rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted October 6, 2015 Now see I posted my end of the world thing under Conspiracy Theories.... Probably a boner. But the line of demarcation is thin. Duly noted for next time. It was nice knowing all of you btw should this come to fruition. I can almost guarantee it's the end of the line for a few humans tomorrow. SC There's already a bit of an out in the article - 'there’s an unlikely possibility that it will not'. I'll check the Guardian tomorrow and if it says the world hasn't ended I'll know we're OK. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 6, 2015 BREAKING NEWS- MULTIPLE NEWS OULETS REPORTING 'MASSIVE' ASTEROID HAS BEEN DETECTED BY NASA WITH 100 % PROBABILITY OF A COLLISION WITH PLANET EARTH AT MIDDAY TOMORROW BST. NASA SCIENTISTS PREDICT 'EXTINCTION LEVEL SCENARIO'. PRES OBAMA AND OTHER WORLD L EADERS HAVE DECLARED GLOBAL STATE OF EMERGENCY. BREAKING NEWS NOW ON ALL TV CHANNELS WORLDWIDE.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 6, 2015 bet I had some of you going for a minute though ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,573 Posted October 7, 2015 bet I had some of you going for a minute though ! Yes you had us going "Why is Guest_Guest such as ________!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 9, 2015 the world didn't end on Wednesday after all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted October 9, 2015 yo you fish eyed fool, it's still before 11pm where I'm at. Think McFly THINK SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted October 9, 2015 yo you fish eyed fool, it's still before 11pm where I'm at. Think McFly THINK SC That'd be 11pm on Thursday though... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted December 5, 2015 No prediction as such but I went running this morning in my shorts and cut the fucking grass around lunchtime. This is England in December. Unless the talking shop in Paris sorts out a decent deal those not drowning in floods will fry in the hot summers by 2097, or summat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,967 Posted December 6, 2015 No prediction as such but I went running this morning in my shorts and cut the fucking grass around lunchtime. This is England in December. Unless the talking shop in Paris sorts out a decent deal those not drowning in floods will fry in the hot summers by 2097, or summat. In that context, El Nino is going to be huuuuge this year: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/el-nio-set-become-mega-6958469 Though personally, I was even more scard by the news this week that in the past 40 years, 30% of all arable land on earth has been destroyed: http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/dec/02/arable-land-soil-food-security-shortage In fact, because of this, I now have the opinion that food needs to be more expensive, and competition in agriculture needs to be curtailed. It's like overfishing. Another reason the new free trade agreements need to be killed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted January 27, 2016 Nutters are already claiming the hypothesized new planet in the outer solar system will destroy the Earth some time this year: http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/planet-nine-collision-with-giant-ice-planet-on-the-edge-of-our-solar-system-will-wipe-out-earth-in-2016/news-story/799610e783f160c25421fe87dc70f211 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted January 28, 2016 Nutters are already claiming the hypothesized new planet in the outer solar system will destroy the Earth some time this year: http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/planet-nine-collision-with-giant-ice-planet-on-the-edge-of-our-solar-system-will-wipe-out-earth-in-2016/news-story/799610e783f160c25421fe87dc70f211 That didn't take long, including some very bad astronomy Oh well, there's a good reason they're called nutters. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted January 28, 2016 So a planet on the outer reaches of the solar system (5 billion miles +) is just going to happen to hit the Earth within one calender year? Well that makes sense to me. What next, the Earth is flat? 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted January 28, 2016 So a planet on the outer reaches of the solar system (5 billion miles +) is just going to happen to hit the Earth within one calender year? Well that makes sense to me. What next, the Earth is flat? the only thing that is fake round is Caitlin Jenners chest. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted February 8, 2016 The Doomsday Clock has its own pages on the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists website. Not quite sure why they leave the Cuban Missile Crisis or various other near misses from accidental radar blips, etc, off their timeline. At any rate, it is currently ht e worst it has been since 1984: http://thebulletin.org/timeline Stats they consider when setting the clock (If you hover over the pie chart segment where it says USA 58, it turns out that the Yanks have lost 14 nuclear material shipments and had 27 stolen in the last 5 years ): http://thebulletin.org/doomsday-dashboard There is a poll on the right-hand side of this page where you can vote on where you think the hands should be set. Hours of fun for the whole family.... http://thebulletin.org/press-release/doomsday-clock-hands-remain-unchanged-despite-iran-deal-and-paris-talks9122 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted January 26, 2017 Doomsday clock moves forward by 30 seconds: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-38760792 "The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (BPA) moved the minute hand of the symbolic Doomsday Clock from three minutes to two-and-a-half minutes to midnight. It is second closest it has been. BPA chief Rachel Bronson urged world leaders to "calm rather than stoke tensions that could lead to war"." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted January 26, 2017 Doomsday clock moves forward by 30 seconds: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-38760792 "The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (BPA) moved the minute hand of the symbolic Doomsday Clock from three minutes to two-and-a-half minutes to midnight. It is second closest it has been. BPA chief Rachel Bronson urged world leaders to "calm rather than stoke tensions that could lead to war"." If I had two and half minutes left to live I'd go and call that leopard seal an ugly motherfucker. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,300 Posted January 26, 2017 So a planet on the outer reaches of the solar system (5 billion miles +) is just going to happen to hit the Earth within one calender year? Well that makes sense to me. What next, the Earth is flat? Not much time left. The calendar year since your posting is soon up. Break out the champagne. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,037 Posted January 27, 2017 So a planet on the outer reaches of the solar system (5 billion miles +) is just going to happen to hit the Earth within one calender year? Well that makes sense to me. What next, the Earth is flat? Not much time left. The calendar year since your posting is soon up. Break out the champagne. As I recall, Brian Cox (the scientist) had a few choice words about this a while back. I mean, we'd have seen it coming a long time ago. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted January 25, 2018 On 27/01/2017 at 04:55, Davey Jones' Locker said: Doomsday clock moves forward by 30 seconds: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-38760792 "The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (BPA) moved the minute hand of the symbolic Doomsday Clock from three minutes to two-and-a-half minutes to midnight. It is second closest it has been. BPA chief Rachel Bronson urged world leaders to "calm rather than stoke tensions that could lead to war"." It is that time of year again... Doomsday Clock moves closest to midnight since the height of the Cold War: http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-01-26/doomsday-clock-closest-to-midnight-since-cold-war/9364170 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted January 25, 2018 In my opinion, I don’t think the Cold War ever truly ended. Instead, I think it hit a period where the tension died down. I think it’ll come back now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted January 25, 2018 Apart from North Korea what could realistically start world war 3? There is no appetite for it, china won't go into a nuclear war for north korea and north korea would be swiftly taken care of in a war. A war between North Korea and USA wouldn't be global annihilation . Civil war in Europe and USA is more likely than a global war . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted January 25, 2018 Dr Guy McPherson says that "Most people on Earth will be dead within the coming months. No people will celebrate the New Year in 2026." https://guymcpherson.com/2017/12/lets-try-this-again/ He is professor emeritus at the University of Arizona, where he taught and conducted research for twenty years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doornail 38 Posted January 25, 2018 1 hour ago, bladan said: Dr Guy McPherson says that "Most people on Earth will be dead within the coming months. No people will celebrate the New Year in 2026." Ah, so that's what Stevie Wonder was talking about. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites