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I heard he was making an all-star record to benefit the victims of hurricanes Katrina and Rita.

He should damn well hurry up and finish the charity record he promised for the

Sept 11 victims first.

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I heard he was making an all-star record to benefit the victims of hurricanes Katrina and Rita.

He should damn well hurry up and finish the charity record he promised for the

Sept 11 victims first.

It is not going to make much of a difference. People are not going to be buying his records in large quantities anyway. :)

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Guest MayaXxX

well i no he aint ded lol!!!u ppl r stupid lol jk but i like him n stop makin fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

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well i no he aint ded lol!!!u ppl r stupid lol jk but i like him n stop makin fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
  1. [1] The post contains five or more misspelt words.
  2. [1] The post contains two or more grammatical errors.
  3. [1] The post contains one or more instances of the pronoun "I" in lower case.
  4. [1] The post contains five or more instances of bad interpunction and capitalisation.
  5. [1] The post is written in one case only (lower case or capital).
  6. [1] The post contains one or more instances of consecutive question marks (??) or exclamation marks (!!).
  7. [1] The post contains l33t5PE@K or AOLese.

The DLRI is a measly 28.

 

regards,

Hein

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well i no he aint ded lol!!!u ppl r stupid lol jk but i like him n stop makin fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

MayaXxX, Please post in English in future or else your post will be deleted ;)

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well i no he aint ded lol!!!u ppl r stupid lol jk but i like him n stop makin fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

I gave it 32,

I added a bonus point for misuse of board tags, the amount of ranters who fail to close tags properly is astonishing.

I gave it a 34:

I added two bonus point for not swearing and not wishing us a horrible death.

 

On second thought, I deducted one point for the excessive use of exclamation points.

 

I ended up giving it a 33 ;)

Edited by football_fan

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Guest Last Breath

pierdolicie tam pedaly zajebane!

w dupe go moze cie pocalowac

pierdolone lachociagi!

laske mi mozecie zrobic

i w cale tu nie chodzi o te strone

tylko o ogol

palanty!

kogo to kurwa obchodzi

kto kite odwali

wy tez odwalicie i tak samo jak

macie nadzieje na czyjas smierc

tak i wy odwalicie kite

pierdolone zbuki

walcie sie w majty pedaly jebane!

spierdalac lachomaty!

:o

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I guessed "Polish" and have probably used the wrong translating program, but the result is quite amusing:

 

f**ked yonder pedaly zajebane! on dupe him moze cie pocalowac go F**k yourself lachociagi! walking stick me mozecie making as well on inches herein not it is about those bank only of shave bats whose this whore obviates whom smock sling your hook yourselves tez odwalicie as it is itself wherebyprzez co womb expectations to whose smierc yes as well yourselves odwalicie smock go F**k yourself zbuki waltz sie on majty pedaly them

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What we may have here is a polish guy with very bad spelling.

Or in other words, Poland's answer to me. :o

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Meanwhile, Jackson's lawyers have been asked to investigate a trademark application for a "Jesus Juice" logo.

 

The logo relates to the name of a red wine and features images of a man resembling Jackson in a crucifixion pose

 

How delightful! What a pity it's not for sale :D

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The National inquirer are reporting that Jackson recently overdosed on Demerol and Jack Daniels.

 

This is supported by an article here which says his family are concerned about his drug use.

 

When you combine that with the fact he faces a $270 million foreclosure order of his assets in 2 weeks time, it could well push him to do the job properly next time.

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Guest dumber

Die Bitch!! M.J pedo F**k f****r ;):lol:

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This is probably a good time to remind the world that his last and largely neglected studio album is called......INVINCIBLE.

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Die Bitch!!  M.J pedo F**k f****r :angry:  :P

He's not on your xmas card list then, but even if he was where would you address it to (mr bitch pedo f**k f****r ) or perhaps you could get the scouts to deliver it-- that might be a bad idea. you could deliver it yourself just don't get conned into sleeping over ;)

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Not me, I've thought for ages there are no limits on his barminess.

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