean

Ah bollocks. This is too tricky. Marley and Myself it is.

Withnail and me? Marley and I?

The Browns were seconds away from a season-changing win when Myles Garrett lost his composure in a moment of rage rarely seen on an NFL field. Garrett tore off Pittsburgh quarterback Mason Rudolph's helmet, wildly swung it and hit the QB in the head, a shocking act that will likely result in a lengthy suspension for Cleveland's star defensive end and perhaps cost the Browns any chance of making the playoffs. Garrett's outburst came with 8 seconds left in Cleveland's 21-7 win over the rival Steelers on Thursday night, a game that will not be remembered for anything that happened in the first 59 minutes.

Mike Grady is reporting the death of Marina actress, Jean Fergusson: IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0272647/ DDP pick, was in Corrie as Dorothy Hoyle, The Practice, Albion Market and Crossroads. Phew!

Hang on in there Ruth.Just a year to go !

A tempting pick going forward because if nothing else how often will you have the oppurtunity to pick someone named Pedro with a Polish surname.

No. Apply the same test as earlier: what would you say if there's nobody else involved, just you? You wouldn't say "the car almost hit I". You would (correctly) say "the car almost hit me".

Two reported dead, several injured. Teen shooting with a semi-automatic fire arm. So yeah, this fits the bill. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/school-active-shooter-california-saugus_n_5dcd7b3de4b0d43931d0e261

According to guys in bar I am in Mike Tyson according to Twitter

Have a small and tired update: Two people score with the late Julie Gibson obit. DDT gets two unique hits with al-Baghdadi and Edwin Bramall. Two more people had Gay Byrne. And I had previously missed to give drol points for Leah Bracknell, and Cpt. Chorizo for José José. I had updated the score in the meantime without posting here... so I am not 100% sure, but 99% sure that Ivan Milat is also a new hit, pushing Banana onto the podium, plus another hit for drol (and a couple others). Rank Team name Points 1 Death Impends 1439 2 Clorox Bleachman 1425 3 Banana 1277 3 Joey Russ 1277 5 Phantom of the Midway 1249 6 GCReptile 1229 7 Cpt Chorizo 1216 8 Grim Up North 1191 9 Skinny Kiltrunner 1088 10 Devon Death Trip 1084 11 drol 1067 12 msc 969 13 Sir Creep 911 14 Book 815 15 John Key 712 16 The Unknown Man 640 17 The Quim Reaper 601 18 Prophet 566 19 YoungWillz 542 20 Grave Danger 532 21 Yorkshire Banker 450 22 theoldlady 430 23 The mad hatter 405 24 Fixed Business 401 25 The old crem 334 26 Deathray 314 27 Pedro 67 295 28 markb4 293 29 Gooseberry Crumble 279 30 Bibliogryphon 260

Anytime??? Au contraire. "The car went through a red light and almost hit (my wife and) I" is clearly nonsense; "The car went through a red light and almost hit (my wife and) me" is correct.

Well, he’s still performing, but it looks like he’s struggling to breathe right here: Get him on the list in 2020. Am thinking it’s their last shot...

2020= about time Super Gran is one of the 50 names on Deathlist.net

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7681211/Larry-King-looks-frail-personal-nurse-wheels-restaurant.html Looking frail

Yes, I blame The Apprentice. They all misuse it there.

Yes, "myself and" really boils my piss too. If you're going to be ungrammatical, why not keep it traditional with the old-school "me and". I suppose they all think "myself" is correct.

Scientist and renowned proponent of the gaia theory centenarian James Lovelock is definitely a worthy name for consideration for this list.

He's reminding himself what an erection looks like.

Sana, the oldest white rhino in captivity has died in a French zoo, aged 55.