MortalCaso 1,624 Posted January 22, 2022 1. Donald Trump 2. Dick Van Dyke 3. Ghislaine Maxwell 4. Clint Eastwood 5. Shane MacGowan 6. Yoko Ono 7. Olivia Newton-John hit #7 August 8th 8. Queen Elizabeth II hit #11 Sept. 8th 9. Shannen Doherty 10. Tim Bilton 11. Phil Collins 12. Paul Gasoigne 13. Francoise Hardy 14. Joe Exotic 15. David Attenborough 16. Bobby Charlton 17. Rolf Harris 18. Mel Brooks 19. Susie Steiner hit #6: July 3rd 20. Eva Marie Saint 21. Willie Nelson 22. Rupert Murdoch 23. Milos Zeman 24. Jerry Lee Lewis hit #13: Oct. 28th 25. Prunella Scales Sub 1. Bill Cosby Sub 2. Ozzy Osbourne 1/6/23 Update *Pool finish* 17/50 dead, 4 picked! Placed #13 with this list 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pedro67 232 Posted January 22, 2022 1 Paul Gascoigne 2 Clint Eastwood 3 Ghislaine Maxwell 4 David Attenborough 5 Donald Trump 6 Billy Connolly 7 Queen Elizabeth II 8 Rolf Harris 9 Tony Bennett 10 Shane MacGowan 11 Dick Van Dyke 12 Joe Exotic 13 Phil Collins 14 Henry Kissenger 15 Angela Lansbury 16 Rupert Murdoch 17 Mel Brookes 18 Willie Nelson 19 Bobby Charlton 20 Prunella Scales 21 Yoko 22 Milos Zeman 23 Jerry Lee Lewis 24 Tom Parker 25 Olivia Newton John reserves Rob Burrow Bill Turnbull Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banana 859 Posted January 23, 2022 Donald Trump Phil Collins Paul Gascoigne Joe Exotic Tim Bilton Billy Connolly Ghislaine Maxwell Shane MacGowan Rupert Murdoch Yoko Ono Dick Van Dyke Queen Elizabeth II Willie Nelson Clint Eastwood Rolf Harris Olivia Newton-John Mel Brooks Tom Parker David Attenborough Tony Bennett Bobby Charlton Tom Smith Prunella Scales Shannen Doherty Angela Lansbury Subs: Bill Cosby James Whale Linda Nolan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,513 Posted January 23, 2022 Ghislaine Maxwell Donald Trump David Attenborough Clint Eastwood Shane MacGowan Dick Van Dyke Olivia Newton-John Paul Gascoigne Joe Exotic Mel Brooks Rupert Murdoch Henry Kissinger June Brown Angela Lansbury Tony Bennett Phil Collins James Whale Queen Elizabeth II Jerry Lee Lewis Prunella Scales Shannen Doherty Billy Connolly Rolf Harris Linda Nolan Willie Nelson Bernard Cribbins - SUBSTITUTE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
machotrouts 828 Posted January 23, 2022 Just as she did last year, my mum – who I am thankful does not have a Deathlist account – would like to submit her own Inverse Dead Pool team, via me. Do I have the host's permission to do this? I am hearing that yes, I do. Her list is mostly based on vibes, wishful thinking, and also things like "'Doddie' sounds too much like 'Deadie'. I'm not picking him." machotrouts' mum's team: Tony Bennett Yoko Ono Olivia Newton-John Tom Parker Phil Collins Joanne Woodward Eva Marie Saint Clint Eastwood Dick Van Dyke Harry Belafonte Mel Brooks Francoise Hardy Jean-Louis Trintignant Bill Turnbull George Alagiah Billy Connolly Leslie Phillips Jimmy Carter Shane MacGowan Shannen Doherty Bob Barker Rob Burrow Pele Paul Gascoigne Bobby Charlton SUB: Angela Lansbury (As usual, I will be submitting my own team shortly before the deadline tonight.) 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted January 23, 2022 Thanks Machotrouts - team as below. Queen Elizabeth II David Attenborough Billy Connolly Ghislaine Maxwell Clint Eastwood Donald Trump Paul Gascoigne Prunella Scales Doddie Weir Angela Lansbury Dick Van Dyke Bill Turnbull Rupert Murdoch Phil Collins Tony Bennett Olivia Newton-John Linda Nolan Mel Brooks Joe Exotic Willie Nelson Rolf Harris Shane MacGowan Bobby Charlton Joanne Woodward Tim Bilton Sub Bernard Cribbins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doulton 34 Posted January 23, 2022 Just a note that Sean has two Dick Van Dykes on his list. I cannot send him a message so I hope that this note reaches Sean. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pedro67 232 Posted January 23, 2022 1 hour ago, machotrouts said: Just as she did last year, my mum – who I am thankful does not have a Deathlist account – would like to submit her own Inverse Dead Pool team, via me. Do I have the host's permission to do this? I am hearing that yes, I do. Can I enter Mrs Pedro? ( cue smutty innuendo comments) When I posted my team last night she said ‘ Is that the nice game where you keep people alive. I’d play that one it’s not sick’ If she does a team, can it be included? No probs if not. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
