An Englishman goes on his honeymoon with his wife in France. On the first night they were there the concierge notices the man leave the hotel late in the evening with all his fishing gear. He thinks to himself, "this is very strange behaviour for a man on his honeymoon."
The next night the man leaves the hotel at the same time and again the concierge notices this and thinks it is very strange. The next night it happens again so the concierge decides to go and talk to the man.
"Excusez-moi monsieur, but you are on your honeymoon with your new wife ne c'est pas?"
"Yes, that's right"
"Well, monsieur, it izz far from me to tell you how to live your life, ahh but it is customary for a man on his honeymoon to spend ze evening making love to his wife"
"I'm afraid that is impossible because she suffers from terrible herpes."
"Oh monsieur. monsieur I am so sorry to hear this. But monsieur, you have heard of such a thing as oral sex?"
"I'm afraid that is out of the question as well as she suffers from terrible gingivitis."
"Oh monsieur, monsieur, monsieur, this is terrible," says the concierge. But he thinks, in for a penny in for a pound. "Well have you ever tried ze anal sex?"
"Can't she has haemmorrhoids."
"Oh monsieur, monsieur, monsieur, monsieur. I am so sorry to hear of all zis. But if you permit me one question. Why would a man such as yourself marry a woman, so .......afflicted?"
"Well, she has worms as well and it is the best damn bait I've ever used!"