The Hartlepool Deadlypool

[Death Impends 7,953]

1. Martin Crowe
2. Pat Harrington Jr.
3. Clare Hollingworth
4. Eric Lubbock
5. Johan Cruyff
6. Jerry Maren
7. Morton Sobell
8. Helmut Kohl
9. Nanette Fabray
10. Ingvar Kamprad

SUB: Peter Maxwell Davies
June Foray

[The Dead Cow 620]

My team for 2016.

 

1. Joey Feek

2. Kirk Douglas

3. Martin Crowe

4. Rene Angelil

5. Eric Lubbock

6. Rose Marie

7. Bhumibol Adulyadej

8. Liz Dawn

9. Helmut Kohl

10. Howard Marks

 

Subs:

 

1. Glen Campbell

2. Little Richard

[DevonDeathTrip 2,358]

Thanks to RA for keeping this show on the road. I've never won the HPDP, so I'm going for eleventh time lucky

1. Halaevalu Mata'aho 'Ahome'e
   
2. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi,
   
3. Sister Wendy Beckett
   
4. Little Richard
   
5. Fr Lazarus El-Anthony
   
6. 'Prince' Leonard Casley
   
7. Rabbi Lionel Blue
   
8. Archbishop Desmond Tutu
   
9. Patriarch Mesrob II
   
10. Chuck Blazer
    

Subs:

Kenneth Anger

Jakucho Setouchi

[Deathray 2,940]

1. Billy Graham
2. Zsa Zsa Gabor
3. Jimmy Carter
4. Nancy Reagan
5. Clare Hollingworth
6. Howard Marks
7. Martin Crowe
8. Clive James
9. Joey Feek
10. Dr Kate Granger

Dying in the wrong order.

[Uschi 53]

Hi, this is my team:

"Uschi ihr sein Hartledingenskirchen"

 

01. Martin Crowe

02. René Angélil

03. Desmond Tutu

04. Jimmy Carter

05. Nancy Reagan

06. Glen Campbell

07. Kirk Douglas

08. Fidel Castro

09. George Gaynes

10. Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

Reserve picks:

Stephen Hawking

Prince Philip

[Switch 141]

1. Martin Crowe

2. René Angélil

3. Daisy Berkowitz

4. Jimmy Carter

5. Vojislav Šešelj

6. John McGuinness

7. Rob Ford

8. Princess Elisabeth of Denmark

9. Ringo Starr

10. John Major

[YoungWillz 21,007]

1. Pavel Srníček

2. Martin Crowe

3. René Angélil

4. Jimmy Carter

5. Vojislav Šešelj

6. John McGuinness

7. Rob Ford

8. Princess Elisabeth of Denmark

9. Ringo Starr

10. John Major

 

You'll have to change your Number 1 Switch, sorry. http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=6417&p=246133

[Switch 141]

Thank you for notifying me, I've edited the list now.

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

 

1. Pavel Srníček

2. Martin Crowe

3. René Angélil

4. Jimmy Carter

5. Vojislav Šešelj

6. John McGuinness

7. Rob Ford

8. Princess Elisabeth of Denmark

9. Ringo Starr

10. John Major

 

You'll have to change your Number 1 Switch, sorry. http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=6417&p=246133

 

 

 

OOOOHHHH, so close, but so far away

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

My team

 

2016 Hartlepool Deadly Pool Team: The Wankers Arms PH

Candidates:
Olivia De Havilland
Carol Channing
Jean Alexander
Kirk Douglas
Paul Gascoigne
Doris Day
Abe Vigoda

Cliff Michelmore
Clifton James
Michael Schumacher

Subs: Sean Connery and Ronnie Corbett

[Rotten Ali 600]

First Leaderboard of 2016

 

Half a point to Switch.

Everyone else - nothing.

[CaptainChorizo 1,976]

2016 Team

 

1.Joey Feek

2.Pat Harrington Jr.

3.Martin Crowe

4.Kris Travis

5.Huston Smith

6.Howard Marks

7.Sumner Redstone

8.Prince Mikasa

9.Douglas Slocombe

10.Jens C Skou

 

reserve

Ken Hechler

[Sir Creep 7,070]

Sir Creep's Team:

 

1. Patrick Harrington Jr

2. Joey Feek

3. Andrew Smith (btw I saw nothing about obit limitations)

4. Bob Ellis

5. Huston Smith

 

This brings us to mid February, yes I expect 6 hits in 6 weeks, we shall know right away how this is going.

