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On Their Last Leg

 

My scrambled entry based off of general vibes, not based off of serious research or anything :P

 

1. Jimmy Carter

2. Noam Chomsky

3. Juanita Broaddrick

4. Pete Davidson

5. Joanne Woodward

6. Yoko Ono

7. Russell M. Nelson

8. Toby Keith

9. Mahmoud Abbas

10. George Mitchell

11. Yahya Sinwar

12. Frank Caprio

13. Vanessa Redgrave

14. Joseph James DeAngelo

15. Violeta Chamorro

16. Mohammed Deif

17. Shannen Doherty

18, Jean-Marie Le Pen

19. Roberta Flack

20. Dennis Hastert

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3 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said:

2024's David Quantick's Showbiz Pals (originally sent without a team name to the DDP account):

 

Johnnie Irwin (joker)
Craig Maxwell
David Elmore Smith
Theo Burrell
Rob Burrow
Stuart Gray
Dikembe Mutombo
Brian Barczyk
Jane McAlevey (best hope for a unique)
Chuwit Kamolvisit
Toby Keith
Steve McMichael
Jason Smith
Michael Tilson Thomas
Simon Cowell
James Whale
Frank Caprio
Esther Rantzen
Frank Field
Jimmy Carter

Would be interested to know why you didn't choose Draper?

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You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them!

 

1    Michael Russell -  Isle of Man TT motorcyclist who's mad enough to compete in both the motorcycle and sidecar categories. 
2    James Whale
3    Rob Burrow
4    Nigel Starmer-Smith
5    Phil Collins
6    Jonnie Irwin
7    Esther Rantzen
8    Françoise Hardy
9    Dave Myers
10    Denis Law
11    Franz Beckenbauer
12    Daniel Barenboim
13    Derek Draper
14    Patrick Murray
15    Bruce Willis
16    Rupert Murdoch
17    Mike Oldfield
18    Eric Idle
19    Jimmy Carter
20    Vanessa Redgrave

 

Theme Team - Nice! (Jazz musicians)

 

1    Sonny Rollins
2    George Benson
3    Kenny Burrell
4    Ron Carter
5    Billy Cobham
6    Jack DeJohnette
7    Lou Donaldson
8    Benny Golson
9    Herbie Hancock
10    Roy Haynes
11    Dave Holland
12    Keith Jarrett
13    Charles Lloyd
14    John McLaughlin
15    Archie Shepp
16    James Spaulding
17    Reggie Workman
18    Bennie Maupin
19    Joe Chambers
20    Lenny White
 

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30 minutes ago, Youth in Asia said:

Would be interested to know why you didn't choose Draper?

 

Because if my husband was about to drop dead I wouldn't let myself be papped wearing a Santa hat and doing the Tesco shop.

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37 minutes ago, ethnic cleansing said:

My entry for 2024

 

 

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You and I were the only ones who picked John Connelly last year. 

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I presume all 50 members of the deathlist have been selected on the DDP.. Can’t imagine any that haven’t. 

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TO KILL A GABOR SISTER 2024

 

Jonnie Irwin - JOKER
Brian Barczyk
Theo Burrell
Rob Burrow
Frank Caprio
Jimmy Carter
Graham Caveney
Noam Chomsky
Simon Cowell (wildlife)
Derek Draper
Frank Field
Toni Hilland
Joye Lee-McNelis
Steve McMichael
Bruce Murray (Home and Away)
Michael Parenti
Esther Rantzen
Jason Smith (councillor)
Michael Tilson Thomas
James Whale

 

subs:
Patrick Murray
Joe Doering
Dikembe Mutombo

 

 

Really wanted to find room for Patrick Murray but I had no shortlist deaths post-Ryan Minor... meanwhile last year when I was struggling to come up with enough good names, a bunch of them died right before the starting line and my team got even shittier.

 

Thought I had good research this year but apparently not as I totally missed Craig Maxwell and a few other obvious names.

 

Michael Parenti probably my only unique possibility, 90-year-old Marxist academic - there've been murmurs on leftist Twitter for years about his dementia. Except I just now realized he actually has been mentioned on the forum once or twice :blush:. Still, never picked in the DDP. Besides that, Joye Lee-McNelis probably the only other name on less than 5 teams. 

