Joe Hudson 4 Posted February 22, 2022 well this is terribly reassuring Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,580 Posted February 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, Joe Hudson said: well this is terribly reassuring Quite concerning news through of course the Queen would hardly likely to want people to see her coughing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,878 Posted February 22, 2022 Oh ffs this'll set off Crem again 1 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted February 22, 2022 Can you imagine seeing The Queen with a great big wet green candle hanging out of her nostril? 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YouOnlyDieOnce 89 Posted February 22, 2022 No doubt her sphincter has got a little slack with age, one mustn't fart or shart in public when coughing. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katyusha 120 Posted February 22, 2022 6 minutes ago, YouOnlyDieOnce said: No doubt her sphincter has got a little slack with age, one mustn't fart or shart in public when coughing. You know, it wouldn't have cost you anything to not post that. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad252 806 Posted February 22, 2022 2 hours ago, YouOnlyDieOnce said: No doubt her sphincter has got a little slack with age, one mustn't fart or shart in public when coughing. This reminds me when of what Jimmy Carr joked she got that stomach bug: "No-one's seen royal skid marks this bad, since that tunnel in Paris." 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,186 Posted February 22, 2022 Cecilia Bartholomew, close friend to the Queen and the late Prince Phillip of course has tweeted: Must be true if Cecilia posts it. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 40 Posted February 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, Octopus of Odstock said: Cecilia Bartholomew, close friend to the Queen and the late Prince Phillip of course has tweeted: Must be true if Cecilia posts it. Surely she would use the correct title (HM The Queen) if she was on good terms? Queen Elizabeth sounds too American for my liking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katyusha 120 Posted February 22, 2022 Just now, Alex said: Surely she would use the correct time (HM The Queen) if she was on good terms? Queen Elizabeth sounds too American for my liking. For some reason I doubt that the alt-right aligned twitter account with under 400 followers is actually a close friend of the Queen. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,573 Posted February 22, 2022 8 minutes ago, Octopus of Odstock said: Cecilia Bartholomew, close friend to the Queen and the late Prince Phillip of course has tweeted: Must be true if Cecilia posts it. Thing is with Ian, I don’t get why he bothers. His tweets get no traction whatsoever. I think in his head he thinks it’s just a matter of time before a tweet like this gets 10k RTs. It ain’t going to happen. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Commtech Sio Bibble 2,027 Posted February 22, 2022 https://hollywoodunlocked.com/hu-exclusive-queen-elizabeth-dead/ American gossip site reporting she is dead. Most likely not true though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,433 Posted February 22, 2022 Lord knows if the Queen died we'd all be looking to Hollywood Unlocked to break the news... 1 14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,568 Posted February 22, 2022 Just now, msc said: Lord knows if the Queen died we'd all be looking to Hollywood Unlocked to break the news... If they say it enough times they might just get lucky... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,433 Posted February 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said: If they say it enough times they might just get lucky... I've been waking up hoping I became a billionaire in my sleep for 30 odd years now and so far, no joy... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted February 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, msc said: Lord knows if the Queen died we'd all be looking to Hollywood Unlocked to break the news... Haven’t you heard? They’re clearly the most reliable source on the planet, not your stupid BBC or NYT… 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,099 Posted February 22, 2022 I'm sure Cecelia would break the news first. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tomarse 84 Posted February 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Stuart Beck said: https://hollywoodunlocked.com/hu-exclusive-queen-elizabeth-dead/ American gossip site reporting she is dead. Most likely not true though. I mean the fact she only tested positive 3-4 days ago wouldn’t even make sense - it’s a good 3-4 weeks before it generally kills you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
openviews 331 Posted February 22, 2022 Not the best start for Charles if the Queen dies and he's the main culprit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zerbey 18 Posted February 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Stuart Beck said: https://hollywoodunlocked.com/hu-exclusive-queen-elizabeth-dead/ American gossip site reporting she is dead. Most likely not true though. It's a tabloid rag here in the US, I wouldn't pay much attention. Of course, I will be here to eat my humble pie if it turns out they're correct. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheCemetaryMan 53 Posted February 23, 2022 I say in April she will drop dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,573 Posted February 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, zerbey said: It's a tabloid rag here in the US, I wouldn't pay much attention. Of course, I will be here to eat my humble pie if it turns out they're correct. “Socialites, it is with our deepest regret to inform you that Britain’s Queen Elizabeth has died. Sources close to the Royal Kingdom notified us exclusively that Queen Elizabeth has passed away. She was scheduled to attend the wedding of British Vogue editor Edward Enninful, but was found dead.” You ain’t going to be eating any humble pie mate. We’ve covered this before but it’s worth repeating for those who are unaware of this – there is a very specific procedure in place for when the Queen dies. A small group of ppl know before it goes directly to the Associated Press. The chance of it landing on Twitter or a gossip site first is absolutely zero. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
