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That's bull.

Really getting into Bittrex.

Whilst stumbling over his words a bit, James Ivory looked fairly good for someone who will be 90 this summer.

Routine procedure on a 90 year old...thought it would be of passing interest.

Johnny Paycheck was released from the only hell that exists on this day 15 years ago, aged 64.

I thought you were doubting they'd avoid relegation! Which they wont. Reminds me of a time Motherwell took on Rangers in the Cup, gave it a big go beyond their usual that year, and only lost 4-3. Next week, got gubbed in a relegation decider 3-0 by the mighty Jags themselves. Of course, Motherwell avoided relegation because Scottish football is corrupt Falkirk's ground didn't meet new made up requirements that year, but that's another story...

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Well... I'd laugh. I imagine our resident Spurs fan wouldn't, though.

Right. Showbox. Perfect for android users. But they ramped up the adverts of late. Here's an ad free version..... http://www.mediafire.com/file/84aud33whr3kyd9/Show_Box_v4.94_[ad-free_mod_by_ries].apk If anycunto needs a get around for watch only if they want to download, just ask.

After this months amazing DLC performance, Maybe 'His Supreme Hefferness' ?

Sinn Fein...Mary Lou McDonald, who becomes the party’s first female leader. The Dublin-born Ms. McDonald, 48, has no personal links to what Irish republicans call “the armed struggle” but which opponents of the I.R.A. denounce as terrorist violence. Fucking cunt. Might as well shut it down. Or rename it Sinn Feign. Fuckall the Easter Rebellion, right you fucking twat? SC

I'd love to see this one on the front page of a newspaper!

The only downside to handing over the Crowdsourced Deathlist to Joey for next year is some of the terrible puns and headlines I will not be able to inflict on you all. I might PM him the best ones.

That's fine, I'm just trying to weed out the Ed Asner and Ethel Kennedy picks (etc ad nauseum) before some A-hole launches them. Anyway, I plowed through Mr. Bacon's oeuvre. Should be sending a team in tomorrow. SC

The veterinarian who takes care of Doris Day's pets was tragically attacked and killed by a couple of German Shepherds. The journalist reporting the event was known for his lazy and brief headings, and the following headline appeared in the newspaper the next day: "D DAY VET KILLED BY GERMANS"

This is sadly becoming the Roey thread at quite a pace. Joey, first and foremost, don't feel ashamed to be you. Everyone is their own individual person. You're not half as irritating as you may expect. And when people make some kind of sarcastic quips at your expense, it's not for the sake of slagging off Joey. It's just a laugh. Laugh it off, double down on whatever you're having the piss taken out of you for, maybe quip straight back at them if you can, at their expense. Have a problem with a specific person on here? It'll be the same out in the real world. And, much like in the real world, it's probably best not to take any notice of them. Getting upset simply makes things uncomfortable; learning to stop taking things seriously makes for a much more amusing time. As for your daily post count growing faster than the death toll at an American school, read what you type before posting. Ask yourself: Does this make you laugh? Will it make other people laugh? Will it make other people react with a quizzical expression and let out a "hmm, interesting"? If not, it's probably an idle ramble; maybe just save those for Twitter or something and become a star over there. You're clearly rather well informed, and evidently enjoy partaking in this site full of sick cunts. Good. That's excellent. It seems like you're in the presence of a fairly easy-going bunch on here, who'll pass through a couple of times a day whenever they've got a spare 3 minutes to see how their deadpooling's going or to take the piss out of a dead/dying person. That's largely all. PotM made some very salient points: this is not a reaction log, it's not a place you come to make an exhibit of how little you think of yourself, or to simply correct someone like you're marking their homework. Just take a little more laid back approach, that's all you need to do. And everyone curls out a bit of a turd of a post from time to time, just don't fret about it. And as for your life outside of here, you need to start respecting yourself a bit more. You've got anxiety? Sorry to hear that. I'm a manic depressive, pleased to meet you. Life serves all of us shit sandwiches, you've just got to get on with it. Trust me, whatever pessimism or angst or worries about your life or self could 1) always be worse, and 2) won't be half as bad as you think. Things will work out fine, you'll have better days ahead of you. But this site, as willing to help as some of us are, is not a psychiatric ward (contrary to how it seems sometimes). If you think you need help, or figure out what's bugging you the most, for crying out loud man go and get it sorted out. Now, re-read the italicised first sentence in this pile of drivel I've shat out into this topic for you, and carry on as normal. Although, of course, do at least try and take some of the points in these posts on board.

However, updating the Joker's Pool leaderboard with a witticism or two is absolutely permitted....

West Brom have stolen as many Spanish taxis under Pardew as they've won league games.

Aye, but that's - kind of ironic - mind. Don't recall any other president pushing that angle so hard, let alone one who's the subject of a book written by mental health professionals in his own country discussing whether he has mental health issues.

Their Tarts and Vicars parties I presume.

Speaking of which, found this earlier... https://squawker.org/politics/john-mccain-mother-turns-106-heres-why-we-hope-he-dies-before-she-does/

I just thought of a really good owl joke. But I can't use it until 2/8/20

you don't pick a fight with putin unless you want your ass kicked.

Barbara Alston of the Crystals has died. Can’t post a link at the moment, but it’s on Facebook right now...

According to her niece, Dorka Nieradzik has died. https://twitter.com/MissAuroraAdams/status/963155021138448384 She won a BAFTA for hair/make-up on the TV version of Cold Comfort Farm, but will be fondly remembered by Doctor Who fans for her make-up and hair design on such stories as The Leisure Hive, Logopolis, The Trial Of A Time Lord and Silver Nemesis, amongst others. IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0631218/ RIP.