6. Tony Adamowicz

7. Emma Morano

8. Sumner Redstone

9. Ken Hechler

10. Glen Campbell

 

Alt-Jimmy Carter

[Book 3,545]

My team for 2016:

1. Joey Feek

2. Martin Crowe

3. René Angélil

4. Helmut Kohl

5. Danielle Darrieux

6. Fidel Castro

7. Zsa Zsa Gabor

8. Rev. Billy Graham

9. Lupita Tovar

10. David Rockefeller

 

Subs: Kirk Douglas, Mary Tyler Moore

[Rotten Ali 600]

So. Going to do a few checks to see if I've missed the deaths of any team members. Low and behold on the third list I've checked I've found a missed death. Samantha Beaven, the brave cancer suffering mum, died in May and Captain Chorizo needs 30 basic points plus 12 unique point bonus to total another 42. This may about wrap it up guys...

 

32nd leader board - 2015

 

1st - 227 points - Captain Chorizo

2nd - 169 points - Death Impends

3rd - 162 points - Dr Zorders

4th - 152 points - time

5th - 135 points - Estuarian Float

6th - 133 points - Book

7th - 125 points - gcreptile

8th - 122 points - DDT

9th - 90 points - Eesti

10th - 88 points - Tick Tock

=11th - 87 points - Toast

=11th - 87 points - Hein

=13th - 85 points - Maryport

=13th - 85 points - the_engineer

15th - 77 points - Banshees Scream

16th - 74.007 points - LFN

17th - 70 points - STAB in the DARK

=18th - 50 points - Shaun of the Dead

=18th - 50 points - the Unknown Man

20th - 30 points - msc

21st - 10 points - YoungWillz

22nd - 0 points - Deathray

[gcreptile 10,963]

My team:

 

1. Pat Harrington Jr.

2. Rose Marie

3. Hendrijke Fitz (german soap star)

4. Joao Havelange

5. Atal Bihari Vajpayee

6. Adam Busby

7. Lloyd Shapley

8. Jean Pierre Coffe (french TV personality)

9. Kirk Douglas

10. Howard Marks

 

Subs: Nancy Reagan, Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

Good luck everyone!

[Sir Creep 7,070]

So. Going to do a few checks to see if I've missed the deaths of any team members. Low and behold on the third list I've checked I've found a missed death. Samantha Beaven, the brave cancer suffering mum, died in May and Captain Chorizo needs 30 basic points plus 12 unique point bonus to total another 42. This may about wrap it up guys...

32nd leader board - 2015

1st - 227 points - Captain Chorizo

2nd - 169 points - Death Impends

3rd - 162 points - Dr Zorders

4th - 152 points - time

5th - 135 points - Estuarian Float

6th - 133 points - Book

7th - 125 points - gcreptile

8th - 122 points - DDT

9th - 90 points - Eesti

10th - 88 points - Tick Tock

=11th - 87 points - Toast

=11th - 87 points - Hein

=13th - 85 points - Maryport

=13th - 85 points - the_engineer

15th - 77 points - Banshees Scream

16th - 74.007 points - LFN

17th - 70 points - STAB in the DARK

=18th - 50 points - Shaun of the Dead

=18th - 50 points - the Unknown Man

20th - 30 points - msc

21st - 10 points - YoungWillz

22nd - 0 points - Deathray

What this tells me is Captain Chorizo paid zero attention to his team in this pool after submission. Should be stripped of title before obtaining it.

SC

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

 

What this tells me is Captain Chorizo paid zero attention to his team in this pool after submission. Should be stripped of title before obtaining it.

SC

 

Not only that but.....

 

Much more importantly, surely a key rule is being forgotten here.

 

5. Anyone selecting tender-aged sufferers of terminal diseases or anyone under sentence of death or highly likely to be sentenced to death at the start of the year will be summarily ridiculed and very likely penalised in an arbitrary and unpleasant way should their candidates actually die or be killed.

I thought this pool was supposed to be free of famous-for-being-ills. Or at least the young ones anyway. That's a reason why I entered. She was 28 or 29 when she died and was described as a "young mum" I think that's tender enough? If anything he should lose points.

[YoungWillz 21,007]

Sir Creep's Team:

 

 

3. Andrew Smith (btw I saw nothing about obit limitations)

 

 

Andrew Smith must be a common name. Which one is it, out of interest?

[gcreptile 10,963]

 

 

What this tells me is Captain Chorizo paid zero attention to his team in this pool after submission. Should be stripped of title before obtaining it.

SC

 

Not only that but.....

 

Much more importantly, surely a key rule is being forgotten here.

