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No, it won't even reach the Billboard top 100, I think.

And no more crappy business with the dates of birth from the 19th Century failing to translate from Excel to Access. That's one less burden on my successor...

Hi, See this thread from 2014 - Jane clearly looks about 18 in that photo, not 30 and it all fits. What I think has happened is as JF's birthdate isn't out in public knowledge, someone went looking, completely forgetting that Freeman may not be her real name. So they came up with 1921 and hence confusion. Sadly, not only is she dead (very sorry to hear this), but was born when the Stage and the Times said she was, I'm confident of that. It all points that way when you look at her on the TV - http://www.summerwine.net/community/threads/what-age-is-jane.12269/

Batman laughs.

Wanders into room. Cat? Penguin? Next room. CAT? PENGUIN? Sticks head out of window. CAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT? PEEEEENNNNNGUIIIIINNNN?

Real danger? Er... How does terminal (metastatic lung) cancer not equal real danger for you? (Yeah, Errol and Leah are still fairly young and one of them might perhaps survive the year, but there's no chance they'll see 2019, so they're in "real danger" anyways.)

Kelvin McCuntzie is a fucking shitgibbon of enormous proportions.

What is up with this weekend? Can the grim reaper deal with Ian Brady since he's back from his holiday apparently?

Until someone we never knew existed is verified to have been born before 1900 any day now.That's the way it usually goes ! Violet Brown has just 100 days to overtake her as the oldest p;erson this century and 5th oldest person ever ! Mind you when you're 117 hanging on for 100 days is a big ask ...

Think Langhorne should QO quite easily for inspiring Mr. Tambourine Man, but needs a few days for the news to disseminate through to the radars of mainstream sources.

Cheers, Book! It took 117 years to Emma Morano to die, less than one day to you to win this deadpool.

Now we wait.

Aye - point taken. She has a Nigerian govt ID saying she was born in 1900; nowt on the list of verified oldest known people, mind.

I'm with Shaun on this one. The media always reports on unverified super-centenarians as if they were really the age they claim to be. Every once in a while, whether it's a tabloid, or a respected institution like the BBC, there is a story out about an 145-year-old from the jungles of Zimbabwe or Indonesia or wherever the fuck, and they never bother to mention that the age is unverified and the person is a big, fat liar.

Hey Mr Tambourine Man, give Joey Russ points of 103....on the loss of Bruce Langhorne.

Woo-hoo! It is now official that I am the player of the month for March. I think this is my first official DDP accomplishment.

Latest update...

Kelvin MacKenzie has been sacked suspended from The Sun newspaper after he, Quote, expressed "wrong" and "unfunny" views about the people of Liverpool. This all pertains to an article in his column about footballer Ross Barkley, a Night Club and his assault by 3rd party unknown. He didnt paint Liverpool in a great light either...... Come on Charon, where the fuck are ya!!!!!!

Sully. It was nominated for a fucking Oscar.

So we're all going to die on Saturday. Fucking typical, I've got tickets for Iron Maiden next month.

Because it happened in 2012?

Love the Picos de Europa:) Hope you enjoy the forum LiB.

I decided to compile a list of when teams reached 100 points. Obviously, 2017 will shake this up a bit. 1) March 11th (Golden Slumbers - 2017) =2) March 31st (The Living End - 2016) =2) March 31st (Thomas Jefferson Survives - 2016) 4) April 10th (David Quantick's Showbiz Pals - 2016) 5) April 13th (Golden Slumbers - 2016) =6) April 28th (Heading Nowhere - 2016) =6) April 28th (Pan Breed - 2016) =8) June 3rd (Cancerous Hatred - 2016) =8) June 3rd (DDP Tofoa - 2016) 10) June 11th (Octopus of Odstock - 2013) 11) June 18th (The Living End - 2011) 12) July 8th (Deceased Hose - 2016) =13) July 16th (Buckets O Blood - 2016) =13) July 16th (Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet - 2016) =13) July 16th (The Love Boat - 2016) 16) July 23rd (Crossing The Styx - 2016) 17) August 16th (The Living End - 2008) 18) September 24th (Tonight Matthew I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy - 2009) 19) October 10th (Meet Your Maker - 2007) 20) October 24th (David Quantick's Showbiz Pals - 2014) 21) November 15th (Master Mind - 2009) 22) November 22nd (The Living End - 2012) 23) November 30th (STAB_in_the_DARK - 2007) 24) December 5th (David Quantick's Showbiz Pals - 2013) =25) December 18th (Crossing The Styx - 2013) =25) December 18th (Tonight Matthew, I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy - 2016) 27) December 24th (Godot's Waiting List - 2008)

Deathlist and chill

An insight into being a supporter of a step seven club with no money: we've had a succession of players (some apparently under contract) leave us this season for a variety of reasons including:- 1) Can't drive and have lost my lift to training and matches because he has walked out too. 2) I'm not enjoying football and want a break ( only to resurface at another club a few weeks later) 3) The travelling (35 miles) is too much and I'm. having a break (only to resurface at another club still 35 miles from his home) 4) The manager has gone on to better things and because he brought me to the club I'm now going to have a strop and not turn up to training . 5) I'm following the aforementioned manager to his new club and intend to give bugger all effort in the meantime until I can get the move. 6) The style of football doesn't suit me. ...and Arsenal fans think they've got problems!