Lard Bazaar 3,739 Posted November 28, 2015 Gabriel had a gay accountant ? Figures. ^^^accountancy joke.... No. She's a woman. Some women can do maths. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted November 28, 2015 I wondered why my A-level maths teacher wore a dress and called himself Carol. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RandomCanadian 105 Posted November 29, 2015 Freezing but sunny. I got the rest of my holiday decorations up. Yay! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,181 Posted November 29, 2015 Freezing but sunny. I got the rest of my holiday decorations up. Yay! .............but its still November!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RandomCanadian 105 Posted November 30, 2015 ...and I'm way off schedule. I'm usually done by Nov 12 and holiday gift shopping done before the 1st. It has been a tough year on many levels. I'm off my game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,181 Posted November 30, 2015 ...and I'm way off schedule. I'm usually done by Nov 12 and holiday gift shopping done before the 1st. It has been a tough year on many levels. I'm off my game. .......that's way better than being on the...... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,181 Posted November 30, 2015 ...and I'm way off schedule. I'm usually done by Nov 12 and holiday gift shopping done before the 1st. It has been a tough year on many levels. I'm off my game. .......that's way better than being on the...... Edit: The style of writing bears a striking resemblance to dear old (not literally) C.A. Is this an 'across the pond' style of scripture or summat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RandomCanadian 105 Posted December 1, 2015 ...and I'm way off schedule. I'm usually done by Nov 12 and holiday gift shopping done before the 1st. It has been a tough year on many levels. I'm off my game. .......that's way better than being on the...... Edit: The style of writing bears a striking resemblance to dear old (not literally) C.A. Is this an 'across the pond' style of scripture or summat? I think I could handle The Game. As for my vernacular I'm not sure might be a west coast thing. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,181 Posted December 1, 2015 ...and I'm way off schedule. I'm usually done by Nov 12 and holiday gift shopping done before the 1st. It has been a tough year on many levels. I'm off my game. .......that's way better than being on the...... Edit: The style of writing bears a striking resemblance to dear old (not literally) C.A. Is this an 'across the pond' style of scripture or summat? I think I could handle The Game. As for my vernacular I'm not sure might be a west coast thing. Yeah, my vernaculars hang to the west too. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 15,354 Posted December 1, 2015 ...and I'm way off schedule. I'm usually done by Nov 12 and holiday gift shopping done before the 1st. It has been a tough year on many levels. I'm off my game. .......that's way better than being on the...... Edit: The style of writing bears a striking resemblance to dear old (not literally) C.A. Is this an 'across the pond' style of scripture or summat? I think I could handle The Game. As for my vernacular I'm not sure might be a west coast thing. Yeah, my vernaculars hang to the west too. I was just thinking that Random Guest hadn't really grasped your vernacular, LFN. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,739 Posted December 1, 2015 ...and I'm way off schedule. I'm usually done by Nov 12 and holiday gift shopping done before the 1st. It has been a tough year on many levels. I'm off my game. .......that's way better than being on the...... Edit: The style of writing bears a striking resemblance to dear old (not literally) C.A. Is this an 'across the pond' style of scripture or summat? I think I could handle The Game. As for my vernacular I'm not sure might be a west coast thing. Yeah, my vernaculars hang to the west too. You'd need binoculars to see your tiny vernaculars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted December 3, 2015 Absolutely pissing it down at the moment. The road outside is like a public bath... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,939 Posted December 3, 2015 Absolutely pissing it down at the moment. The road outside is like a public bath... Called being stuck under the Jetstream - get used to it becauses it's going to meander around the middle of the uk for a while. Turgid, humid, damp weather with horribly warm temps for December. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted December 3, 2015 Not much Nicholas Rao of the Express can do with this, unless he says we're all going to drown! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,939 Posted December 3, 2015 Not much Nicholas Rao of the Express can do with this, unless he says we're all going to drown! Suppose he was right when he said it would be the worst winter for a hundred years - just for completely different reasons than he thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,941 Posted December 4, 2015 The wind has killed central Scotland Forth bridge shut until next year, Kincardine shut northbound, 9 inches of snow in penicuik caused gridlock on the bypass last night etc.etc. Stay the fuck away over the festivities . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,049 Posted December 4, 2015 The wind has killed central Scotland Forth bridge shut until next year, Kincardine shut northbound, 9 inches of snow in penicuik caused gridlock on the bypass last night etc.etc. Stay the fuck away over the festivities . Seems like sound advice Whatever the weather. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,939 Posted December 4, 2015 The wind has killed central Scotland Forth bridge shut until next year, Kincardine shut northbound, 9 inches of snow in penicuik caused gridlock on the bypass last night etc.etc. Stay the fuck away over the festivities . Could you send that 9 inches of snow a few hundred miles south and a few hundred feet lower Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,861 Posted December 4, 2015 Meanwhile on the Isle of Man http://www.itv.com/news/granada/2015-12-04/bus-plunges-through-collapsed-bridge/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,500 Posted December 4, 2015 Absolutely pissing it down at the moment. The road outside is like a public bath... Are people peeing at the shallow end? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted December 4, 2015 Absolutely pissing it down at the moment. The road outside is like a public bath... Are people peeing at the shallow end? More like shitting in it. The drains are all blocked! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,842 Posted December 4, 2015 Pretty breezy here tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted December 4, 2015 Pretty breezy here tonight. You'd be the ladies' pride and joy if it were bright, free and easy too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RandomCanadian 105 Posted December 5, 2015 Another wind storm another power outage. We got our power back at 07:00. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,939 Posted December 12, 2015 Yay, it's absolutely bucketing it down with snow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