machotrouts 828 Posted January 23, 2022 3 hours ago, Pedro67 said: Can I enter Mrs Pedro? ( cue smutty innuendo comments) When I posted my team last night she said ‘ Is that the nice game where you keep people alive. I’d play that one it’s not sick’ If she does a team, can it be included? No probs if not. Go ahead, Mrs Pedro67! 3 hours ago, Doulton said: Just a note that Sean has two Dick Van Dykes on his list. I cannot send him a message so I hope that this note reaches Sean. You're right, thank you – sorry for not clocking that sooner! He can't play with two Dicks at once, so by default, I'll withdraw the second Dick and move everyone up a place, including his ex-sub Eva Marie Saint to #25 (not his replacement sub Bill Cosby, who remains ineligible for main team status). If @Sean would prefer a different approach to his double-Dick problem, he can let me know. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted January 23, 2022 32 minutes ago, Pedro67 said: Can I enter Mrs Pedro? ( cue smutty innuendo comments) What with that and Sean double Dicking we're having a right old Carry On! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideik 236 Posted January 23, 2022 Long live to my team: 1 Paul Gascoigne 2 Ghislaine Maxwell 3 Donald Trump 4 Phil Collins 5 Shane McGowan 6 Yoko Ono 7 Queen Elizabeth II 8 Clint Eastwood 9 Rupert Murdoch 10 Tony Bennett 11 Milos Zeman 12 Billy Connolly 13 Rolf Harris 14 Dick Van Dyke 15 David Attenborough 16 Mel Brooks 17 Olivia Newton John 18 Willie Nelson 19 Doddie Weir 20 Bobby Charlton 21 Harry Belafonte 22 Joe Exotic 23 Prunella Scales 24 Eva Marie Saint 25 Rob Burrow Sub Bill Cosby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pedro67 232 Posted January 23, 2022 Thanks Machotrouts. So MrsPedro67 says she will beat me with.... 1. David Attenborough 2. The Queen 3. Donald Trump 4. Clint Eastwood 5. June Brown 6. Dick van dyke 7. Phil Collins 8. Angela Lansbury 9. Henry Kissenger 10. Leslie Phillips 11. Prunella Scales 12. Linda Nolan 13. Billy Connolly 14. Shane MacGowan 15. Yoko Ono 16. Tony Bennett 17. Bobby Charlton 18. Pele 19. Shannen Doherty 20. Paul Gascoigne 21. Jimmy Carter 22. Rupert Murdoch 23. Rolf Harris 24. Olivia Newton John 25. Bill Turnbull Subs Jerry Lee Lewis Tom Smith Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
machotrouts 828 Posted January 23, 2022 Your host's team. Ghislaine Maxwell Donald Trump Paul Gascoigne Phil Collins Billy Connolly Rupert Murdoch Clint Eastwood Doddie Weir David Attenborough Mel Brooks Shane MacGowan Queen Elizabeth II Dick Van Dyke Joe Exotic Tony Bennett Prunella Scales Eva Marie Saint Henry Kissinger Olivia Newton-John Rolf Harris Bobby Charlton Jerry Lee Lewis Harry Belafonte Willie Nelson George Alagiah SUBSTITUTE, if someone dies in the next 5 minutes: Ozzy Osbourne Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CastAway 488 Posted January 24, 2022 Literally getting it in at the last minute: Ghislaine Maxwell Donald Trump Joe Exotic Paul Gascoigne Phil Collins Rupert Murdoch Clint Eastwood Doddie Weir Olivia Newton-John Yoko Ono David Attenborough Eva Marie Saint Mel Brooks Jean-Louis Trintignant Jerry Lee Lewis Prunella Scales Tony Bennett Bill Turnbull Willie Nelson Rolf Harris Harry Belafonte George Alagiah Bobby Charlton Francoise Hardy Tom Weiskopf Sub: Bill Cosby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
machotrouts 828 Posted January 24, 2022 THAT'S YOUR LOT – SUBMISSIONS CLOSED. Statistics coming soon. Not tonight I would like to sleep thanks. 8 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormfarmer 427 Posted January 24, 2022 Damn. If there is one pool I thought I could put my past poor performances in dead pools to good use, it was this one. I lolligagged thinking that the submission deadline was the end of the month, so I missed it by a few hours. Since I have a list already thoughtfully prepared, I hope it will not offend to unofficially post it here just to see if my intuition is right that if I can't pick who's going to die, maybe I can pick who won't. It will be ironic (to me) if I would have won this thing . . . 1 Donald Trump 2 Phil Collins 3 Ghislaine Maxwell 4 Paul Gascoigne 5 Rolf Harris 6 Tom Parker 7 Rob Burrow 8 Bobby Charlton 9 Shane McGowan 10 Clint Eastwood 11 Yoko Ono 12 Willie Nelson 13 Billy Connolly 14 Jerry Lee Lewis 15 Angela Lansbury 16 Harry Belafonte 17 Olivia Newton John 18 Mel Brooks 19 June Brown 20 Milos Zeman 21 Dick Van Dyke 22 Bob Barker 23 Eva Marie Saint 24 David Attenborough 25 Henry Kissinger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 26, 2022 From a very cursory viewing, looks like Joe Exotic will take down at least half of you (meaning he’s not on my list). So let’s start there. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
