Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

[philheybrookbay 439]

19 hours ago, the_engineer said:

This thread just turned into the deathlist dating thread 

Beats Tinder any day of week.  

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Tuesday + Moët + Stella = ArgghahahahshsAaaaaaaaa

[Deathray 2,940]

12 hours ago, philheybrookbay said:

Beats Tinder any day of week.  

 

That's cos Tinder's not really designed for pensioners. 

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

14 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Tuesday + Moët + Stella = ArgghahahahshsAaaaaaaaa

Tuesday + Dow's 2011 late bottled vintage port (birthday prezzie from my next door neighbour) = I love you Lardy and I want to have your babies. hic.

[Toast 16,139]

We all love Lardy. 

Well, anyone who doesn't can fuck right off.

[CarolAnn 926]

44 minutes ago, Toast said:

We all love Lardy. 

Well, anyone who doesn't can fuck right off.

Damn skippy. 

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Haha! This is funny especially as I’ve been a right mardy cunt the last few days. Don’t worry lads, I will soon be back to my amazingly witty intelligent likeable self but for now just bear with while I have a mental BLIP!

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

1 hour ago, Cat O'Falk said:

Tuesday + Dow's 2011 late bottled vintage port (birthday prezzie from my next door neighbour) = I love you Lardy and I want to have your babies. hic.

How old are you and are you a man or lady? 

[Joey Russ 7,220]

Is it just me, or is the font different than usual? 

[Sir Creep 7,070]

 

And cunto didn't bother to find out.

[Joey Russ 7,220]

25 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

 

And cunto didn't bother to find out.

Never mind...

[Sir Creep 7,070]

It was supposed to be angry man face lol

[Joey Russ 7,220]

1 minute ago, Sir Creep said:

It was supposed to be angry man face lol

Ah, got it. Post redacted then...

[Sir Creep 7,070]

Oh no need to redact.  I appreciate the head's up, it certainly looked like buffoonery.

[charon 4,943]

3 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

 

And cunto didn't bother to find out.

 

+1 for usage of cunto.

[bladan 293]

The modern hero Adolf Hitler won the Battle of Britain! Not soon afterwards flying saucers appeared! Now we are switching to renewables! Hallelujah!

 

 

[Sir Creep 7,070]

What a fantastic headline........only to be disappointed.  I should get monetary damages for fraud upon the reader.
"Japanese tourist dies on Leaning Tower of Pisa"
I know what you are thinking, and who wouldn't. 

[YoungWillz 21,044]

Not sure who to dislike more.

 

The burglar who got stabbed to death.

 

Or

 

The self appointed flower vigilantes tearing down tributes.

[drol 11,945]

My father in law has been in hospital with heart issues since Wednesday. Today he looked bad  (I could not even understand his speech) and I fear things might get worse. I'm really linked to him and I'd be incredibly sorry if he dies. Plus last Sunday my mum was rushed to hospital as she turned suddenly violet/ black. She's already been discharged, but she has suffered from Alzheimer's since 2015 and I fear she might not have long left too. This happened shortly after another hospitalization for my father, with emphysema worsening. This has been a tough period, hope it gets better.

[Youwanticewiththat 611]

5 hours ago, drol said:

My father in law has been in hospital with heart issues since Wednesday. Today he looked bad  (I could not even understand his speech) and I fear things might get worse. I'm really linked to him and I'd be incredibly sorry if he dies. Plus last Sunday my mum was rushed to hospital as she turned suddenly violet/ black. She's already been discharged, but she has suffered from Alzheimer's since 2015 and I fear she might not have long left too. This happened shortly after another hospitalization for my father, with emphysema worsening. This has been a tough period, hope it gets better.

Hope so drol!  Here's to better times.

[drol 11,945]

On 13/4/2018 at 19:16, drol said:

My father in law has been in hospital with heart issues since Wednesday. Today he looked bad  (I could not even understand his speech) and I fear things might get worse. I'm really linked to him and I'd be incredibly sorry if he dies. Plus last Sunday my mum was rushed to hospital as she turned suddenly violet/ black. She's already been discharged, but she has suffered from Alzheimer's since 2015 and I fear she might not have long left too. This happened shortly after another hospitalization for my father, with emphysema worsening. This has been a tough period, hope it gets better.

My father in law has been discharged yesterday and he seems to be quite well now. And no, his name is not Shivakumara Swamiji!

[Death Impends 7,964]

16 minutes ago, drol said:

My father in law has been discharged yesterday and he seems to be quite well now. And no, his name is not Shivakumara Swamiji!

 

It took him longer than a day to be released, so I think that goes without saying

 

In all seriousness, glad he's okay now.

[msc 18,439]

 

Way this thread is going, it really needs some randomer like Deathray posting as a new mod for the punchline!

 

[charon 4,943]

Lolol

[TheFunkyPhantom 53]

18 hours ago, drol said:

My father in law has been discharged yesterday and he seems to be quite well now. And no, his name is not Shivakumara Swamiji!

I've spent a lifetime studying illness,usually in others,though the odd squint into the mirror every now and then always helps to determine when early intervention is needed in oneself,and I can honestly report that with a lot of maladies things look far far worse than they actually are. Hope that helps