 

5. Anyone selecting tender-aged sufferers of terminal diseases or anyone under sentence of death or highly likely to be sentenced to death at the start of the year will be summarily ridiculed and very likely penalised in an arbitrary and unpleasant way should their candidates actually die or be killed.

I thought this pool was supposed to be free of famous-for-being-ills. Or at least the young ones anyway. That's a reason why I entered. She was 28 or 29 when she died and was described as a "young mum" I think that's tender enough? If anything he should lose points.

 

Hm, indeed I thought that this one and the Deathrace prohibited cancer fame types. At least Captain Chorizo would have won without her anyway.

[Toast 16,118]

Seems clear enough to me. You can pick anyone you want, but certain types of pick are discouraged. Note that some incur minus points.

 

Young people usually means children, or at least minors. Not people in their late 20s.

[Rotten Ali 600]

29 year olds are hardly tender. I take onboard the call and need for some ridicule at this point. So, thinking about the fall out that Maryport had to endure with the death of Felix Glenny, I propose that Captain Chorizo now be stripped of the 12 bonus points.

 

Furthermore Estuarian Float has a missing hit. 20 basic points and 8 bonus points for Setsuko Hara's death on the 5th September.

 

As for end of year awards, Toast picks up the 50 point best team award. Good selection of unique picks. A year ahead on the resounding call to list Tony Booth, but then to place Son-Law Tony Blair on her subs bench looks like something akin to asking lightning to strike twice. However to top it all, was the decision to bench Joan Sims. Bit tricky to ask an old dame to fill the role well, but having died in 2001 was not going to stop the laughs from the sidelines.

 

Like last year, I'm giving a raft of points to compensate those who did not specify subs. Having only one sub pays 5 points, not having two gets the team 12 lovely points. Eesti, Hein, Dr Zorders, Tick Tock, Gcreptile, Maryport and Estuarian Float get the extra 5 points. Banshees Scream, Book, Shaun of the Dead, Deathray (finally getting off the marks) and Captain Chorizo pick up 12 points.

 

With a single day to go it looks like this...

 

1st - 227 points - Captain Chorizo

2nd - 169 points - Death Impends

3rd - 168 points - Esuarian Float

4th - 167 points - Dr Zorders

5th - 152 points - time

6th - 145 points - Book

7th - 137 points - Toast

8th - 130 points - gcreptile

9th - 122 points - DDT

10th - 95 points - Eesti

11th - 93 points - Tick Tock

12th - 92 points - Hein

13th - 90 points - Maryport

14th - 89 points - Banshees Scream

15th - 85 points - the_engineer

16th - 74.007 points - LFN

17th - 70 points - STAB in the DARK

18th - 62 points - Shaun of the Dead

19th - 50 points - the Unknown Man

20th - 30 points - msc

21st - 12 points - Deathray

22nd - 10 points - YoungWillz

 

N.B. Maryport sits in the golden position of 13th.

[Death Impends 7,953]

 

Sir Creep's Team:

 

 

3. Andrew Smith (btw I saw nothing about obit limitations)

 

 

Andrew Smith must be a common name. Which one is it, out of interest?

 

 

Presumably Creep refers to a cancer-stricken college basketball player - not famous because he has cancer, mind, as his career started before the diagnosis. However it's still worth noting that if he dies and gets a qualifying obit, it will only work against you by mere virtue of his profession!

 

http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=2315&page=25#entry180710

 

You'd still gain points, but because he's a basketball player and the rules of this game strike points for that, that'll reduce his value.

[Toast 16,118]

 

 

Sir Creep's Team:

 

 

3. Andrew Smith (btw I saw nothing about obit limitations)

 

 

Andrew Smith must be a common name. Which one is it, out of interest?

 

 

Presumably Creep refers to a cancer-stricken college basketball player - not famous because he has cancer, mind, as his career started before the diagnosis. However it's still worth noting that if he dies and gets a qualifying obit, it will only work against you by mere virtue of his profession!

 

http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=2315&page=25#entry180710

 

You'd still gain points, but because he's a basketball player and the rules of this game strike points for that, that'll reduce his value.

 

 

Doh! I was waiting to see if he'd notice: I did drop a hint

[Magere Hein 1,400]

Ok, here go Magere Hein's Couch Potatoes 2016:

01 - Joey Feek
02 - Martin Crowe
03 - Helmut Kohl
04 - Joost van der Westhuizen
05 - Rev. Billy Graham
06 - Rob Ford
07 - Peter Carington, 6th Baron Carrington
08 - Muhammed Ali
09 - O.J. Simpson
10 - Boutros Boutros-Ghali

 

No subs.