machotrouts 828 Posted January 28, 2022 I've belatedly clocked another duplicate. @Great Uncle Bulgaria, it looks like Prunella Scales forgot she was only supposed to appear on your team once – you have her at #9 and #17. I'll prune your second Prunella and move up your lower picks, including your sub June Brown to #25. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
machotrouts 828 Posted January 28, 2022 Here's the complete list of Inverse Dead Pool 2022 candidates, ranked by the total number of points you've all assigned them. TOTAL POINTS # OF TEAMS 1 Donald Trump 1022 46 2 Paul Gascoigne 907 44 3 Clint Eastwood 867 45 4 Ghislaine Maxwell 863 43 5 Phil Collins 755 44 6 Queen Elizabeth II 742 43 7 Dick Van Dyke 724 43 8 Billy Connolly 647 43 9 Rupert Murdoch 632 42 10 David Attenborough 624 41 11 Shane MacGowan 573 39 12 Joe Exotic 508 36 13 Willie Nelson 444 41 14 Rolf Harris 430 40 15 Olivia Newton-John 415 35 16 Yoko Ono 414 32 17 Mel Brooks 401 36 18 Tony Bennett 359 33 19 Bobby Charlton 351 39 20 Doddie Weir 335 29 21 Prunella Scales 314 32 22 Angela Lansbury 269 27 23 June Brown 241 25 24 Shannen Doherty 216 23 = Tim Bilton 216 21 = Tom Parker 216 26 27 Henry Kissinger 194 18 28 Milos Zeman 191 18 29 Bill Turnbull 187 18 30 Rob Burrow 158 20 31 Mikhail Gorbachev 137 15 32 Jerry Lee Lewis 135 15 33 Linda Nolan 117 13 34 Francoise Hardy 101 14 35 Harry Belafonte 92 14 36 Eva Marie Saint 84 10 37 James Whale 83 11 38 Joanne Woodward 82 14 39 George Alagiah 81 11 40 Leslie Phillips 74 5 41 Jean-Louis Trintignant 65 5 42 Pope Benedict XVI 63 8 43 Jimmy Carter 62 7 44 Tom Smith 58 12 45 Susie Steiner 43 5 46 Bob Barker 42 4 47 Pele 37 6 48 Tom Weiskopf 17 5 49 George Perez 11 3 50 Frank Field 1 1 You'll note that I've colour-coded the top half in green and the bottom half in red – except that the three-way tie at #24 means a team composed of the forum's collective wisdom would actually have too many candidates and presumably be disqualified. Maybe a bad omen. Statistically, the fuckedest candidate is Frank Field, with only Bibliogryphon gambling a single point on him walking out of a hospice with his Birkenhead held high. Our biggest vote of confidence is for Donald Trump, who appears on 46 out of a possible 48 teams. If he dies, only theoldlady and my old lady will be spared the carnage. The 46 of us who've given him a glowing health assessment are probably now in the running to be his personal physician, so make sure to drop your LinkedIns below. 15 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,953 Posted January 28, 2022 Got to say I love the extra flair you've given your posts and stats - I've left it in good hands! 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BuffaloPhil 922 Posted January 28, 2022 Nice rundown, makes it easy to see who I want to die (for want of a better phrase!) - for me it's Joe Exotic, Yoko Ono and Mel Brooks who'd fuck over the most teams whilst leaving me unscathed! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted January 28, 2022 16 hours ago, machotrouts said: Our biggest vote of confidence is for Donald Trump, who appears on 46 out of a possible 48 teams. If he dies, only theoldlady and my old lady will be spared the carnage. It’s a hit I’m okay with taking. 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,014 Posted March 30, 2022 Penalise all the biatches who had Tom Parker. Not me...mwahahahahahaha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BuffaloPhil 922 Posted March 30, 2022 Wow is he really the first hit, at the end of March? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted March 30, 2022 On 18/01/2022 at 07:26, TQR said: 19) Tom Parker 2 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
