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  1. 5 points
    Estimated damage is worth 40,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ZWD for all four broken windows.
  2. 4 points
    That's you fucked. Once he is gone your act will go the way of Jimmy Savile and Bruce Forsyth impersonators. Maybe you can come back as Robert Mugabes ghost?
  3. 4 points
  4. 4 points
    Looks like Mugabe might not die of old age after all...
  5. 4 points
  6. 3 points
    Reminds me of Lenny Bruce's first line on stage after Kennedy got shot: "Man, is Vaughn Meader fucked!"
  7. 3 points
    I think we always imagine you as a pale delicate type.
  8. 2 points
    Ah trade deals in China. This is optimistic.
  9. 2 points
    Sympathies But...re that asthma; you obitable? Just askin' like
  10. 2 points
    Angela Ripons let herself go a bit.....
  11. 2 points
    That reminds me of the old favourite: How do you tell a stoat from a weasel? A weasel is weasely recognisable, but a stoat is stoatily different.
  12. 1 point
    RIP to the actor who is Keith Barron and not the one who looks like Keith Barron
  13. 1 point
    Why are you being so racist?
  14. 1 point
    Just to let you know I am off to China for a week on Friday. Previously I have struggled to get on this site in China so I might be out of action so you will have to wait till I get back to crown a champion if anything exciting happens whilst I am incommunicado.
  15. 1 point
    Could have "done more" - that was a classic. Gcreptiles. She was already on my shortlisted and is now dead, of course.
  16. 1 point
    Wish I'd known that. I could have popped over for a closer look.
  17. 1 point
    Dunno if this claim is true. Odds are Bob is asleep as always or had a heart attack from all the noise.
  18. 1 point
    Explosions in the capital - I for one would love him to go out with a bang.
  19. 1 point
    She was in Portmeirion a few months ago for the 50th anniversary of The Prisoner so she does get out and about.
  20. 1 point
    Yes me too MPFC - driven by asthma rather than steam - off to bed to read a book.
  21. 1 point
    If there is a God, I shall be having a stern word with him about the design fault with our teeth. When we lose the first set we grow another, so why can't we regrow a lost tooth a second time?
  22. 1 point
    You could have asked to be called Emu. The forum could do with another big bird. Poor old Lardy has had to plough on for far too long on her own!
  23. 1 point
    No longer a possibility for 2018.
  24. 1 point
    Indeed, I thought to myself a while ago that Obama will be the last US president to be able to claim US supremacy. China returns to the place it occupied during 1500 of the last 2000 years.
  25. 1 point
    Botha died of a heart attack. Unnatural for a man without a heart to die of one...
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