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Perhaps they could bring back National Service with the death penalty for whoever tried to dodge it.

40% in favour, yes, in 2022, but a vast majority of non-Tory voters opposed and one in three Tories opposed it. So they'd lose more voters than they gained. They could get it slightly over 50% by going emotive about child killers (because I don't think most would piss on Huntley for example) but my opinion is that Sunak bringing that up during a campaign would be seen as exploitative and backfire.

Let's Go Die A Kite Or Crem Chimney, Crem Chimney Chim Chim Cheroo

Stevie Nicks is 76. (Good rhyme.)

26/May/2024 56 R. Dean Taylor - There’s A Ghost in My House 41 Lulu - The Man Who Sold The World 39 The Drifters - There Goes My First Love +2 35 Van McCoy & The Soul City Symphony - The Hustle 28 Cozy Powell - Dance With the Devil +2 27 The Wombles - Remember You’re a Womble 22 Smokie - If You Think You Know How to Love Me 22 Kenny - The Bump 21 The Rubettes - Juke Box Jive 20 Paper Lace - The Night Chicago Died 20 Slade - Bangin’ Man 18 Fox - Only You Can 16 Slade - Everyday 15 Paul McCartney & Wings - Band on the Run -6

26/05/24 56 R. Dean Taylor - There’s A Ghost in My House 41 Lulu - The Man Who Sold The World  37 The Drifters - There Goes My First Love 35 Van McCoy & The Soul City Symphony - The Hustle 27 The Wombles - Remember You’re a Womble 26 Cozy Powell - Dance With the Devil +4 22 Smokie - If You Think You Know How to Love Me 22 Kenny - The Bump  21 The Rubettes - Juke Box Jive 21 Paul McCartney & Wings - Band on the Run -6 20 Paper Lace - The Night Chicago Died 20 Slade - Bangin’ Man 18 Fox - Only You Can  16 Slade - Everyday

26/May/2024 86 Lady Gaga & Beyoncé — Telephone +4 77 Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris — We Found Love 76 Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg — California Gurls 65 Yolanda Be Cool Vs D Cup — We No Speak Americano 51 Cee Lo Green — Forget You 46 Owl City — Fireflies 45 B.O.B ft. Hayley Williams — Airplanes 45 Rihanna — Only Girl (In The World) 32 Jessie J ft. B.O.B — Price Tag -6 27 Professor Green ft. Emeli Sande — Read All About It 24 Taio Cruz — Dynamite

There will be no return to National Service says Rishi Sunak - January 2024: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/jan/24/army-chief-says-people-of-uk-are-prewar-generation-who-must-be-ready-to-fight-russia

I'd have said this is more the sort of thing people care about.

May 25th at 307pm 51 R. Dean Taylor - There’s A Ghost in My House 37 Lulu - The Man Who Sold The World  34 Van McCoy & The Soul City Symphony - The Hustle 33 The Drifters - There Goes My First Love 27 The Wombles - Remember You’re a Womble 27 Paul McCartney & Wings - Band on the Run +4 22 Cozy Powell - Dance With the Devil 22 Smokie - If You Think You Know How to Love Me 22 Kenny - The Bump  21 The Rubettes - Juke Box Jive 20 Slade - Bangin’ Man 18 Fox - Only You Can  18 Slade - Everyday 17 Paper Lace - The Night Chicago Died -6 16 Bay City Rollers - Summerlove Sensation 11 Hot Chocolate - Emma

26.05.24 57 R. Dean Taylor - There’s A Ghost in My House -3 35 Lulu - The Man Who Sold The World 35 Van McCoy & The Soul City Symphony - The Hustle 33 The Drifters - There Goes My First Love 28 Cozy Powell - Dance With the Devil 28 The Wombles - Remember You’re a Womble +1 24 Paul McCartney & Wings - Band on the Run +1 23 Smokie - If You Think You Know How to Love Me +1 23 Kenny - The Bump +1 20 Paper Lace - The Night Chicago Died 20 Slade - Bangin’ Man 18 Fox - Only You Can 16 Slade - Everyday 12 The Rubettes - Juke Box Jive -3

