TQR 14,417 Posted July 8, 2022 I know, I know, it’s a bit like choosing the location about your person for a malignant tumour. But one of these people, like it or not, will be our next PM for up to two years. EDIT 12-07 18:00: I have chopped the poll down to the eight arseholes who’ve made the ballot. I’m gonna punt for a relative outsider, Tom Tugendhat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,512 Posted July 8, 2022 You notice how many are picking Penny Mordaunt as their darkhorse tip, as Ben Wallace is too obvious, and it makes them look dull and unimaginative? Well, Mordaunt's my tip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,125 Posted July 8, 2022 I went for the 'other' option. A new upcoming politician Jorris Bohnston. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,612 Posted July 8, 2022 At the moment I am saying Wallace. However many names on that list won't even make the first MPs ballot. So I will give a more reasoned commentary when the nominations close Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 861 Posted July 8, 2022 Mark Francois of course. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,617 Posted July 8, 2022 I’m going to predict that if either Wallace or Truss make the membership they win - if it’s both of them then it be quite close I think. I think the press will have a big impact. May was respected and backed by nearly all of the Tory press - I’m not sure Mordaunt or Tugendhat will be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,020 Posted July 8, 2022 Michael Heseltine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,326 Posted July 8, 2022 Patel: Why?: Female, child of immigrants. Too bad she is not a lesbian or transgender and have a disability, then she would have been the perfect candidate for the New World Order. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MortalCaso 1,636 Posted July 8, 2022 I went with Penny Mordaunt. In my limited knowledge of UK politics, she seems like the right fit. I can't think of anyone who is more well endowed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 861 Posted July 8, 2022 Wallace and Gromit as deputy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,417 Posted July 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Toast said: Nadine Dorries *shudders* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip 121 Posted July 8, 2022 Tom Tugendhat, can't imagine a current cabinet member winning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip 121 Posted July 8, 2022 Nadine Dorries would make history as the first prime minister to have eaten animal genitals in a jungle on television. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,184 Posted July 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Redrumours said: Wallace and Gromit as deputy. Rory Stewart isn't currently a Tory MP though. 56 minutes ago, Philip said: Nadine Dorries would make history as the first prime minister to have eaten animal genitals in a jungle on television. That we know of. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Great Uncle Bulgaria 1,300 Posted July 8, 2022 Surely Sunak and Truss are the two with the most name awareness and have to be the early favourites. Think the fact that both Sunak and his wife are filthy rich will make it hard to sell him as a man of the people in red wall seats. Voted Truss but it will probably be whoever Murdoch wants. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,617 Posted July 8, 2022 22 minutes ago, Great Uncle Bulgaria said: Surely Sunak and Truss are the two with the most name awareness and have to be the early favourites. Think the fact that both Sunak and his wfe are both filthy rich will make it hard to sell him as a man of the people in red wall seats. Voted Truss but it will probably be whoever Murdoch wants. Which could be Wallace or Truss but Braverman seems to be picking up support but maybe not enough to make the ballot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,617 Posted July 8, 2022 The leaked dates for the handover are when I’m out of the country. So I would be leaving under one PM and returning after another. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,417 Posted July 9, 2022 BrexitHardManSteve Baker has decided not to run. Maybe he’s too hard. Grrr. Hard man. Kemi Badenoch has launched her bid so I’ve put her name where BrexitHardManSteve Baker was. Nadine Dorries is considering a run too. Can’t see it happening and frankly I’m laughing too hard at the prospect to add her name to the poll yet. I’ll leave her under ‘Other’ for now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,612 Posted July 9, 2022 Unfortunately the MP's voting round is when I am on holiday so it will be interesting to see what happens. Sir Charles Walker has already said he hopes some of the without a chance brigade think again to streamline the process Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,667 Posted July 9, 2022 Still considering my choices here but the honourable member for Romford would be interesting, maybe with Charles Pincher as deputy! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,106 Posted July 9, 2022 Must not be a millionaire. Must not be public school educated. Must not be Oxbridge educated. Must not represent a London/Home Counties seat. Must not be a banker, hedge fund person or ever been a CEO/Director of a "large" (more than 250 employees) company. Must never have had a photo op involving a food bank. Must never have had a photo op dressed in hi-viz or a hard hat. Must never have campaigned or voted for the exemption from the rule of law of any person/group of people, such as Northern Ireland veterans or Owen Patterson, for example. And, just to rule out everyone else, must not be a cunt. Otherwise, fill your boots. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,417 Posted July 9, 2022 33 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Must not be a millionaire. Must not be public school educated. Must not be Oxbridge educated. Must not represent a London/Home Counties seat. Must not be a banker, hedge fund person or ever been a CEO/Director of a "large" (more than 250 employees) company. Must never have had a photo op involving a food bank. Must never have had a photo op dressed in hi-viz or a hard hat. Must never have campaigned or voted for the exemption from the rule of law of any person/group of people, such as Northern Ireland veterans or Owen Patterson, for example. And, just to rule out everyone else, must not be a cunt. Otherwise, fill your boots. Er…this isn’t ‘Who do you WANT to be next Tory leader’. I WANT every single one of their Pinocchio noses fed through a mangle before getting shoved into the Job Centre queue. In terms of who you THINK will be next Tory leader, whoever it is will contravene at the very least a couple of your shopping list of requirements. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites