Deathray 2,940 Posted May 8, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48198945 Attenborough wants to make an Ibiza hit. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted October 28, 2019 Don't worry he's not dead! His new series I watched it last night - good facts, fantastic scenery, incredible cinematography, sex, death, birth, love rivalry, duels, survival against the odds and David Attenborough narrating it all. Just the perfect way to spend an hour on a Sunday evening. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted October 28, 2019 42 minutes ago, Grim Up North said: Don't worry he's not dead! His new series I watched it last night - good facts, fantastic scenery, incredible cinematography, sex, death, birth, love rivalry, duels, survival against the odds and David Attenborough narrating it all. Just the perfect way to spend an hour on a Sunday evening. Love watching Attenburgh on a Sunday evening 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,433 Posted January 1, 2020 On the fucking DL at long last. Hopefully he likes the TV room and plans to stay a while... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,963 Posted January 1, 2020 Oh, I voted for him in the DL prediction thread! Somewhat overdue, but then again, in terrific shape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,023 Posted January 1, 2020 Looks and sounds better than Cliff Richard. Nonetheless, the whole too big to miss suggests he's either on once or forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,433 Posted January 1, 2020 5 hours ago, YoungWillz said: Looks and sounds better than Cliff Richard. Nonetheless, the whole too big to miss suggests he's either on once or forever. My reasoning is very simple - if the Cmme can stick Javier Perez de Cuellar on there for years and years and years, they can at least bed block with someone I genuinely admire. [Also I have an unsubstantiated by facts worry he's not got massively long left despite seeming fit.] 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 1, 2020 I will be saddened more than I was for Lauren Bacall when David A dies. And trust me when i say that is a LOT. Hayley Mills... I better NEVER see your name on DL. Dear Committee: I know you want your 'hits'. Please, though, don't jinx our treasures. SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blartman 2 Posted January 2, 2020 21 hours ago, Sir Creep said: I will be saddened more than I was for Lauren Bacall when David A dies. And trust me when i say that is a LOT. Hayley Mills... I better NEVER see your name on DL. Dear Committee: I know you want your 'hits'. Please, though, don't jinx our treasures. SC Seconded 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 2, 2020 All being well he's settled comfortably in the chair for a good old chat about the state of the world and immortality tips with Kirk Douglas, Prince Philip, Vera Lynn and Jimmy Carter...... that should take them a few years to a decade ..... Attenborough being put on the Deathlist is fair enough, but as noted above, he ain't getting dropped ever. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,573 Posted January 2, 2020 WastedPick.com 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyfiona 2,572 Posted April 19, 2020 One day he's going to be trending on Twitter and think it's just something he's promoting and not actually dead. Today's issue of is he dead or not, David is just talking about Covid-19 but doesn't have it (yet). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathrace 1,164 Posted April 19, 2020 As long as he steers clear of Coronavirus, I fancy his chances for at least another 3 or 4 years based on his appearance on today's Marr show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrWonderful 480 Posted April 19, 2020 5 hours ago, Deathrace said: As long as he steers clear of Coronavirus, I fancy his chances for at least another 3 or 4 years based on his appearance on today's Marr show. Yeah, he looks good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Book 3,549 Posted May 8, 2020 Happy 94th birthday! Couldn't find any specific news about his health but a lot of comments on actuell themes, so he seems to be fit and healthy, I guess. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted May 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Book said: Happy 94th birthday! Couldn't find any specific news about his health but a lot of comments on actuell themes, so he seems to be fit and healthy, I guess. He'll make it to 100 no problem.Then again I thought that about Nicholas Parsons... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathrace 1,164 Posted May 8, 2020 1 hour ago, CoffinLodger said: He'll make it to 100 no problem.Then again I thought that about Nicholas Parsons... Unlike women, a lot of men appear to suddenly decline at around 94/95 and the number of men who make it to late 90s is very small. Having said this I expect Attenborough to make 97/98. After that it's a lottery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,977 Posted July 29, 2020 Once again he is Emmy nominated for Narration. Seems a good bet to make it three years in a row as winner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,580 Posted September 24, 2020 Joins Instagram at the age of 94. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted September 24, 2020 2 hours ago, The Old Crem said: Joins Instagram at the age of 94. Next stop, Grindr 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arghton 6,692 Posted September 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said: Next stop, Grindr then, chaturbate? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted September 24, 2020 8 hours ago, The Old Crem said: Joins Instagram at the age of 94. This cunt has spent the bulk of his career traversing the globe, film crew and tons of equipment in tow, on aircraft that has shat out more nasty emissions than all of the cars Ford ever made*. Another hypocritical prick who needs to shut the fuck up. 'David, darling, we have a pandemic on our hands....' *maybe 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted September 24, 2020 LFN says national treasure is a cunt shocker. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,740 Posted September 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Grim Up North said: LFN says national treasure is a cunt shocker. Thing is, doesn't he have a point though? Attenbororough (and crew) must have an absolutely massive co2 (and all the rest) footprint compared to your average fortnight in Benidorm every other year or whatever? You could, and for me probably would, argue that 'his' having been there and filmed it in HD is enough to determine that 'I' don't need to, saving however many other individual trips? On the flip side, when he started out I sincerely doubt that was the reason, nor has he ever claimed we shouldn't do what he has (to my knowledge). It's a conundrum for me for sure. LFN ofc, has his own inimitable way of putting it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perhaps 1,423 Posted September 25, 2020 The CO2 emissions he has single-handedly contributed by swanning around the world is totally justified by the amount of people he's inspired into climate protection, conservation and the like... his lifetime worth of emissions is just a drop in the ocean of what's pumped in our atmosphere in a single day. Nobody has ever done anything close what he's done in inspiring multiple generations and nobody will for a very long time. This dude could rip off a newborn's head and shit down it's neck and it'll be ok with me. He's the MVP. 6 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
