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It's always nice to read this thread and realize I am one of the few comfortable in my identity.

Nurse! Deathray's out of bed again!

I am about to disappear for a while. I have to travel for a work conference, then after that I am taking some holidays. I thought I'd better not let my absence cause a Hein-like mystery... I will only log in during this time if there is a truly monumental death with world-shaking implications, ie, the death of someone of the stature of the Queen, Prince Philip or Paul Darrow. Cheers!

That's nothing. At our wedding, you should have seen the size of some of the pests bugging their way around the receptio... No, wait, sorry, that was the in-laws.

I thought you might have gathered from my posts over the past three years and seventh months that I already am a tit regardless of whether I want to be one or not. Anyway, I was referring to these baps; you dirty minded person.

Doesn't look bad for a guy burnt by lava.

I must be getting old. I didn't used to stand outside and swear at the sun.

Just saw Geoffrey Robinson speaking at PMQ's.Looks ok but sounds frail.

Frank Henenlotter, director of Basket Case and Brain Damage. 66, no known health issues, but I bet he won't see his seventies. Should get a QO too.

Moan moan moan...

Looking good at the hand and footprint ceremony in Hollywood

Tell you one thing that shows he is on his way out, nobody ill would drink Lucozade, as it is essentially drinking a bottle of diabetes. It shows he has accepted his fate and no longer cares.

The British Royals visit a Nazi concentration camp: http://www.jpost.com/Diaspora/WATCH-British-Royals-visit-former-Nazi-death-camp-in-Poland-500057 Should be familiar territory to the Queen...

Holy shit. It worked.

Big fucking bugs that are probably capable of defeating the US 1st Army. They're safe.

Judging by the rather insulting nature of your post, I'm glad you only saw fit to post once in 6 months, maybe if you could dial it down to once in six months you'd be doing us all a favour.

Latest update...

Getting pissed.

Not sure if this counts, but can a robot "die" or commit suicide ? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40642968 http://www.ubergizmo.com/2017/07/security-robot-commit-suicide-into-a-fountain/?utm_source=mainrss

In.... this.... thread... keep... an... eye... out... for... the... poster... making... puns...

What about James Lovelock? Scientist, environmentalist and futurist who came up with the 'Gaia hypothesis'. Will be 99 next year (DOB 26 July 1919) and looks like a typical Deathlist candidate probably coming in under the top 40 mark. Also Ian Holm and Joss Ackland would be good picks IMO.

Brucie Dec 31st 2017. Norden Jan 1st 2018.

Brucie this year, Norden next year.

Ray Wilson Jack Charlton Bobby Charlton Roger Hunt Martin Peters Kenny Sansom Glynis Johns Lilianne Bettencourt Roger Bannister Gene Hackman Joanne Woodward Trevor Peacock Stan Bowles Billy Connolly Terry Jones Sheila Mercier June Spencer Kenneth Cope Des O'Connor Cleo Laine June Brown June Whitfield Eileen Derbyshire June Spencer Edward Kelsey Colin Skipp James Hewitt Shane MacGowan Jane Campbell Michael J Fox Stephen Hillenberg Barbara Bush Olivia Newton_John Joni Mitchell Linda Ronstadt Val Kilmer Eric Clapton Michael Parkinson Albert Finney Burt Reynolds John Paul Stevens Douglas Hurd Richard Wilson John McCain Walter Mondale Freddie Starr Johnny Hallyday Ronnie Wood Dennis Skinner Roy Hattersley Bill Rodgers Joan Plowright Carol Channing Clarissa Eden Mary Wilson Baronness Wilson Carl Reiner Cloris Leachman Paula Tilbrook Liz Frazer David Attenborough Fanella Fielding Tippi Hedren Angie Dickinson Burt Bacharach Sidney Poitier Harry Belafonte Geoffrey Palmer Jean Barker Baronness Trumpington Betty Boothroyd Shirley Williams John Hume Robert Duvall Silvio Berlesconi Dennis Hastert Rolf Harris Stuart Hall Peter Sutcliffe Gary Glitter Chris Denning Bernie Madoff Phil Spector John Franzese Diana Athill George P Schulz Sandra Day O'Connor Norman Tebbit David Hockney Vanessa Redgrave Jack Nicholson Arthur Scargill Ken Dodd Bernard Cribbins Robert Wagner Tim Healy Keith Richards Iggy Pop David Butler Hal Holbrook Gloria Vanderbilt Hugh Downs Pete Murray Richard Baker

Oh right, I'll get on that!