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Big day with "the man we do not name" dying today. I'll be having a good look at all the teams and picks very shortly.

Well now that I got the attention of a committee member let me suggest a few names for next year. Tim Conway is unresponsive with dementia according to recent reports, there's rumors swirling that the dalai liama has terminal prostate cancer, John Madden looks frail, Sidney Poitier hasn't been seem in public in 2 years and Senator Harry Reid has pancreatic cancer. Also James earl Jones is 89 next year and has type 2 diabetes.

Just looking through his IMDB and Not Now, Comrade (1976) with Windsor Davies, June Whitfield and Leslie Phillips would've been a cracker for the Deaths of the Silver Screen Deadpool.

Ah, but I find that there’s a bit of a difference between 1 death and 5 deaths in one day imo...

Its like the Nordic entry by schoolchildren for a remake of the Good, the Bad & the Ugly. Splint Softwood. Leaf van Cunt Kare Willoch. Fucking hell, if only Breveik had not been a workshy cunto.

The article doesn't mention Alzheimer's. Can we please stop automatically labelling dementia as "Alzheimer's". There are other forms.

Zooinks

They can do but it is very rare. Leslie Philips had a massive stroke at about 90 although he got treatment very quickly.Fielding sounds a lot more serious though.If she recently had a massive stroke that endangered her life a few days around still poses a threat to life she is not unlikely to not have another stroke and that even if smaller would almost certainly kill her.Also if her swallowing is compromised as happens in some major strokes she would likely need to be tube fed and would still be at risk of infection or water in the lungs.At 90 there is also likely to be neurological damage and physio won't work well at nearly 91.

Deathers, Meh. Not a critisisim, just ....... Get on with your Life. Do you even need to be in a partnership? Fuck it, get messed up, punch a woman, hit a copper, drive drunk and do all the normal things a boy your age wid do. Then do whit you fucking want.

Ah Shite, a thread I'd hope I'd never see

Am I the only one who finds the mental image of Vlad Putin being floored by a charon post really funny?

Not so much "who is she?", more, " what is Norway?".

Fixed this for you

Come on, this was only an excuse to not attend the ceremony because he hates the Crocodile. Nothing is wrong withe the old fucker and the young whore.

The thin white powdery lines?

Fair point - Nobby likely does the same these days

The 10 most likely to die to beat the DL record in my opinion Leah Bracknell Herman Wouk Duke of Edinburgh Stirling Moss Jill Gascoine George Bush Sr Clive James Leslie Phillips Denis Norden Pope Benedict

Nobby Stiles must be on next year list again. Don't understand why he was dropped this year

88 today!!!!

Why's the guy who doesn't want any deaths to happen wanting the front page updated so quickly anyway? Must be logged into the wrong account.

FTFY

Ah those heady, pre-this weekend days......

As early as it is, I'm gonna gamble and say that Spencer P Jones is my lot this month. Dildoesque move right there. Quim's Sickly September Set 1) John McCain Roberta McCain 2) Jean-Louis Trintignant 3) Genesis P-Orridge 4) Fernando Ricksen 5) Kenny Rogers I realise that if McCain dies before 1st September I'm gonna look like a complete dildo.

About 15 pages to go and he hasn't shown up yet Very London-centric book and - as one very familiar with northern record shops - I thought a few of them unfairly overlooked. I mean, I wasn't expecting Carlisle's Pink Panther to get a look in but Newcastle, Glasgow and some other decent centres of discovery are basically ignored.

Never have one with somebody that .... 1) You have never actually spoken to/know well at all because, when you finally do, oh the disappointment 2) Somebody you fall madly in love with only to discover that they love themselves equally as much and not you at all.