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The first four words of that sentence could well have been uttered by him

Caption: Philip: "The Missus has a horse with exactly the same overbite as you, my dear."

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That's your idea of kinky, is it? LOL

Kids today really have not a fucking clue, have they.

One year since Dave Swarbrick died. It got overlooked a bit at the time due the plethora of deaths last year, but to me it was one of the most notable.

Please put me down for: August 9th. Thank you!

Perhaps we could start a new thread People Who Are Alive According To Wiki

Kathy Griffin appears to have some serious psychological problems:

Wot with the grease and the cloven hooves, I'd imagine that might prove problematic.

Try someone's else wife, much more fun. Orrrr, big sombrero, throw in 6 of your car keys. Scimitar... Halibut night, or a double bagger as the wife tells her friends. Lola... Monday Court... Vauxhall.... Murder,/suicide, GBF spitfire.....ayyyye, ffs, if you need a sweaty for marital advice, unlike the wife, yer fucked.

Someone to consider for next years: The last king of Greece, Constantine II. Several issues as strokes, heart problems, intenstinal obstructions, problems to walk...

Paris Climate shite..... Texas has more solar energy production than Canada & Oz combined.... Trump said he was leaving, he has. Why do the dungaree wearing cunts make a big thing of it? Because they want an easy life in Politics....

Michael J Fox has the same problem.

I'd rather Christie not linger that long tbh, not thinking about deadpool points so much as he's clearly suffering a great deal. Can't even imagine how much pain 100 tumors would bring - poor guy.

When Pat Nixon died, there was a lot of rather ghoulish footage of the frail Richard Nixon bawling his eyes out at her funeral. Quote the commentator, "He wont last a year". He didn't, he was gone within ten months.

Weird to think Olivia de Havilland will probably be the last to die out of the four.

On the same day as Olivia Newton-John.

I don't believe they have allowed him to abdicate (it requires a new law). Akihito wants to step down due to his health issues. For someone to take that drastic request, I would suspect his heart (and prostate) issues are severe and he should remain on the list, despite his only being in his young 80's.

I support all, apart from the removal of Akihito. There's clearly something wrong with his health, and if the government allows him to abdicate in 2019, and they didn't allow it before, then its probably because of poor health. EDIT: Forgot Domino, Sod's law will happen, and Domino will die the minute he gets dropped, so he should stay as well. As for other people to remove, how about Betty White and Bob Barker? And maybe Pope Benedict as well, and Bob Dole. Just my thoughts though. And Liz Dawn.

Wendell Burton, who co-starred with Liza Minelli in the 1969 movie The Sterile Cuckoo has died according to Hollywood Reporter. https://www.google.com/amp/www.hollywoodreporter.com/amp/news/wendell-burton-dead-liza-minnelli-star-sterile-cuckoo-was-69-1009348

There's not a single thread in this entire forum that is necessary.

Oh dear, I do hope that's just a bad angle but if the Bush-like complexion we can see here is accurate he may be in for a more rapid deterioration than I originally thought. That's the first time I've seen him look his age too.