26/5/2024 56 R. Dean Taylor - There’s A Ghost in My House 41 Lulu - The Man Who Sold The World 35 Van McCoy & The Soul City Symphony - The Hustle 33 The Drifters - There Goes My First Love 28 Cozy Powell - Dance With the Devil 27 The Wombles - Remember You’re a Womble 23 Paul McCartney & Wings - Band on the Run +4 22 Smokie - If You Think You Know How to Love Me 22 Kenny - The Bump 20 Paper Lace - The Night Chicago Died 20 Slade - Bangin’ Man 18 Fox - Only You Can 16 Slade - Everyday 15 The Rubettes - Juke Box Jive -6

Milan Panić please

26/5/24 56 R. Dean Taylor - There’s A Ghost in My House 41 Lulu - The Man Who Sold The World 35 Van McCoy & The Soul City Symphony - The Hustle 33 The Drifters - There Goes My First Love -6 28 Cozy Powell - Dance With the Devil 27 The Wombles - Remember You’re a Womble 22 Smokie - If You Think You Know How to Love Me 22 Kenny - The Bump 21 The Rubettes - Juke Box Jive 20 Paper Lace - The Night Chicago Died 20 Slade - Bangin’ Man 19 Paul McCartney & Wings - Band on the Run +4 18 Fox - Only You Can 16 Slade - Everyday

Sun 26 May 56 R. Dean Taylor - There’s A Ghost in My House 41 Lulu - The Man Who Sold The World +4 37 The Drifters - There Goes My First Love 35 Van McCoy & The Soul City Symphony - The Hustle 27 Paul McCartney & Wings - Band on the Run 27 The Wombles - Remember You’re a Womble 22 Cozy Powell - Dance With the Devil 22 Smokie - If You Think You Know How to Love Me 22 Kenny - The Bump  21 The Rubettes - Juke Box Jive 20 Paper Lace - The Night Chicago Died 20 Slade - Bangin’ Man 18 Fox - Only You Can  16 Slade - Everyday 00 Hot Chocolate - Emma -6

Sun 26 May 82 Lady Gaga & Beyoncé — Telephone 77 Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris — We Found Love 76 Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg — California Gurls 65 Yolanda Be Cool Vs D Cup — We No Speak Americano +4 51 Cee Lo Green — Forget You 46 Owl City — Fireflies 45 B.O.B ft. Hayley Williams — Airplanes -6 45 Rihanna — Only Girl (In The World) 38 Jessie J ft. B.O.B — Price Tag 27 Professor Green ft. Emeli Sande — Read All About It 24 Taio Cruz — Dynamite

25/5/24 51 R. Dean Taylor - There’s A Ghost in My House 37 Lulu - The Man Who Sold The World  34 Van McCoy & The Soul City Symphony - The Hustle 33 The Drifters - There Goes My First Love 27 The Wombles - Remember You’re a Womble 23 Paul McCartney & Wings - Band on the Run +4 23 Paper Lace - The Night Chicago Died 22 Cozy Powell - Dance With the Devil 22 Smokie - If You Think You Know How to Love Me 22 Kenny - The Bump  21 The Rubettes - Juke Box Jive 20 Slade - Bangin’ Man 18 Fox - Only You Can  18 Slade - Everyday 16 Bay City Rollers - Summerlove Sensation 11 Hot Chocolate - Emma 0 Johnny Bristol - Hang On In There Baby -6

Sounds like a care home/hospice with days or maybe a few weeks left to me.

@gcreptile... Jan Nicolay was a joker hit for @DevonDeathTrip and @wannamaker, but obviously she wasn't a solo hit. Probably... 6 points instead of 8. Am I missing something?

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that, despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla says, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun." So they went back to her place and got comfortable. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand." Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean says, 'Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......." "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun." Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks. "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?" Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the f*cking bitch stole ma wallet.

How are you bearering up ? Were you close ?