Redrumours 861 Posted May 31, 2022 1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said: Another plausible tale doing the rounds is that the tipping point with the 1922 Committee has already been reached but they're delaying the news until after the weekend's festivities So much for "getting on with the job" then. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted May 31, 2022 And more Partygate fun...https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61653755 54 letters might be the easiest option, he's not exactly a picture of health - what state's his heart in? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,467 Posted May 31, 2022 Annoying if they do delay it - announcing Boris Johnson was facing a Vote of Confidence is the sort of Jubilee present the Queen and the plebs can unite in enjoying! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted May 31, 2022 So, I'm wheezing a few miles on the bike and trying to get home before I'm soaked, then I see the rainbow. Fuck knows what came over me but I headed over to see if I could find the end. Just over the ridge in some springy peat, sure enough, I found it. So I put the bike down, started digging and a few inches under the top I found this metal box. Opened it and...there's 54 letters inside all addressed to the 1922 Committee! 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,619 Posted May 31, 2022 FFS someone please move this thread to off topic/extra curricular. Half the posts in here are not even about Boris, never mind his health/mortality! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted May 31, 2022 - The vast majority of the posts in this thread are about Johnson - Speaking of Johnson’s majority, that’s where the element of death comes in - Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted May 31, 2022 47 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: So, I'm wheezing a few miles on the bike and trying to get home before I'm soaked, then I see the rainbow. Fuck knows what came over me but I headed over to see if I could find the end. Just over the ridge in some springy peat, sure enough, I found it. So I layed the bike down, started digging and a few inches under the top I found this metal box. Opened it and...there's 54 letters inside all addressed to the 1922 Committee! Absolute fucking genius, that one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted June 1, 2022 Shady Brady is saying nothing, at the moment. Worth pointing out he confirmed on several occasions when the VoC threshold had not been met when Theresa May was leader. Also just to keep this on topic, Boris Johnson looks like a dropped trifle, maybe he’ll die soon? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted June 1, 2022 2 hours ago, TQR said: Shady Brady is saying nothing, at the moment. The smirk though. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,044 Posted June 3, 2022 From "Booze For Boris" to "Boos For Boris" as he is roundly booed while entering St Pauls for the service of thanksgiving. Smirked his way up the steps anyway. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,327 Posted June 3, 2022 The man is a sociopath unable to show an ounce of contrition but we should all accept his apology and "taking responsibility".What a joke. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,044 Posted June 3, 2022 Serial breaker of a couple of The Ten Commandments does reading at Thanksgiving Service. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,327 Posted June 3, 2022 I think they should have put a picture up of the Queen sitting alone and masked up at Philips funeral just as Blow Jo and Carie Antoinette walked in. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted June 3, 2022 On 31/05/2022 at 16:19, Cruyff's Turn said: To add to the woes of one Mr.Tubs de Pfeffel the rumour mill is saying that the third Mrs,J has drawn stumps and gorn orf with Mr. Zacharia Goldsmug. Apparently a super injunction is in place. Disappointingly this doesn't seem to be true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,227 Posted June 3, 2022 1 hour ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Are you saying Boo or Booris? BOO! Hans Moleman: I was saying Booris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted June 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Toast said: Disappointingly this doesn't seem to be true. Always seemed somewhat fanciful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted June 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Joey Russ said: Are you saying Boo or Booris? BOO! Hans Moleman: I was saying Booris Fucking knew Dorries would be the Hans Moleman in this 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted June 3, 2022 17 minutes ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Fucking knew Dorries would be the Hans Moleman in this Not sure why she's still DCMS Secretary when clearly she thinks her role is the PM's spokeswoman. Every time he breathes she's there to defend him. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted June 3, 2022 More of a Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction I'd say 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted June 4, 2022 So, either the i is chancing things or they have got enough letters - leadership challenge next week, apparently. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,327 Posted June 4, 2022 16 hours ago, RoverAndOut said: Not sure why she's still DCMS Secretary when clearly she thinks her role is the PM's spokeswoman. Every time he breathes she's there to defend him. Because he is the only reason she ever got to cabinet.She knows no other leader would let her make tea for the cabinet let alone sit in it. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,327 Posted June 4, 2022 16 hours ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Fucking knew Dorries would be the Hans Moleman in this She is more Smithers as she is clearly in love with her boss and can`t hide it at all and comes up with the spin for every embarrassing moment of his. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted June 5, 2022 Fairly measured BBC piece on his chances of surviving the month in office - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61693296 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted June 5, 2022 Wow what a “bitter and unfunny” thread 2 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Fairly measured BBC piece on his chances of surviving the month in office - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61693296 It’s a good point that many will be waiting for the Tories to lose the by-elections (23rd June) before going all out as a Johnson opponent, particularly given that they’d have to wait a year for another confidence vote if he wins it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the threshold either has already been met or will be this week, though. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
