Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 2, 2013 Well I have decided to strip bollock naked, spray paint my genitalia in a vibrant shade of lime green, and run around my local Poundstretcher singing Puff the Magic Fucking Dragon until I'm tasered by the local PCSO. And nobody gives a shit about that either. Id give a shit. Thats £200 If I can get the clip into You've Been Framed. Mind you, that wouldnt be until after id cracked one off while I reviewed the content. I fuggin LOVE Puff the Magic Dragon, it gives me the right fuckin 'orn. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted July 3, 2013 Some interesting info revealed to the court today in the graves dispute.. ''In an affidavit, the family members said the apartheid struggle icon's health was "perilous", and that his physician would provide the court with a statement that he was "breathing by a life support machine". "The anticipation of his impending death is based on real and substantial grounds," Mandela's eldest daughter Makaziwe Mandela and the other family members said in the statement. '' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,144 Posted July 3, 2013 "The apartheid struggle icon" What a crappy bit of journalese. Why not simply say "Mr Mandela". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Flag 84 Posted July 4, 2013 Court papers say he's in a permanent vegetative state and doctors have recommended his life support be turned off, but that was apparently from 26th June so who knows what to believe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted July 4, 2013 Court papers say he's in a permanent vegetative state and doctors have recommended his life support be turned off, but that was apparently from 26th June so who knows what to believe Hope we're not faced with another Sharon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted July 4, 2013 I am shocked and deeply distressed by this relevation that the great Mandela is in a persistant vegetative state .This sadly means that he can never recover and his life is effectively allready over.What a sad ending to a great life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,536 Posted July 4, 2013 We've had two hits in a day on the DL before, right? Veterans? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 4, 2013 Hope we're not faced with another Sharon I am shocked and deeply distressed by this relevation that the great Mandela is in a persistant vegetative state .This sadly means that he can never recover and his life is effectively allready over.What a sad ending to a great life The day he dies will be soooooooperb. Gettit? The moneygrabbing , child killer will be dead. Hoooo fucking ray, cretin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,979 Posted July 4, 2013 We've had two hits in a day on the DL before, right? Veterans? Aside from last year, there was 2002's hat trick of Wilder, Berle, and Moore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Flag 84 Posted July 4, 2013 Obviously last year was officially 2 deaths on the same day. The last time there were deaths on consecutive days was 2004, when it happened twice - first Peter Ustinov and Alistair Cooke in March, and then Red Adair and Fay Wray in August Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted July 4, 2013 I know this has been used before but if he does turn into Sharon , 'the long walk to death ' seems very apt. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted July 4, 2013 His soul is now a prisoner of a machine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted July 4, 2013 His soul is now a prisoner of a machine. Which James Cameron movie is that from? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted July 4, 2013 His soul is now a prisoner of a machine. Which James Cameron movie is that from? Maybe the machine is a prisoner of his soul . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted July 4, 2013 Hope we're not faced with another Sharon I am shocked and deeply distressed by this relevation that the great Mandela is in a persistant vegetative state .This sadly means that he can never recover and his life is effectively allready over.What a sad ending to a great life The day he dies will be soooooooperb. Gettit? The moneygrabbing , child killer will be dead. Hoooo fucking ray, cretin. You're a bit of a cunt, aren't you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SalmonMousse 25 Posted July 4, 2013 PVS perhaps the end is near Must have been told that he beat Bernie in the hanging on in there stakes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted July 4, 2013 PVS perhaps the end is near Must have been told that he beat Bernie in the hanging on in there stakes. Another Ariel Sharon then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,983 Posted July 4, 2013 Seems more like the Etta James situation where his relatives/vultures keep him on life support for a few weeks to try and sort out who get's their hands on his estate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted July 5, 2013 They are denying it now anyway: http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/1785812/Turn-off-Mandela-life-support,-family-told Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted July 5, 2013 They are denying it now anyway: http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/1785812/Turn-off-Mandela-life-support,-family-told Seems to be turning into another Chavez saga... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 5, 2013 You're a bit of a cunt, aren't you? Not in question , although I'm a cunt who isn't taken in by the revisionism with the fuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InquilineKea 75 Posted July 5, 2013 A friend of Nelson Mandela, Denis Goldberg, has spoken about his visit to the former South African president in hospital on Monday. Mr Goldberg, a fellow anti-apartheid campaigner who was imprisoned for 22 years, said he was invited to the hospital by Mr Mandela's wife Graca Machel. Mr Goldberg said Nelson Mandela was in "far better shape" than he would have imagined and described him as a "tough old man." http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-23193589 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted July 5, 2013 "Mandela's doctors reject the idea of turning off life support": http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-06/mandelas-doctors-reject-idea-of-turning-off-life-support/4803362 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SalmonMousse 25 Posted July 5, 2013 His birthday is on 18th July so perhaps they will unplug him after that. More likely when Zuma thinks he has got all the votes he can out of the old man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thechemistryquestion 5 Posted July 5, 2013 Seems more like the Etta James situation where his relatives/vultures keep him on life support for a few weeks to try and sort out who get's their hands on his estate. Agreed. And if the fight over his children's burial place is anything to go by, this could take a while. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
