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FFS sake, I've spent years perfecting that chat up technique and you diss it in one thoughtless sentence!

Yes it's knit-pick night. Nowhere in that obit (I read it twice) does it suggest that Suzanne was an actress, on the contrary ('she shunned the limelight'h Ahh but Wiki (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzanne_Farrington) does mention she was a 'British actress', but lists nothing beyond that. The only on screen appearance mentioned was Vivian holding her up to a camera as an infant. Wiki goes on to say Suzanne studied in hopes of being an actress, but those dreams would go unfulfilled (she appeared on what in essence was a school play) and later unwanted. I suspect you wrote that Wiki entry as well as the post herein, and lay claim to Suzanne Farrington as an actress (Brit or otherwise). SC That'd be 'nit-pick' .

There are many ways I can pull the knob off a vintage specimen. I will send you some private messages demonstrating my knob-pulling prowess if you like. As for the car, take my advice - weigh it in down the scrappy, and go and get pissed on the 80 quid they pay you for it

Grinaidus getting worried on the socialist luvvies behalf..

What an inconsiderate bastard. Doesn't he care about our deadpool teams?

That's a shame, I remember seeing him on Record Breakers and the like, a face from my childhood.

Sounds weird but... As I have recently commented that there weren't any good films on... I voted for Doris Day... then there will be a few movie tributes to watch. (Sorry but I do like her movies)

The, Sam Simon, the

RIP Sam Simon, we will miss you hard, you were like a mascott for us deathlister. on a side note, sad he couldn't wait 4 more days to pass away (would have made an unlucky 13th bonus) warm condolences to its family

He was the one who inspired me to become a vegetarian.

Will this be the front page photo?

The Sam Simon Foundation It is with much sadness that we must let you know that Sam Simon has passed over. We all miss him, and in his honor, we will continue bringing his vision to light through our work at The Sam Simon Foundation. We take comfort in knowing how many greetings he is receiving across that Rainbow Bridge. We love you Sam!

There are so many jokes lurking in there that one scarcely knows where to begin.

It has been said that the past is a foreign country... Which is ironic really as that where most of the UKIP supporters come from.....

Yes it's knit-pick night. Nowhere in that obit (I read it twice) does it suggest that Suzanne was an actress, on the contrary ('she shunned the limelight'h Ahh but Wiki (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzanne_Farrington) does mention she was a 'British actress', but lists nothing beyond that. The only on screen appearance mentioned was Vivian holding her up to a camera as an infant. Wiki goes on to say Suzanne studied in hopes of being an actress, but those dreams would go unfulfilled (she appeared on what in essence was a school play) and later unwanted. I suspect you wrote that Wiki entry as well as the post herein, and lay claim to Suzanne Farrington as an actress (Brit or otherwise). SC That'd be 'nit-pick' . If you are insulting him its 'nit-prick'

Those "one make" car forums. Full of people that know loads of stuff but when you post up something for help/advice nobody knows fuck all. Im rebuilding the drivers seat of my 87 Mercedes and im now stuffed because the tilt adjust/headrest adjustment knob ( that's KNOB not a cock Lardy) doesn't seem to want to come off. Do I prise it off? Do I break it while doing so? Is there a hidden screw somewhere? I post for advice yesterday afternoon and over 200 views and absolutely fuck all advice forthcoming. Bollocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, anybody know how to remove it? No? C**ts!

Great Song/Noughties Does not compute, fatal error. Come on! It wasn't all tosh... No, not quite all. And since this is Room Lovely, let's see Bruce getting his shirt off. You try to convince me that the noughties had some good music and Exhibit A is Bruce Springsteen if there is anyone who looks and sounds like they have been left over from the Seventies it is Bruce. I also think that durable artists don't count unless that was the era when they came to prominence. I await Exhibit B. Here's the NME's top 100 songs of the noughties. There must be something there that isn't tosh, though Beyonce's Crazy in Love gets top spot, so....

Third hit from this list from last August with Beryl Platt dying. you missed out Philip Knights who died in December. you must keep up ! Thank you - whoever you are. I struggle to pay attention during the festive season. 5 have gone now. http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-31513192 Quarter of your list have died in just 6 months 1 Former UUP leader Jim Molyneaux dead at 94 http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/james-molyneaux-former-uup-leader-dies-age-94-31051422.html Good spot that Guest Why didn't I use this as a DDP team? Simultaneously posted this in Dead of 2015, 2 teams have hits on DDP.

These aren't the roids you're looking for.... Coat time!

Ryan Seacrest's grandmother, bless. http://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2015/03/ryan_seacrests_grandmother_die.html

Turds in the punch bowl = Corrupt boxing officials

Jillass - a team of female pranksters/stuntwomen

Lingering death of UK hopes announced. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6r1tUhl1cQ

That might be a good list to do, a couple of them are dead already

The only people who will be convicted for historical offences against children are those without power and influence. You will not see any retired senior politicians being convicted or even tried at court. The reason being, they know too much to be allowed to ever appear in court and the possibility of them naming names is unacceptable to the establishment. These convictions of minor celebrities from the entertainment industry are a side show designed to distract public attention from the abuses of the people in power.