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State funeral?

You care so little of this forum that you actually spent a good few minutes typing all that out (even though none of us will read beyond the first 2 lines cos it's boring AF). I've said it before and I'll say it again – if you don't like it here then bugger off somewhere else.

Well they're just reposting a Daily Beast article. It's by the same guy who wrote in August 2022 he had sources telling him the Queen had bone cancer, so, you can probably draw your own conclusions.

Like buses, you wait 70 years for one then 2 come along at once.

At his age he really wasn't going to set any length of reign records, but at least his reign was longer than that of Edward VIII. ... also longer than Liz and the lettuce I guess...

and the audience... every single face, extremely relatable

Cash is king! (Pardon the pun). I'm not a direct debit, card payment kind of guy. I was brought up in the proud tradition of Scottish thrift. Pay for what you can afford, pay in cash and always, always get a receipt. It never ceases to amaze me when people tap their phones on the bus. The cashless society, the internet banking - all falls down when something goes wrong with the system. You can't argue with hard money though.

Japan's first Winter Olympic Gold medallist, Yukio Kasaya has died aged 80. he won a ski-jumping gold in Sapporo, 1972.

Finger hovering over the ban button

Any chance you could get banned again?

Drive boy dive boy dirty numb angel boy ......

There are exactly 10 murderers from the original Columbo still alive: Lee Grant (born 1925) Dick Van Dyke (born 1925) Vera Miles (born 1929) Clive Revill (born 1930) William Shatner (born 1931) Joyce Van Patten (born 1934) Héctor Elizondo (born 1936) George Hamilton (born 1939) Trish Van Devere (born 1941) Susan Clark (born 1943)

He should have used his Underworld connections.

Indian billionaire NR Narayana Murthy just discharged from hospital and in failing health. Also the father in law of Rishi Sunak.

26/Apr/2024 32 Sophie Ellis-Bextor — Murder On The Dancefloor 30 Mark Ronson ft. Amy Winehouse — Valerie 27 Wheatus — Teenage Dirtbag 27 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 26 Daft Punk — One More Time +2 25 Kylie Minogue — Love At First Sight 24 Coldplay — In My Place +2 24 Manic Street Preachers — Your Love Alone Is Not Enough 24 Adele — Chasing Pavements 23 Oasis — Stop Crying Your Heart Out 22 Busted — Year 3000 20 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 20 Plain White T’s — Hey There Delilah 20 Pink — Get The Party Started 20 Razorlight — Somewhere Else 18 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon 17 Justin Timberlake — Cry Me A River 16 Kylie Minogue — On A Night Like This 14 Kelis — Trick Me 10 Corinne Bailey Rae — Put Your Records On 02 Taylor Swift — Love Story 01 Dido — White Flag -6

When King Charles is about to die in record time but you have -1 points on the "outlive King Charles" pool because some guy who can't drive thought it would be fun to kill Treat Williams

I got a birthday card last week from my great uncle (99 years young) that had Charlie's head on the stamp, first one I've seen, but then again I don't send or receive many letters.

The grapevine is awash with rumours like this. I believe them. It's not looking good. King Peggy before the end of next year, unfortunately.

Look at what's below 20: the better of the two Kylie songs, an absolute banger by Kelis, the dulcet tones of CBR and cor blimey guvnah Kate Nash. I love this game and all the players but you're a bunch of perverts.

Bob Appleby (Hugmans) goalkeeper for Middlesbrough in the early 1960s, reportedly dead aged 84: https://www.mfc.co.uk/news/2024/april/25/rest-in-peace--bob-appleby/ Dunno why some of these folk have no Wiki page.

Doctor Who actor Tom Baker delights staff by posing with Dalek at Sid’s Emporium in Tenterden https://www.kentonline.co.uk/tenterden/news/doctor-who-star-poses-with-dalek-at-kent-shop-305739/

Sorry if the translation was bad, but I didn't mean the oldest, but from an older season Thank you for informing who is the oldest as well and complementing the information

Also, the ones we put through were, on the whole, shite.

Wife of Sir Nigel Southward, Annette Southward, death notice: https://announcements.telegraph.co.uk/marketplace/advert/southward-notices_56104 Sir Nigel is eminently obitable, having formerly been Apothecary to HM The Queen, the Royal Household and various members of the extended Royal Family.

Jimmy Carter please.