JR976evil 909 Posted November 24, 2018 3 hours ago, drol said: Drop this fucker for next year. He will never die. People were saying the same thing about Clive Dunn and Zsa Zsa. Besides, now he’s no longer calling the shots, what does he really have to live for? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 8,003 Posted November 24, 2018 Now unable to walk, says Mnangagwa. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,229 Posted November 24, 2018 6 hours ago, drol said: Drop this fucker for next year. He will never die. Well, he can’t get up if he gets dropped. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,974 Posted November 24, 2018 21 minutes ago, Death Impends said: Now unable to walk, says Mnangagwa. Ahah, I just spoke! I'll try again: he will live many years to come. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted November 24, 2018 Some of them can walk till the day they die, some are confined to a bed for years before they go. Sadly I think this is likely to be the latter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QTips 24 Posted November 24, 2018 His life is in the hands of the committee. Drop him he dies, don't he lives. Big responsibility, glad it isn't mine! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted November 24, 2018 1 hour ago, QTips said: His life is in the hands of the committee. Drop him he dies, don't he lives. Big responsibility, glad it isn't mine! Indeed - if he can't walk he's wheely ill! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted November 30, 2018 "Life was better under Mugabe": https://www.africanexponent.com/post/9444-life-was-better-under-robert-mugabe-zimbabwe-protests Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,974 Posted December 1, 2018 His new party denies Mugabe is ill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinny kiltrunner 553 Posted December 1, 2018 5 hours ago, drol said: His new party denies Mugabe is ill. Oh oh. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,974 Posted December 1, 2018 I swear the day Mugabe will die will be one of the happiest day in my life. Old bastard. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Funeralopolis 250 Posted December 4, 2018 https://www.pazimbabwe.com/zimbabwe-49442-breaking-news-robert-mugabe-in-a-coma-rushed-to-hospital.html in coma 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,452 Posted December 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, Funeralopolis said: https://www.pazimbabwe.com/zimbabwe-49442-breaking-news-robert-mugabe-in-a-coma-rushed-to-hospital.html in coma In any normal month I would be delighted to see him cark it, but he's worth 6 points in Inverse Survivors. Come on Bobby, another 4 weeks, you can do it! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted December 4, 2018 The endgame... about time... Just annoying that if I had had a little more time to think, I would have chosen him instead of JLT in the Advent Avalanche. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,727 Posted December 4, 2018 Nothing on BBC half an hour later - this is Robert Mugabe we're talking about - fake news? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John Key 747 Posted December 4, 2018 I feel something is up with him considering he wasn't supposed to be in Singapore for this long, but I'm not sure if that is a reliable news source. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinny kiltrunner 553 Posted December 4, 2018 His family denies it is a coma. He is just sleeping really soundly. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markb4 902 Posted December 4, 2018 4 hours ago, Funeralopolis said: https://www.pazimbabwe.com/zimbabwe-49442-breaking-news-robert-mugabe-in-a-coma-rushed-to-hospital.html in coma I posted this yesterday, but wasn't sure of the accuracy of this news source, so I deleted it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,974 Posted December 4, 2018 How do you spell "fake news" in Zimbabwean? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,067 Posted December 19, 2018 Grace Mugabe is, as they say, "on the lam": https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-46618553 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted December 19, 2018 On 04/12/2018 at 15:32, drol said: How do you spell "fake news" in Zimbabwean? B-B-C 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MalePoster 5 Posted December 30, 2018 If the good die young he might outlive Jeanne Calment 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,974 Posted January 20, 2019 Zimbabwe government paid 4 millions $ for Mugabe's medical expenses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arsewipe 202 Posted January 20, 2019 When he finally goes the keyboard player out of Sparks will be the sole survivor on the planet with a Hitler tash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,109 Posted January 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Arsewipe said: When he finally goes the keyboard player out of Sparks will be the sole survivor on the planet with a Hitler tash. Ron Mael hasn't had a 'Hitler' tash for years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
