TQR 14,389 Posted March 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: Aye, and those of us who think he'll still be breathing when this thread hits its 200th page are hanging in there too. I think one thing that would aid his recovery is taking the wheel of a Range Rover sometime soon So around Friday afternoon, then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECG 32 Posted March 16, 2021 It'd be sods law if everybody reports that it's good that he's left hospital, then the Palace announces he's returning home to receive palliative care. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice of Reason 12 Posted March 16, 2021 Got to be odds on for the ton now, but will he make it to the Platinum Jubilee next year? the extra Bank Hol is on the 3rd of June a few days before his 101st. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted March 16, 2021 I've told you already, 1st April 2022. Oh ye of little faith. Speculate on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonah 180 Posted March 16, 2021 Looks like they really wanted him to reach 100, so I think he will. I'm not sure how much further he'll go, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted March 16, 2021 25 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: I think one thing that would aid his recovery is taking the wheel of a Range Rover sometime soon Or a white Fiat Uno. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roy_Al 3 Posted March 16, 2021 52 minutes ago, ECG said: Great. Thanks God he's alive and well after a month in the hospital. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roy_Al 3 Posted March 16, 2021 Hopefully in the next days he will totally recover he just needs some rest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECG 32 Posted March 16, 2021 @Roy_Al Why can't you keep everything in one post? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,945 Posted March 16, 2021 58 minutes ago, ECG said: Good to see Sumner Redstone back. He trolled you all, bunch of inane-tweets posters! 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,587 Posted March 16, 2021 Every newb on this thread who hysterically spawned 40 pages of hourly updates of tabloid-fodder crap: Still, seeing a lot of them now playing Mystic Meg with their fantastic insight of "Ah but he'll go around his centenary" or "ah I think he'll die shortly before 101 now". Ummm – he's nearly a 100 year old man, odds are he will die in the next year or two! Would you like a sticker? I note that he was largely ignored, but newer users should perhaps listen to folk like @Windsor, who is ace at reading between the lines of what's going on with the Royals by looking at their behaviour/public reaction to ongoing events. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donald 182 Posted March 16, 2021 11 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: Ummm – he's nearly a 100 year old man, odds are he will die in the next year or two! Would you like a sticker? Yes that's the case. It's not a hard prediction Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YouOnlyDieOnce 89 Posted March 16, 2021 If we have to include him on Deathlist 2022, how about we relegate him to 50th position? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I.R.Baboon 221 Posted March 16, 2021 1 hour ago, ECG said: Good to see he looks like his old self again! (but in this pic it looks like he's gotten a wig. Maybe his hair transplant went wrong) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charles De Gaulle 484 Posted March 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Ulitzer95 said: Every newb on this thread who hysterically spawned 40 pages of hourly updates of tabloid-fodder crap: Still, seeing a lot of them now playing Mystic Meg with their fantastic insight of "Ah but he'll go around his centenary" or "ah I think he'll die shortly before 101 now". Ummm – he's nearly a 100 year old man, odds are he will die in the next year or two! Would you like a sticker? I note that he was largely ignored, but newer users should perhaps listen to folk like @Windsor, who is ace at reading between the lines of what's going on with the Royals by looking at their behaviour/public reaction to ongoing events. If you have something to say to me why don't you just say it directly then? As if you are the arbiter of fucking deathlist wisdom. Fuck off and get off your high horse. The whole fucking point of this forum is to make predictions on when people will die ffs. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slackhurst Broadcasting 374 Posted March 16, 2021 It's perfectly possible that he could drop dead as soon as he gets home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted March 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Ulitzer95 said: I note that he was largely ignored, but newer users should perhaps listen to folk like @Windsor, who is ace at reading between the lines of what's going on with the Royals by looking at their behaviour/public reaction to ongoing events. Nah, @windsor is a c*nt. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katyusha 120 Posted March 16, 2021 Just now, Slackhurst Broadcasting said: It's perfectly possible that he could drop dead as soon as he gets home. I imagine him arriving back home at the palace only to be greeted by a surprise party celebrating his wellness, and drop dead from the shock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,087 Posted March 16, 2021 Like all reptiles he was merely hibernating for a few weeks to build up his strength. Liz probably kept the thermostat a bit too low at home. Now it has warmed up outside he can go out and about again. Catch some sun and heat that cold, cold blood. Lizards up and down the country are all starting to do the same. Simple really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted March 16, 2021 14 minutes ago, Dia de los Muertos said: Nah, @windsor is a c*nt. Dia! Good to see you. Don't be a stranger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apostate 14 Posted March 16, 2021 he's immortal they'll have to fake his death to make it seem believable Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
