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Bad? Not particularly. Let us merely say it is cross-Atlantic badinage. And on that note, the language is actually called English, this site is in the UK and therefore as a matter of courtesy if nothing else, one should not attempt to stomp all over local customs with ones own version of them. When and if I post to a site in the US, I shall happily spell the likes of color, medalist, or even heaven help me, aluminum as asked (if it ever comes up).

Bad? Not particularly. Let us merely say it is cross-Atlantic badinage. And on that note, the language is actually called English, this site is in the UK and therefore as a matter of courtesy if nothing else, one should not attempt to stomp all over local customs with ones own version of them. When and if I post to a site in the US, I shall happily spell the likes of color, medalist, or even heaven help me, aluminum as asked (if it ever comes up). One word to surely make me cringe everytime, especially when it comes from the mouth of a newsreader, is "winningest".

Two points of added information, off the top of my head: 1) Plummer is still acting full time, he has four or five films either filming or in post-production currently. 2) He really, really, really hates The Sound of Music.

When I take this contest seriously next year you'll all look like amateurs

Did she have a stroke, or was the stripper too far away (arf!)

So that's where the Express get it's stories from!

Now this crowd could be worth perusing for tin foil hat material For stuff like http://harddawn.com/is-the-nfl-controlled-by-the-lesbian-wing-of-the-illuminati/

But it would clash with the cricket season. God job crickets an English sport then.. Ah well now, I wondered about that, but decided that Mr O'Falk will know that well enough hence the on the end. I mean you can't live here and not know of Midlothian or Dumbartonshire County Cricket teams can you? :S

I think it means he can't be bothered to fly all the way to LA just to see a gormless-faced, 30-year-old lost child pick up a golden statue for playing "him" in such a piece of crap film.

87 today and blabbering on to the papers about his fear of dementia (cos his first missus has it - though, thankfully, that means she's forgotten she ever imbibed his demon seed), and also planning a series of shows at the Palladium. All right my loves!

I'm a moron for not knowing jazz artists who's heyday was 50 years ago? Guilty as charged. SC

I've always loved "bought the farm". Also.. how about "Living-challenged". "Kicked the oxygen habit"? "Cashed in his chips" He's been "returned to sender"... "Wearing a pine overcoat" "Off the critical list" Gone to meet Jesus Gone for a Burton Bitten the dust etc.

I particularly dislike "passed". I don't mind "passed away" or "passed on" so much, but just "passed" Passed what? Passed wind? Passed water?

Jake is now talking about 2016 Wrestlemania, don't think he's going anywhere this year. http://www.twnpnews.com/2015/02/jake-on-possibly-wrestling-for-wwe-reaction-to-his-new-doc-more/

I spelt Martin Penny slightly differently to the actual Martin Penny that I stabbed, just in case he googles his own name, thus uncovering my identity and revealing that in real life I'm Wee Jimmy Krankie.