 

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50 minutes ago, dimreaper said:

You and I were the only ones who picked John Connelly last year. 

They are trying to send him back to prison say he is not that sick.

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26 minutes ago, ethnic cleansing said:

They are trying to send him back to prison say he is not that sick.

I like to pick him because we come from the same neighborhood in Boston.

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These are my three theme teams for 2024.

 

#1 Hits

 

My regular theme team of people who've had a record peak at #1 in the UK Singles Chart (either solo or as part of a group). 9th year in the DDP.

Last year's position on the team is given in brackets, where applicable.

 

1. (re) Eddie 'Tan Tan' Thornton (The Blue Flames)
2. (9) David Graham (Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band)
3. (4) Jane Morgan
4. (new) Mike Sarne
5. (new) Tony Di Bart
6. (new) Marlon Jackson (The Jacksons)
7. (2) Andy Taylor (Duran Duran)
8. (new) Noddy Holder (Slade)
9. (21*) Willie Nelson (USA for Africa)
10. (new) Bruce Foxton (The Jam)
11. (8) Trevor Oakes (Showaddywaddy)
12. (new) Walter Parazaider (Chicago)
13. (new) Steve Harley
14. (new) Chris Stein (Blondie)
15. (17) Chris Rea (Band Aid II)
16. (16) Chris Farlowe
17. (new) Ray Walker (The Jordanaires)
18. (new) Grace Slick (Starship)
19. (re) Plas Johnson (B. Bumble and the Stingers)
20. (re) Ian McCredie (Middle of the Road)

 

(*subbed in last year for Anita Pointer)

 

This is the 2nd appearance for Eddie 'Tan Tan' Thornton, Andy Taylor, Plas Johnson, and Ian McCredie; the 3rd appearance for Trevor Oakes; the 4th appearance for Chris Rea; the 5th appearance for David Graham; the 6th appearance for Willie Nelson and Chris Farlowe; and the 8th appearance for Jane Morgan.

 

This team had six hits in 2023: Rolf Harris (1), Tony Bennett (5), Bobby Charlton (6), Ian Bairnson (7), David Crosby (10), and Harry Belafonte (11). Survivors dropped from the team are: Lena Martell (12), James Dunn (13), Dave Edmunds (14), J.J. Barrie (15), Marilyn (18), Randy Jackson (19), and Young Thug (20).

 

 

Unpersons

 

My regular theme team of Big Brother UK housemates (including Celebrity Big Brother housemates – in fact, this year, only including Celebrity Big Brother housemates). 9th year in the DDP.

Last year's position on the team is given in brackets, where applicable.

 

1. (2) Linda Nolan
2. (1) James Whale
3. (5) Julie Goodyear
4. (4) Chris Ellison
5. (6) Ron Atkinson
6. (7) Gary Busey
7. (8) Amanda Barrie
8. (new) Anne Diamond
9. (new) Leo Sayer
10. (9) Germaine Greer
11. (13) Jenna Jameson
12. (re) Ken Morley
13. (10) Dirk Benedict
14. (new) Cheryl Fergison
15. (new) Jess Impiazzi
16. (17) Kim Woodburn
17. (new) Jermaine Jackson
18. (new) Hardeep Singh Kohli
19. (new) India Willoughby
20. (20) Lauren Harries

 

This is the 2nd appearance for Chris Ellison and Jenna Jameson, the 3rd appearance for Kim Woodburn, the 4th appearance for James Whale and Dirk Benedict, the 6th appearance for Amanda Barrie, the 7th appearance for Linda Nolan and Ken Morley, the 8th appearance for Germaine Greer, and the 9th appearance for Julie Goodyear, Ron Atkinson, Gary Busey, and Lauren Harries.

 

This team had no hits in 2023. Dropped from the team are: Andrew Tate (3), Paddy Doherty (11), Danniella Westbrook (12), Farrah Abraham (14), Stephen Bear (15), Marco Pierre White Jr. (16), Angie Bowie (18), and Michael Madsen (19).

