Lady Die 63 Posted September 1, 2006 Whale meat again.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted September 1, 2006 Lucy the world's 4th oldest captive African elephant has been euthanised. Pity the poor sod who has to dig that grave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted September 3, 2006 The balls of polar bears are shrinking. As if they didn't have enough problems..... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14485634/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alphonsin 1 Posted September 5, 2006 Squirrel killed in operatic cycle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted September 5, 2006 Squirrel killed in operatic cycle That squirrel sounds like a rather discerning music critic. Shame the outcome wasn't reversed, the sqirrel with the broken nose and the opera singer dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted September 8, 2006 Ralph the Rhea loose in Kent Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,197 Posted September 9, 2006 Cancara, the Lloyds TSB black horse is no more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted September 14, 2006 Pig takes on the pigs. Tazers he laughs at them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted September 14, 2006 Cancara, the Lloyds TSB black horse is no more. They could have given the staff the day off work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted September 27, 2006 Corpse of llama found in town centre of Oakland, California. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted September 28, 2006 150 foot Thrip ravages Germany. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted October 2, 2006 Avoid elephants while on your honeymoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted October 2, 2006 Bird hounded to death by bird watchers. Looks like Dickie O should be on next years deathlist - especially with Lady C and her sordid needs... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geronimo 3 Posted October 2, 2006 Bird hounded to death by bird watchers. Looks like Dickie O should be on next years deathlist - especially with Lady C and her sordid needs... The bloody cat killed it! Her cat. Of course if the twitchers had killed the cat the bird might still be alive. Silly cow. She's only trying to deflect her guilt, if she has any. How is it that people love to see photographs but hate photographers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted October 3, 2006 Bird hounded to death by bird watchers. Looks like Dickie O should be on next years deathlist - especially with Lady C and her sordid needs... The bloody cat killed it! Her cat. Of course if the twitchers had killed the cat the bird might still be alive. Silly cow. She's only trying to deflect her guilt, if she has any. How is it that people love to see photographs but hate photographers? Sounds a bit like Princess Diana.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted October 3, 2006 Carthorse is a pub regular, and it's not even in Maryport. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted October 4, 2006 Carthorse is a pub regular, and it's not even in Maryport. A man walks into a bar and when he orders a beer he notices a bucket full of Euro coins next to the tap. He asks the barperson about it. The publican explains: "It's a standing bet. See the horse there? Drop a Euro coin in the bucket and if you can make the horse laugh the content of the bucket is yours." The man drops a coin in the bucket, walks over to the horse, whispers in its ear and the horse bursts its sides laughing. The man collects his prize and leaves. A month later the man returns. The bucket is still there, again full of Euro coins. He asks the bartender about it. "You remember the horse? Drop a Euro coin in the bucket and if you can make it cry the content of the bucket is yours." The man drops a coin in the bucket, walks over to the horse, takes it to the toilet and the horse returns crying its eyes out. The man collects his prize. Before he leaves, the bartender asks him how he did it. The man explains: "The first time I told the horse my dick is longer than its. The second time I showed the evidence." regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted October 12, 2006 Starving dog eats dead owner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted December 15, 2006 My cat was put to sleep today, which was a bit of surprise. Two days ago he was fine, last night he was very ill. Today he is gone. I wrote him an obit on my Facebook though, so I feel pretty much alright I guess. His 14th birthday would have been celebrated on my 21st birthday next month, so I suppose he was of a good age. Still, when you're only 21 and you've known someone/something for 13 years of your life almost, that's a good chunk of your life considering that I can't remember much about the first few years. Anyhow, I'll be fine. Just don't expect me to be as... uh... CPish as usual for a little bit... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 15, 2006 My cat was put to sleep today, which was a bit of surprise. Two days ago he was fine, last night he was very ill. Today he is gone. I wrote him an obit on my Facebook though, so I feel pretty much alright I guess. His 14th birthday would have been celebrated on my 21st birthday next month, so I suppose he was of a good age. Still, when you're only 21 and you've known someone/something for 13 years of your life almost, that's a good chunk of your life considering that I can't remember much about the first few years. Anyhow, I'll be fine. Just don't expect me to be as... uh... CPish as usual for a little bit... That's too bad CP. I didn't know what to do when our cat had to be put down. I found this a great help. Cheer up now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 15, 2006 My cat was put to sleep today, which was a bit of surprise. Two days ago he was fine, last night he was very ill. Today he is gone. I wrote him an obit on my Facebook though, so I feel pretty much alright I guess. His 14th birthday would have been celebrated on my 21st birthday next month, so I suppose he was of a good age. Still, when you're only 21 and you've known someone/something for 13 years of your life almost, that's a good chunk of your life considering that I can't remember much about the first few years. Anyhow, I'll be fine. Just don't expect me to be as... uh... CPish as usual for a little bit... My sympathies to you. My dad always used to pretend he hated our cat, however when we had to have her put down, dad was gutted. When animals are around your house for so long, they do become part of your life. I would often have a chat with the cat, and she would look at me as if to say 'you stupid woman, I'm a CAT, I can't understand you and I can't talk, so why are you wasting your time talking to me', and would then give me a withering look as if I was something she'd just buried in the garden. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted December 15, 2006 Oh, CP, that's so sad. I hope you get lots of cuddles. Chin up, eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted December 15, 2006 My cat was put to sleep today, which was a bit of surprise. Two days ago he was fine, last night he was very ill. Today he is gone. I wrote him an obit on my Facebook though, so I feel pretty much alright I guess. His 14th birthday would have been celebrated on my 21st birthday next month, so I suppose he was of a good age. Still, when you're only 21 and you've known someone/something for 13 years of your life almost, that's a good chunk of your life considering that I can't remember much about the first few years. Anyhow, I'll be fine. Just don't expect me to be as... uh... CPish as usual for a little bit... Oh, CP, I'm so sorry. It is so hard - they become like little people parts of our lives. I'll be thinking about you. Mom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted December 15, 2006 My cat was put to sleep today, which was a bit of surprise. Two days ago he was fine, last night he was very ill. Today he is gone. I wrote him an obit on my Facebook though, so I feel pretty much alright I guess. His 14th birthday would have been celebrated on my 21st birthday next month, so I suppose he was of a good age. Still, when you're only 21 and you've known someone/something for 13 years of your life almost, that's a good chunk of your life considering that I can't remember much about the first few years. Anyhow, I'll be fine. Just don't expect me to be as... uh... CPish as usual for a little bit... That's too bad CP, you have my sympathies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted December 15, 2006 My cat was put to sleep today, which was a bit of surprise. Two days ago he was fine, last night he was very ill. Today he is gone. Very sad, CP. My commiserations. regards, Hein 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
