Spade_Cooley 9,525 Posted December 13, 2017 Let people know that you can''t be a paedo, because you're a racist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wicked 0 Posted December 13, 2017 Why wait when you can make it happen yourself? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,226 Posted December 13, 2017 Hi Zorders. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlotte's Controller 195 Posted December 13, 2017 On 02/08/2017 at 14:09, Deathray said: Consider whether some people really are so stupid that we probably should introduce a cycling license. Amazed they haven't killed themselves; Cyclists need to be responsible to stay alive, those who take risks and do stupid things ask for death, those who follow the rules deserve respect. No tax no licences just follow the rules and live longer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted December 17, 2017 Cycling is very dangerous. So is all exercise. Just in the Netherlands each year about 150 people suddenly drop dead jogging or in gyms. That's 70,000 premature deaths a year globally. Physical exercise is almost as bad as smoking. Michael Schumacher went skiing and look where's he now. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBusiness 407 Posted December 21, 2017 On 12/17/2017 at 04:19, bladan said: Cycling is very dangerous. So is all exercise. Just in the Netherlands each year about 150 people suddenly drop dead jogging or in gyms. That's 70,000 premature deaths a year globally. Physical exercise is almost as bad as smoking. Michael Schumacher went skiing and look where's he now. Anna Holmlund was also a skiier Moral of the story... don't be a skiier... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,226 Posted December 24, 2017 @Deathray An article on your favorite Polish weatherman... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted December 25, 2017 A quiz for Tolkien readers/watchers. TripAdvisor reviews for Middle-earth https://www.sporcle.com/games/beisaa/tripadvisor-reviews-from-middle-earth Enjoy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dead Cow 620 Posted December 31, 2017 Inspired by MPFC's recent revelation in the jokes thread. Enter 'Halibut' into the forum search bar and uncover every post where the word 'Muslim' has been replaced with 'Halibut' and enjoy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,443 Posted December 31, 2017 A good way to find Zorders posts. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dead Cow 620 Posted December 31, 2017 Just now, msc said: A good way to find Zorders posts. Aye, looking back he doesn't seem so bad, that Halibut hater. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 29, 2018 Get an MRI. BTW Sir Creep just had an MRI on his knee, has a 2nd degree MCL sprain. Nothing quite as exciting during his MRI, sad to report. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QTips 24 Posted February 11, 2018 Nice day so I've done some gardening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pistol Knight 49 Posted February 11, 2018 Mmmmm......Did'nt Fred West say something like that Q-Tips?.....By the way you are supposed to bury the body bag, not hide it behind the flower pots 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 12, 2018 Watch the Winter Olympics. In particular the 2-person Mexican alpine ski team (Rodolfo Dickson and Sarah Schleper), who has these bad-ass outfits.WANT! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted February 12, 2018 Dodgy timings this year though. I know it's the other-side of the planet but seems bizarre to hold mens snowboarding finals in their mid-morning-early afternoon rather than late afternoon early evening. Also why the hell does curling need so many matches? Jesus christ! Good for insomniacs at least. Need to remember to book Tokyo 2020 off work to see most of it so I'm not falling asleep during events. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QTips 24 Posted February 13, 2018 Reading. A good book is a fine thing. Phillip Pullman writes some of my favourites. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,579 Posted February 13, 2018 20 minutes ago, QTips said: Reading. A good book is a fine thing. Phillip Pullman writes some of my favourites. Philip Pullman is so overrated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QTips 24 Posted February 13, 2018 Just now, Bibliogryphon said: Philip Pullman is so overrated Gives me pleasure though. Makes me smile. Where does your rating belong? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 14, 2018 On 2/12/2018 at 10:01, Deathray said: Dodgy timings this year though. I know it's the other-side of the planet but seems bizarre to hold mens snowboarding finals in their mid-morning-early afternoon rather than late afternoon early evening. Also why the hell does curling need so many matches? Jesus christ! Good for insomniacs at least. Need to remember to book Tokyo 2020 off work to see most of it so I'm not falling asleep during events. Welcome back D-Ray Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 16, 2018 Go for a go-kart ride with your flowing locks. Or as they say: Hair today, gone tomorrow. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ashes Urn 1,356 Posted February 16, 2018 Visit the ghost town of Pripyat in Ukraine: 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted February 20, 2018 Dry your underwear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 22, 2018 Teach your 22-year old who hates you a lesson. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
