Would You Qualify For A 'hit', In Pool Terms?

[charon 4,943]

No names, no pack drill etc, but just wondering if any of us are 'candidates'. Yeah or Nae only.

 

Myself? Eh, naw, not unless charged with previous , no famous relatives, not made an impact in the World etc etc, I am not a ''pick''. (silent 'r')...........

[CaptainChorizo 1,983]

Not unless I died in some extremly obscure noteworthy way and even then it still most likely would say California man

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689]

I would

[Bert Trautmann 58]

I'm mates with the son of John Bishop...

 

So I reckon I'm a shoo-in for the Mail.

[charon 4,943]

I'm mates with the son of John Bishop...

 

So I reckon I'm a shoo-in for the Mail.

 

Bert , would this be after a comedy lover (you) goes on a wild shooting spree?

[Death Impends 7,977]

No chance for me, barring bizarre circumstances

[grobler 35]

Well...I suppose I might if the Daily Mail repeats those ridiculous allegations that I was Margaret's secret lover at the time of the Miners Strike......

[deadsox 894]

Not currently but who knows what's in store?

[msc 18,477]

Not as yet (too inexperienced in my field and hopefully too young and healthy!).

 

Maybe in sixty years if its still up and running...

[Rotten Ali 600]

I'm mates with the son of John Bishop...

 

So I reckon I'm a shoo-in for the Mail.

 

Can't see them going quite that far... Unless you drown in the Bish's swimming pool.

[Going Underground 74]

I'm mates with the son of John Bishop...

 

So I reckon I'm a shoo-in for the Mail.

 

Where you from Bert?

 

My missus' mates daughter goes to college/6th form with one of his sons.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Possibly.

[Spade_Cooley 9,529]

Yeah, I had a couple of top 20 singles in the late 90s with "I Breathe Again" and "Everything My Heart Desires", was in Corrie for a bit as well, I should pass.

[EGN 121]

Depending on circumstances, I think I may get qualify as a 'hit' based on previous coverage of colleagues. I'd probably only be famous for dying though, which would probably rule me out as a pick.

 

However, the last three people in my line of work to die have had wide UK obits and would even get you some extra points as two were suicides and one was a murder.

 

I don't think i'd make much of a pick though... I'm no Adam Rickett!!!

[Bert Trautmann 58]

I'm mates with the son of John Bishop...

 

So I reckon I'm a shoo-in for the Mail.

 

Where you from Bert?

 

My missus' mates daughter goes to college/6th form with one of his sons.

 

From Manchester, they've moved to a pastures new but used to live in Didsbury near to me...not really in contact with his eldest son that much anymore (said it for comic effect! har har...). Your mate's daughter will go to the same college as the middle son I think.

[Paul Bearer 6,102]

I'm mates with the son of John Bishop...

 

So I reckon I'm a shoo-in for the Mail.

 

Where you from Bert?

 

My missus' mates daughter goes to college/6th form with one of his sons.

 

From Manchester, they've moved to a pastures new but used to live in Didsbury near to me...not really in contact with his eldest son that much anymore (said it for comic effect! har har...). Your mate's daughter will go to the same college as the middle son I think.

 

Is that yon Scouse commedian?

[Bert Trautmann 58]

I'm mates with the son of John Bishop...

 

So I reckon I'm a shoo-in for the Mail.

 

Where you from Bert?

 

My missus' mates daughter goes to college/6th form with one of his sons.

 

From Manchester, they've moved to a pastures new but used to live in Didsbury near to me...not really in contact with his eldest son that much anymore (said it for comic effect! har har...). Your mate's daughter will go to the same college as the middle son I think.

 

Is that yon Scouse commedian?

 

Aye

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

One of them also-ran obits in The Guardian on a slow week at best. Local obit a shoo-in. So - fittingly - I'd be worth Deathrace points.

[time 8,606]

One of them also-ran obits in The Guardian on a slow week at best. Local obit a shoo-in. So - fittingly - I'd be worth Deathrace points.

How's yer health?

[Octopus of Odstock 2,197]

Well this is a novel way to get new DDP picks....

 

I may be the only person on the DL to be actually picked for the DDP - http://www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/deadpool2009/celebs_O.html but nationwide full qualifying obit is highly unlikely.

 

However, I would possibly get a mention in motor racing news reports if I died in the next 5 years or so, and more likely so the longer I live due to the nature of what I do within historic motor racing and my relative youth compated to my contempatories, but I don't think it's worth putting me on the DDP again any time soon.

[Godot 149]

Undootedly.

[Windsor 2,233]

No.

When I die, it will largely go unnoticed. Hence why I'll never own a cat...

[Spade_Cooley 9,529]

No.

When I die, it will largely go unnoticed. Hence why I'll never own a cat...

 

You might want to read this then.

[The Dead Cow 620]

My death was reported...

 

http://www.newarkadvocate.com/article/20121011/NEWS01/310110014/Cow-dies-after-crashes-Ohio-79?nclick_check=1

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

One of them also-ran obits in The Guardian on a slow week at best. Local obit a shoo-in. So - fittingly - I'd be worth Deathrace points.

How's yer health?

 

Alright at the mo, but I'm well aware life has (currently) proven itself 100% fatal for the human race. My Facebook friends hereabouts will doubtless grass up any life-threatening antics (like another blast of shisha) when they see it.