gcreptile 10,970 Posted March 12, 2018 He's working on a comeback: https://www.timeslive.co.za/sunday-times/news/2018-03-10-mugabe-plots-comeback-leading-united-opposition/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted March 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, gcreptile said: He's working on a comeback: https://www.timeslive.co.za/sunday-times/news/2018-03-10-mugabe-plots-comeback-leading-united-opposition/ It'll be the long awaited concept album. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted April 15, 2018 Still living in the Zimbabwe house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted April 15, 2018 16 hours ago, Joey Russ said: Still living in the Zimbabwe house. Yes Joey, black people can live in houses too. 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 16, 2018 On 12/03/2018 at 18:25, gcreptile said: He's working on a comeback: https://www.timeslive.co.za/sunday-times/news/2018-03-10-mugabe-plots-comeback-leading-united-opposition/ FFS - The man's 94 and we've spent years on this site discussing the life-endangering nature of being leader of the opposition in Zimbabwe! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Putin 423 Posted June 20, 2018 http://ewn.co.za/2018/06/20/mugabe-in-singapore-for-medical-treatment How much longer will he go? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted June 22, 2018 On 20/06/2018 at 14:39, Putin said: http://ewn.co.za/2018/06/20/mugabe-in-singapore-for-medical-treatment How much longer will he go? 5 YEARS at least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted June 22, 2018 can you still get an erection 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffreyTheSuperSnail 66 Posted July 5, 2018 Back in Zimbabwe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,945 Posted July 19, 2018 His son Bobby Mugs Jr. has been hospitalized, probably heavy on alcohol and drugs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted July 29, 2018 In typically combative mood - giving a press conference as the country he once ran prepares to go to the polls - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-44998488 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted July 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: In typically combative mood - giving a press conference as the country he once ran prepares to go to the polls - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-44998488 Did one of them ask him why he hasn’t showed up to the deathlist forums as of late? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,391 Posted July 29, 2018 Just now, Joey Russ said: Did one of them ask him why he hasn’t showed up to the deathlist forums as of late? He said, off the record, he was fed up with a certain member's incessant 'racism'. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted July 29, 2018 28 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: He said, off the record, he was fed up with a certain member's incessant 'racism'. He should try SPAM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,415 Posted July 29, 2018 10 minutes ago, JR976evil said: He should try SPAM He tried it once. Prefers elephant meat. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted July 29, 2018 8 minutes ago, Clorox Bleachman said: He tried it once. Prefers elephant meat. Not surprised. Heard it tastes like chicken. Yum... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted July 29, 2018 1 hour ago, JR976evil said: He should try SPAM I was actually referring to something else entirely but the mods turned my post into a monty python sketch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted July 29, 2018 Re form spotting - Mugabe's pre-election "speech" was delivered whilst sitting down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffreyTheSuperSnail 66 Posted July 29, 2018 This is the first public sighting of Robert Mugabe since May 4, 2018. I’m assuming he can still walk unaided. A picture from his last public appearance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted July 30, 2018 Looks like he can walk unaided but that performance in front of the press also involved a nifty tiger striped cushion for his back. Could be an affectation or a response to the pains of being 94. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted July 30, 2018 4 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Looks like he can walk unaided but that performance in front of the press also involved a nifty tiger striped cushion for his back. Could be an affectation or a response to the pains of being 94. Sitting in a comfy chair with cushions can be very bad for your health. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted July 30, 2018 Butter my ass cheeks and call it supper! Can't Mugabe just die already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted July 30, 2018 3 hours ago, The Mad Hatter said: Butter my ass cheeks and call it supper! Can't Mugabe just die already. Only one of those suggestions appeals to me 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 30, 2018 On 29/07/2018 at 17:14, maryportfuncity said: Re form spotting - Mugabe's pre-election "speech" was delivered whilst sitting down. Honestly, I could not really concentrate on whether the old bastard was at deaths door or not. No, I was transfixed by his nasal hair which seemed to be merging successfully with his Hitler jobbie on his top lip. You really could not tell where one began and one ended. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted July 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Honestly, I could not really concentrate on whether the old bastard was at deaths door or not. No, I was transfixed by his nasal hair which seemed to be merging successfully with his Hitler jobbie on his top lip. You really could not tell where one began and one ended. I was involved in some recent workplace speculation about why nature would gift older men with so much nasal hair (like where was the evolutionary advantage in that). The other three involved thought it some random biological thing that just happened but I bossed that conversation by pointing out that nasal hair serves an important function because ripping it out in clumps allows older drivers to wake themselves up on long journeys thereby avoiding fatal accidents and living to father second famililes. Expect more and more nose gardens in the near future. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
