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He will need to be pretty trim and fit for that -respect to him. But let's just hope he doesn't have any more mishaps flying planes.

Even though she will obit, Sister In Law of Former President seems a pretty low bar for someone having their own page in the forum.

QO for this game. So then: Death Impends fell behind but won, DDT fell behind but is now ahead, and now...Spade falls behind. What happens next? 1. DDT vs Rad’s Die-monds in the Sky (Rad Guy) 3-1 2. “O” (Gcreptile) vs William Henry Harrison Die-in-a-Month Squad (Death Impends) 2-16 3. 101 Great Practical Jokes with Luciano Re Cecconi (Spade Cooley) vs Deadsox 2-4 4. The GUN’11 (Grim Up North) vs Heef 6-6

Christ!She will obit everywhere.Silly question.

In a shameless pockle, here is my team for this pool: YoungWillz Hare's Pool Select Team (Except Mladic) 01. Ratko Mladic 02. Sidney Poitier 03. Sumner Redstone 04. Peter Sallis d. 2 June 2017 05. Desmond Tutu 06. Gordon Banks 07. Violet Brown d. 15 September 2017 08. Tony Booth d. 25 September 2017 09. Errol Christie d. 11June 2017 10. Salvatore Di Masi 11. Peter Higgs 12. Bruce Forsyth d. 18 August 2017 13. Bernard Cribbins 14. Rex Williams 15. Beverly Cleary 16. Sir Peter Hall d. 11 September 2017 17. Carol Channing 18. Nichelle Nichols 19. Stirling Moss 20. Lord Peter Carrington Subs: A: John Noakes d. 28 May 2017 B: Herman Wouk C: Thomas S Monson

I don't concur surprise surprise! A key surviving member of one of the world's most famous and influential (in the US) political dynasties in the 20th century. If JFKS daughter Caroline was diagnosed as terminally ill I think she'd be a contender for the deathlist and thus her own thread. Yet being somebody's daughter is no more noteworthy than being somebody's widow (that's a key part of her fame being Bobby Kennedys widow) or sister in law. Their both first order members of an extremely world famous family and thus in appropriate circumstances could have their own threads with little controversy. Their a bit like an American royal family. Princess Alice of Gloucester had her own thread and what did she do but marry into a political Dynasty,become the King's Sister in law and first hand witness the abdication crisis? So no I'm not persuaded by your argument but obviously respect your right to disagree!

Ok, so just been through the first semi-finalists. As with all these things, I just concentrate on the song, and as per usual it might all change with staging and live performance on the night. I have to say, that was a slog. If I wasn't such a Euro hound, I'd not even bother watching it on the night. Anyway, for me, out on top comes Portugal, possibly the only one I wanted to hear again. Other contenders include Czech Republic, Georgia and Finland. Can't say there was an obviously worst song as there's plenty of them! For singular mention: A. The Slovenian entry is like a half finished show tune that was written by a 10 year old. B. Sweden is hilarious - the song is completely average, but it's presented by a singer who looks like a second hand car salesman that's gone down the gym to exercise with his buddies on the treadmill. The bonus is they are up first on the night, so you can tune in, laugh uproariously, then take the rest of the night off. Off to watch the second semi now....

3 fixtures very close... Perhaps best not to mention the fourth. Anything can happen in the dying minutes of a Cup Quarter-Final. And even with a tweaked FFBI rule, wouldn't Kaye still be the youngest non-shared hit between GUN and I? Still, the DL equivalent of a penalty shoot-out is bound to jangle the nerves.

NEXT GAME... FORT WILLIAM FC v INVERGORDON FC Second Round ... Menzies Distribution North of Scotland Cup Saturday 29th April 2017 Claggan Park 3pm kick-off. Holy shit!!!!! A cup run.

Sasha Lakovic joins the list of folk awaiting a QO - see also Stros and Iain Reid. Pivotal one, as it would give Deadsox the lead against Spade.

She could die on the day that Elvis and Tupac fly Jennifer Lopez's private jet into the White House and still obit.

Goodness yes there's no doubt in my mind about that! I think every national UK newspaper would report her passing and all the broadsheets would give her a full obituary. She was at the epicentre of one of America's most famous political dynasties or clans.

Tune down the thread starting its getting too much.

Asterix creator Albert Uderzo turns 90: http://www.dw.com/en/asterix-creator-albert-uderzo-turns-90/a-38574295

Looks like he might miss WWIII.

What on earth are you talking about?

Still a proud last with a few days to go! Whoop!

Who cares, the food is horrible. Greasy slimy nastiness.

There may be hope. Maybe we could sponsor a game? Thank you to everyone who attended the Meeting last night. A proposal for a new Management Team was put forward which received unanimous support. The finer details of the proposal do need to be ironed out so more info will be provided in due course. The Club still need help 'off field' so please get in touch if you think you can help.

Well, we all miss guests who came here only to say our souls are damned and other ludicrous things.

I wonder if his good health reflects his positive state of mind about the next Scottish IndyRef. Could be a good barometer!

I had a listen, and either I was really unlucky with the third of songs I listened to, or... they are a bit crap. It's an ominous sign when the German entry doesn't sound like the worst one.

Aaawww no.... You're pretty definite with this? I would love you to "hold the keys" of it all, but to share the responsibilities more. I mean, the most stress it at the beginning of the year, isn't it? Maybe recruit one or two other people to do that work with you? Edit: At least for now, I think it's too early to already call the Theme Team League. Francis of Arse-Easy will get more hits, I think. I'll need 1-2 more hits to win. On the other hand, I'll retire Shameless for the (hopefully) next DDP, because, yes, I do think I will win, and I think Shameless will always win the Theme Team League whenver it enters. It has already made it's gigantic, rotten impact on deadpooling and deserves to die itself.

And no more crappy business with the dates of birth from the 19th Century failing to translate from Excel to Access. That's one less burden on my successor...

86 already? He's getting really old. I have the feeling that he'll be the first major Bond to go, despite being slightly younger than Sir Roger. But do we know anything about his health?