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Hi Zorders. 

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On 02/08/2017 at 14:09, Deathray said:

Consider whether some people really are so stupid that we probably should introduce a cycling license. Amazed they haven't killed themselves;

 

 

 

Cyclists need to be responsible to stay alive, those who take risks and do stupid things ask for death, those who follow the rules deserve respect. No tax no licences just follow the rules and live longer.

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Cycling is very dangerous. So is all exercise. Just in the Netherlands each year about 150 people suddenly drop dead jogging or in gyms.

That's 70,000 premature deaths a year globally. Physical exercise is almost as bad as smoking.

Michael Schumacher went skiing and look where's he now.

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On 12/17/2017 at 04:19, bladan said:

Cycling is very dangerous. So is all exercise. Just in the Netherlands each year about 150 people suddenly drop dead jogging or in gyms.

That's 70,000 premature deaths a year globally. Physical exercise is almost as bad as smoking.

Michael Schumacher went skiing and look where's he now.

Anna Holmlund was also a skiier
Moral of the story... don't be a skiier...

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Inspired by MPFC's recent revelation in the jokes thread.

 

Enter 'Halibut' into the forum search bar and uncover every post where the word 'Muslim' has been replaced with 'Halibut' and enjoy.

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A good way to find Zorders posts.

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Just now, msc said:

A good way to find Zorders posts.

Aye, looking back he doesn't seem so bad, that Halibut hater.

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Get an MRI.

BTW Sir Creep just had an MRI on his knee, has a 2nd degree MCL sprain.  Nothing quite as exciting during his MRI, sad to report.
 

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Mmmmm......Did'nt Fred West say something like that Q-Tips?.....By the way you are supposed to bury the body bag, not hide it behind the flower pots

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Watch the Winter Olympics. 
In particular the 2-person Mexican alpine ski team (Rodolfo Dickson and Sarah Schleper), who has these bad-ass outfits.
WANT!

 

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Dodgy timings this year though. I know it's the other-side of the planet but seems bizarre to hold mens snowboarding finals in their mid-morning-early afternoon rather than late afternoon early evening. 

 

Also why the hell does curling need so many matches? Jesus christ!

 

Good for insomniacs at least. Need to remember to book Tokyo 2020 off work to see most of it so I'm not falling asleep during events. 

 

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Reading. A good book is a fine thing. Phillip Pullman writes some of my favourites.

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20 minutes ago, QTips said:

Reading. A good book is a fine thing. Phillip Pullman writes some of my favourites.

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Philip Pullman is so overrated

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Just now, Bibliogryphon said:

Philip Pullman is so overrated

Gives me pleasure though. Makes me smile. Where does your rating belong?

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On 2/12/2018 at 10:01, Deathray said:

Dodgy timings this year though. I know it's the other-side of the planet but seems bizarre to hold mens snowboarding finals in their mid-morning-early afternoon rather than late afternoon early evening. 

 

Also why the hell does curling need so many matches? Jesus christ!

 

Good for insomniacs at least. Need to remember to book Tokyo 2020 off work to see most of it so I'm not falling asleep during events. 

 

Welcome back D-Ray

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Visit the ghost town of Pripyat in Ukraine:
 

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Dry your underwear.

 

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Teach your 22-year old who hates you a lesson.
 

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