 

 

Special:RandomInCategory/Living_people

   

My regular theme team in which I open 4000 random Wikipedia articles in the category 'Living people', and then whittle them down to the 20 who I believe are most likely to be hits this year. 4th year in the DDP.

Names are presented as they are in their Wikipedia article titles, bracketed segments included; nevertheless, given the broad range of claims to fame, I've included an extra column to clarify what they're known for.

 

1. Artem Chekh Ukrainian soldier
2. Mohammed al-Houthi Former Houthi leader of Yemen, Supreme Political Council member
3. Syed Salahuddin Head of Hizbul Mujahideen in Kashmir
4. John Ashton (musician) Psychedelic Fur
5. John Laws Australian shock jock
6. John Farnham He's the Voice
7. Jon Blake (author) British children's author
8. Tom Brokaw American news anchor
9. Pat Buchanan American conservative figurehead
10. Charles Kay British actor (Amadeus, Fortunes of War)
11. 22Gz Brooklyn drill rapper
12. Sergio Brown American footballer/alleged murderer
13. Anne Dickson Unionist Party of Northern Ireland leader 1976-81
14. Claire Palley First female law professor in Britain, principal of St. Anne's College 1984-91
15. Gary Burton American jazz vibraphonist
16. Brian St. Clair American drummer (Triple Fast Action, Local H)
17. Vera Sharav Israel-based antivaxxer
18. Vardis Vardinogiannis Greek billionaire
19. Viktor Rashnikov Russian billionaire
20. Bedros Kirkorov

Russian singer/Russian singer's dad

 

This team had one hit in 2023: Mike Nussbaum (17). Another, Melker Schörling, died without a valid obit. Given the nature of the team, all 18 survivors have been dropped for this year.

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2 minutes ago, machotrouts said:

These are my three theme teams for 2024.

 

#1 Hits

 

My regular theme team of people who've had a record peak at #1 in the UK Singles Chart (either solo or as part of a group). 9th year in the DDP.

Last year's position on the team is given in brackets, where applicable.

 

1. (re) Eddie 'Tan Tan' Thornton (The Blue Flames)
2. (9) David Graham (Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band)
3. (4) Jane Morgan
4. (new) Mike Sarne
5. (new) Tony Di Bart
6. (new) Marlon Jackson (The Jacksons)
7. (2) Andy Taylor (Duran Duran)
8. (new) Noddy Holder (Slade)
9. (21*) Willie Nelson (USA for Africa)
10. (new) Bruce Foxton (The Jam)
11. (8) Trevor Oakes (Showaddywaddy)
12. (new) Walter Parazaider (Chicago)
13. (new) Steve Harley
14. (new) Chris Stein (Blondie)
15. (17) Chris Rea (Band Aid II)
16. (16) Chris Farlowe
17. (new) Ray Walker (The Jordanaires)
18. (new) Grace Slick (Starship)
19. (re) Plas Johnson (B. Bumble and the Stingers)
20. (re) Ian McCredie (Middle of the Road)
 

Bang goes my hopeful unique for Marlon Jackson!!!

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Can someone help me out here.

 

I disallowed Bruce Murray in the Hare's Pool, on the basis that he is just a cameraman i.e. no real claim to fame.

 

However, now I see that he is a popular DDP pick (and presumably allowed)

 

So what have I missed? I can't have stricter criteria in the Hares than in the DDP!

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My Teams this year

 

Shaun of The Dead 69

 

Theo Burrell  (Joker)

Jonnie Irwin

Eddie Annand

Jimmy Carter

Derek Draper

Linda Nolan

James Whale

Patrick Murray

Nigel Starmer_ Smith

Rob Burrow

Beccy Barr (  BBC North West Presenter)

John Pender

Toby Keith

James Carter Cathcart

Simon Cowell " Wildlife SOS"

Michael Tilson Thomas

Frank Caprio

Roberta Flack

Esther Ranzten

Steve McMichael

 

 

 

No More Expenses (UK Parliamentarians)

 

Frank Field (Joker)

