En Passant 3,743 Posted July 11, 2018 Probably one where it's better not to forget and come dressed as a chicken. Reasonable chance you'd end up as the entree for somebody dressed as a cow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted July 11, 2018 3 hours ago, En Passant said: Probably one where it's better not to forget and come dressed as a chicken. Reasonable chance you'd end up as the entree for somebody dressed as a cow. Actually that would be pretty funny to show up as a chicken at this promotion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 8,008 Posted July 11, 2018 5 hours ago, Joey Russ said: Thought you were a new poster for a minute there... It's the Alien to harp seal pup shift all over again. Which I still got used to after a week, granted. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,232 Posted July 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, Death Impends said: It's the Alien to harp seal pup shift all over again. Which I still got used to after a week, granted. When he posted it, it was the faceless avatar that he had trying be funny to the authorities... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,489 Posted July 11, 2018 8 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: When he posted it, it was the faceless avatar that he had trying be funny to the authorities... An admin laughed, so succeeding in being funny, thank you very much, Mr Russ! Anyhow, it was time for a change after 8 years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted July 12, 2018 Unlike Death Impends....I can't even remember the previous 8-year avatar. Out of sight out of mind with SC. SMH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achelous 61 Posted July 13, 2018 One eyed matador Juan Jose Padilla has survived his latest attack by a bull, although he did need his scalp stitching back on to his head afterwards. Quote Padilla is one of the most famous bullfighters in Spain. Aside from winning multiple honors and being praised for his bullfighting skills, he is also prone to disaster – he was wounded 38 times prior to the incident in Arevalo. He nearly died in 2001 when, during a bullfight in Pamplona, a bull pierced him in the throat. He lost his eye in 2011 after a bull gored him in Zaragoza. That fight also ended for Padilla with a broken jaw and skull, as well as loss of hearing in his right ear. Last year, he was gored in Valencia. A bull pierced him in the thigh and chest, leaving Padilla with a punctured lung. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted July 16, 2018 A bull rider died from injuries received during a Wyoming rodeo more than a week ago. Jason Blasdel, of Fruita, Colorado, was severely injured at the Platte River Rodeo on July 7. He suffered internal bleeding and died on July 8. Blasdel, 30, leaves behind a wife and two young children. Fundraising efforts for the family are underway at Western Slope Cattlemen’s Livestock Auction. I've attached the photo, for some reason it struck me poorly. Sad to think those little girls' hearts are broken. I know....all these deaths leave someone saddened, and even kids left behind, for some reason this one got to me. SC 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achelous 61 Posted September 5, 2018 Cows are statistically more deadly to walkers than cyclists are to pedestrians, reveals the totally unbiased Cycling Weekly. Seventy four deaths caused by cows in the UK in five years and not one of them a celebrity. At least we have this thread ready and waiting when it happens, which it surely will. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted September 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Achelous said: Cows are statistically more deadly to walkers than cyclists are to pedestrians, reveals the totally unbiased Cycling Weekly. Seventy four deaths caused by cows in the UK in five years and not one of them a celebrity. At least we have this thread ready and waiting when it happens, which it surely will. Your argument that cows aren't deadly falls apart as I've seen my sister chase motorcyclists off their bikes because they disturbed her from grazing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fun-e-ral 61 Posted September 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, Achelous said: Cows are statistically more deadly to walkers than cyclists are to pedestrians, reveals the totally unbiased Cycling Weekly. Seventy four deaths caused by cows in the UK in five years and not one of them a celebrity. At least we have this thread ready and waiting when it happens, which it surely will. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-sussex-45155240 Not a celebrity, granted, but just adds weight to your argument that one day, a celebrity, hopefully from TOWIE or some similar tosh, will indeed fall foul to these utter, utter bastards. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achelous 61 Posted September 5, 2018 Quote 9 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said: Your argument that cows aren't deadly falls apart as I've seen my sister chase motorcyclists off their bikes because they disturbed her from grazing. If you could read properly, you would quickly realise that this is not what I am arguing. Please keep your moronic, puerile and infantile posts off this thread. Many thanks. 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted September 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, Achelous said: If you could read properly, you would quickly realise that this is not what I am arguing. Please keep your moronic, puerile and infantile posts of this thread. Many thanks. You can moooo all you want but my sister will still come to your house and graze your pubes if you insult me again. BTW to Toast, death impends and Quinn reaper you three do realise that by liking that post you are saying you want Mr humorousless, authoritless, cow fucker here to ban me, right. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted October 11, 2018 John McNamara, 67, a retired biology lecturer and tutor had escaped stampeding cows with two of his dogs but went back into the field to save his golden retriever and was trampled to death alongside the dog. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6264749/Herd-cows-trample-man-67-dog-death-East-Sussex-field.html# 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,727 Posted October 11, 2018 9 minutes ago, Cat O'Falk said: John McNamara, 67, a retired biology lecturer and tutor had escaped stampeding cows with two of his dogs but went back into the field to save his golden retriever and was trampled to death alongside the dog. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6264749/Herd-cows-trample-man-67-dog-death-East-Sussex-field.html# To be fair they were heard to be shouting to him to mooooove. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBusiness 407 Posted October 12, 2018 23 hours ago, Cat O'Falk said: John McNamara, 67, a retired biology lecturer and tutor had escaped stampeding cows with two of his dogs but went back into the field to save his golden retriever and was trampled to death alongside the dog. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6264749/Herd-cows-trample-man-67-dog-death-East-Sussex-field.html# Poor dog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achelous 61 Posted November 20, 2018 Twelve people have been killed in India after a bus collided with a buffalo and careered off a bridge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,221 Posted November 20, 2018 1 minute ago, The Mad Hatter said: They're Indians so I won't call them people. If that Buffalo killed 1000 curry beasts that would make me happy. As you have now become a fully fledged adult, or so you say, would it not be a good idea to stop posting the kind of bollocks that you hope will get you a temporary ban? Grow the fuck up. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,359 Posted November 20, 2018 57 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said: They're Indians so I won't call them people. If that Buffalo killed 1000 curry beasts that would make me happy. A truly damning indictment of the Irish education system encapsulated in twenty words. I hardly ever swear on these forums, Mad Hatter, but I'm finding it exceptionally difficult to stop myself from calling you a sad, racist twat. In any case, you're on mod preview again until somebody else takes pity on you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 27, 2018 https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/11/27/220-stone-australian-steer-called-knickers-spared-barbeque-big/ Coo spared from becoming 3,000 burgers, because too fat to kill in abottoir . Called "Knickers". Where is Lardy these days? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 28, 2019 Herd of cows not put off by a beach being crocodile infested. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6636747/Herd-cows-wash-alive-shores-crocodile-infested-beach-near-Cairns-Queensland.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 5, 2019 Redneck father dies of mad cow disease. https://www.wsbradio.com/lifestyles/tennessee-dad-dies-after-contracting-human-form-mad-cow-disease/2o3AwUA7DTdyZ6x0IbtkrK/ Highly infectious I hope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 27, 2019 A woman is fighting for life after being attacked by a 600kg cow southwest of Brisbane. The woman, aged in her 70s, was rammed and trampled by the animal at a Peak Crossing property south of Ipswich about 6.30pm on Wednesday. She reportedly sustained substantial chest injuries. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 16, 2019 Straight up N'awlins cows, yo. Damn near a bovine fais do-do! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
