Joey Russ 7,228 Posted April 25, 2017 15 minutes ago, Toast said: What on earth are you talking about? Clearly he's talking about the time he blew out of his nose way too much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,304 Posted April 25, 2017 13 hours ago, charon said: New McDonald's uniforms.... We eat at In-and-out Burger when we visit California! Never at McDonalds. Pink Goo comes to mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted April 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Toast said: Who cares, the food is horrible. Greasy slimy nastiness. I much prefer burger king! Much juicy and more tantalising on the tastebuds! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted April 25, 2017 2 hours ago, theoldlady said: We eat at In-and-out Burger when we visit California! Never at McDonalds. Pink Goo comes to mind. Pink goo was a hoax. Look to snopes or hoax slayer for info. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted April 29, 2017 On 4/19/2017 at 16:35, gcreptile said: Man dies during lapdance: http://comicbook.com/popculturenow/2017/04/18/man-dies-while-getting-lap-dance-strip-club-texas/ "when the time came to pay, he was unresponsive" .... "it's safe to say that he was likely thoroughly enjoying himself in his final moments"... What I want to know is who will be the next guy to hire this gal for a lap dance? And I wonder what she thinks about next time (if ever) she performs. Anyway, he's my new hero. SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted May 3, 2017 You can use this new product (the Licki) to lick your pussy (pussycat) clean. Just hold it in your mouth and get busy gettin busy. SC 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zsa Zsa's leg 884 Posted May 5, 2017 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/02/parents-pranked-family-youtube-videos-lose-custody-children/ I guess this falls under outrageous. Parents pran- I mean abused their children for the entire world to see and now lost custody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted May 10, 2017 This is basically the state of the music industry as I see it. SChttp://thehardtimes.net/news/noise-bands-new-ep-just-round-piece-of-sandpaper/ PS: Take a look at the links inside the article too, funny stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted May 17, 2017 A man on Instagram has been accused of animal cruelty after he was filmed using a Maltese puppy to polish a Maserati. Man's best friend....and best buffer too! SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zsa Zsa's leg 884 Posted May 26, 2017 https://www.google.com/amp/nypost.com/2017/05/25/girl-dragged-by-sea-lion-treated-for-rare-seal-finger-disease/amp/ Girl dragged into water by a seal on viral video is currently being treated for "Seal Finger Disease" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted May 26, 2017 ^^^ Seals, Greys especially, are viscous cunts. One mauled a big black Lab to death near Aberdeen a couple of years ago. Huge teeth on them, but they splinter when you put a bullet through their fucking head. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted May 27, 2017 A little Roger Ailes hate mail. I warn you in advance....it's 45 seconds of your life you can't get back. SC"Was The COWARD Roger Ailes Not Conservative Enough To Keep From Dying? Here’s Why Your Fox News ‘Hero’ Is Actually A Leftist Corpse." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted June 5, 2017 This story touched my heart... A bloke proposed to his girlfriend but got jilted so now he is offering to exchange the diamond engagement ring for a tinny: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-06/jilted-fisherman-trading-diamond-ring-for-tinny/8589904 Glad he has seen the light and is now after a much better deal. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted June 11, 2017 On 30/04/2017 at 17:47, torbrexbones said: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted June 12, 2017 Steve Bruce that litery giant, his first 3 detective novels are worth looking at the reviews....http://shocko.info/words/2015/7/16/striker-by-steve-bruce-the-full-review ..http://thesetpieces.com/features/sweeper-steve-bruce-review/ ... http://thesetpieces.com/features/defender-steve-bruce-review/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted June 12, 2017 Quote Well, it wouldn’t be long before the police arrived. Murder is a grave crime. There was also the added frisson of it happening down at the local stadium. And it wouldn’t be long before we had the media calling. Those guys miss nothing. Incredible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted June 12, 2017 I remember Eyal Berkovich. Israeli. He played for Southampton as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted June 12, 2017 I preferred John Hartson myself... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted June 13, 2017 I know most of you DLers are full of shit....but you got nothing on this guy. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted June 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Sir Creep said: I know most of you DLers are full of shit....but you got nothing on this guy. SC Didn't John Wayne have like 4 stone of impacted shit in him when he died? Or am I just thinking of every single one of his films? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted June 13, 2017 12 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: Didn't John Wayne have like 4 stone of impacted shit in him when he died? Or am I just thinking of every single one of his films? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted June 25, 2017 On 6/13/2017 at 23:41, Lard Bazaar said: Didn't John Wayne have like 4 stone of impacted shit in him when he died? Or am I just thinking of every single one of his films? I thought that was Elvis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted June 25, 2017 On 13/06/2017 at 23:41, Lard Bazaar said: Didn't John Wayne have like 4 stone of impacted shit in him when he died? Or am I just thinking of every single one of his films? I've definitely heard that too somewhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