Ken Livingstone

Prince Edward Duke of Kent

Douglas Hurd

Roger Sims

Ben Ford

Ken Eastham

Roy Hattersley

Norman Tebbit

Tom King

Dennis Skinner

John Nott

Eileen Paisely

Bill O 'Brien

James Mackay

Sally Oppenheim_Barnes

Elizabeth Shields

Terence Higgins 

Bill Rodgers

Tony Worthington

 

Slippery Soap ( Soap opera actors and actresses)

 

Shannen Doherty (  Joker)

Daniella Westbrook

Patricia Greene

June Spencer

Jane Rossington

Judy Loe

Julie Goodyear

William Russell

Eileen Derbyshire

Dick Van Dyke

Ysanne Churchman

Tom Oliver (Neighbours)

Angela Piper

Patricia Routledge

Prunella Scales

Kenneth Cope

Bill Steel

Joel Mcllroy 

Janey Godley

Helen Fraser

 

 

 

 

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Les McCann who I have on my people from Kentucky theme team died last Friday. Looks like basketball coach Bernie Bickerstaff will sub in for him.

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3 hours ago, An Fear Beag said:

Can someone help me out here.

 

I disallowed Bruce Murray in the Hare's Pool, on the basis that he is just a cameraman i.e. no real claim to fame.

 

However, now I see that he is a popular DDP pick (and presumably allowed)

 

So what have I missed? I can't have stricter criteria in the Hares than in the DDP!

Ummm he is the best damn camera grip in the entire Soap Industry.  They call him the Wayne Gretzky of Gripping. He revolutionized the way Production decided to hold a camera.

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20 minutes ago, CaptainChorizo said:

Ummm he is the best damn camera grip in the entire Soap Industry.  They call him the Wayne Gretzky of Gripping. He revolutionized the way Production decided to hold a camera.

Still he is stretching it. 

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22 minutes ago, CaptainChorizo said:

Ummm he is the best damn camera grip in the entire Soap Industry.  They call him the Wayne Gretzky of Gripping. He revolutionized the way Production decided to hold a camera.

I am genuinely not sure if you are being sarcastic or not. 

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Should be noted that I'm still working on entering teams, so just because somebody has posted their teams does not mean everyone they submitted was accepted. Nobody has been notified of any specific disqualifications unless you had so many that you required more subs.

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10 hours ago, Banana said:

Should be noted that I'm still working on entering teams, so just because somebody has posted their teams does not mean everyone they submitted was accepted. Nobody has been notified of any specific disqualifications unless you had so many that you required more subs.

 

 

Aye, and I'll out myself for a clumsy entry - despite decades of doing this it's a good idea to put the team name on the f'king sheet - sorry!

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DDP Tofoa

 

1    Jonnie Irwin (Joker)
2    Esther Rantzen
3    Frank Field
4    James Whale
5    Simon Cowell
6    Linda Nolan
7    Shannen Doherty
8    Dolph Lundgren
9    Rob Burrow
10    Stephen Darby
11    Steve McMichael
12    Dario G
13    Patrick Murray
14    Derek Draper
15    Theo Burrell
16    Toby Keith
17    Pope Francis
18    Tom Baker
19    Bruce Willis
20    Jimmy Carter

 

Really little time for research, but I have faith in finishing top 15 for fifth year in a row. 

 

As I see, Lundgren, Darby, Dario G, Pope Francis and Bruce Willis are not too popular names by top dogs, so my success mainly depends on them going.

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Beginning to think Julie Walters was a wasted pick but I submitted early to get it off my plate. I might be surprised.

 

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1 hour ago, Imelda said:

Beginning to think Julie Walters was a wasted pick but I submitted early to get it off my plate. I might be surprised.

 

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Ill use this as an example of what not to do. 
 

Please don’t move the joker designator and please do put your joker in the top cell. This spreadsheet is set up to so that I can copy and paste straight into the entry file. 

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58 minutes ago, Banana said:


Ill use this as an example of what not to do. 
 

Please don’t move the joker designator and please do put your joker in the top cell. This spreadsheet is set up to so that I can copy and paste straight into the entry file. 

 I would have thought the names in the wrong order and with a comma between them would have been the main pisser in that entry.

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