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Thanks TQR, that's great. I'll match it myself. SC is going to do the same despite you barring him

The words you're looking for are "my mistake".

Yeah, I decided in the end to pick Bou’s wish list. Plenty of them amused and interested me, but the fact hers was sold so unashamedly as a shopping list for the Grim Reaper made me laugh a lot. She has nominated Women’s Aid, I think we can all agree a very worthy cause, for a small Christmas gift from the bank account of yours truly. So, potential winners, get your thinking caps on for who you’d like to support...and hold that thought for about 15 years while we wait for the fucking game to end. Don’t worry, I’ll make that donation worth the long wait. Now, I’ll run a final check during the week when I’m hungover and bored and then we’re good to go! Merry Christmas, everyone!

It would be so sad if we didn't get a 20th hit because we might never get another chance to reach 20. So if Leslie Phillips or Bob Doles carer is reading this and there's a pillow nearby... only joking !

Several MPs on Twitter reporting that former Conservative MP Brian Binley (Northampton South 2005-2015) has died. He was 78.

Closed to visitors. They aren't visitors. This year the Queen, a Christian and supreme governor of the Church of England, was understood to be attending a private Christmas Day service at a chapel inside Windsor Castle to avoid large crowds of well-wishers gathering. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/dec/25/the-queen-and-duke-of-edinburgh-spend-christmas-day-at-windsor-castle I don't know if that means St George's Chapel, or if there's a smaller private chapel inside the castle. There may well be.

Have you checked? They are in Windsor, which is in Berkshire. Berkshire is currently in Tier 4. Churches are allowed to open, but many have chosen to cancel services. Anyway they have their own chapel within Windsor Castle, so there was no need to go elsewhere.

So you do care.

It was going to happen one day.....

La Reine Lafaucheuse est morte. Frappée a la tête par une balle dans un jeau de cricket. .50 balle d'une fusil de Browning. Long live king Steve! Or for at least another week, anyway... EDIT: Any French speakers on the forum should feel very free to correct my terrible French btw. In particular, can anyone tell me if I should have converted ammunition size to mm from inches?

There was non worship. You dingbat. They aren't at Sandringham.

@deadsox considering you ‘liked’ the two Merry Christmas posts above mine and the five following mine, but not mine, I hope you got a lump of coal. I wish you the best of the holidays, you and your coal. SCunto

I still fondly remember the Christmas when I said, "That's it, enough, you can cook your own fucking goose, I'm off" and was as good as my word.

Not to mention the fact that the United States does indeed have an official cricket team, lol.

Update for John Edrich. Hits for ThereWillBeDeaths (12th hit) and gcreptile (10th hit) Do we think there will be any more hits? This turned out to be more of a chore than I thought! Grim Up North +09 9 ThereWillBeDeaths +08 12 +3 Buffalo Phil +07 7 gcreptile +07 10 +2 Deathray +06 10 Great Uncle Bulgaria +06 10 The Quim Reaper +06 11 Banana +05  10 Clorox Bleachman +05 9 Etushispushingupdaisies  +05 9 Skinny Kiltrunner +05 7 nantonian2013 +04 7 Annami +03 8 Book +03 9 dean1991 +03 6 DeathClock +03 8 RadGuy +03 8 Sir Creep +03 6 The Old Crem +02 10 Bibliogryphon +01 7 Captain Chorizo +01 8 Zefph +01 7 chilean way +00 8 msc +00 9 theoldlady +00 10 Torva Messor +00 9 Joey Russ -02 6 LizLemon -03 6 Newjack -04 5 paddyfool -04 5

I'm Scottish, we don't really do cricket for the most but... ...I see Sir Cunto has missed out on the minor news story called Brexit. (Open goal...)

John Dead-rich

Just the way you said that reminded me of the Chewing the Fat Jackal sketch.

The death of a true Cricket legend ! I jizzed over many years watching him play Cricket  ! I am jizzing more than ever tonight ! R.I.P you genius !!

End of the music for Victor Borge on this day 20 years ago, aged 91.

Drinking a killer of a drink like coke while you were statistically expected to have died 30 years ago is the ultimate fuck you to God

That's going to fucking give me the sort of horrifying nightmares that no type of cheese could possibly manage.

Fucking hell old people even think the porn was better in the old days....