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86 today

Will be hosting a new Jeopardy special in January.

Lauch Faircloth, former one-term senator from North Carolina, is 91. I only bring his name up as one of interest as he's the man who tried to get Microsoft Solitaire banned.

What kind of fire is under that smoke? Pamela Anderson had canceled her visit of Assange because of a "personal emergency": https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/pamela-anderson-cites-personal-emergency-20913750

Breaking news: Sweden drops preliminary investigation alleged rape by Julian Assange: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-50473792

Will anyone go for the BowelBabe/BowelBloke double-up in 2020?

Death Notice for the UK ambassador to the Holy See in the early 90s, Andrew Palmer: http://announcements.telegraph.co.uk/deaths/237399/palmer

Julie was a pretty 18 year old girl. In the week before Christmas she sauntered up to the curtain counter, and was trying to decide which of the many types of tinsel she would buy. Finally, she made her choice and asked the spotty youth who was manning the fabric section, "How much is this gold tinsel garland?" The spotty youth pointed to the Christmas mistletoe above the counter and said, "This week we have a special offer, just one kiss per meter." "Wow, that's great", said Julie, "I'll take 12 meters." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the boy measured out the tinsel, wrapped up the garland, and gave it to Julie. She then called to an old man who had been browsing through the Christmas trees and said to the youth, "My Grandpa will settle the bill."

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "Very well, you may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may also pass through the pearly gates." The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carol's."

Back on the bench press: https://www.cnbc.com/2019/11/18/ruth-bader-ginsburg-returns-to-supreme-court-bench-after-illness.html

Happy Birthday Clarissa Eden - 99 today.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10375890/heartbroken-johnny-vegas-mum-patricia-died/ Comedian Johnny Vegas announces that his mother has sadly died.