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"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."

And as Robert Mugabe slips away in Singapore taking the total deaths to 8, many of our punters score points. In addition to those predicting his death, quite a few predicting 13 hits cease to suffer a -2 penalty; Bibliogryphon has a particularly good round as he also hits his 3 hit bonus; and En Passant goes into the lead for total hits and scores a 6 hit bonus. Meanwhile the only player to pick Bobby Mugs as their joker, theoldlady, makes their first hit with his demise and now looks less in danger of falling to bottom on the board. While at the top of the board, YoungWillz gains a point for getting close to his estimated total of 9 deaths and remains in the lead, but Grim Up North and The Quim Reaper are gaining on him as they pull out of the negatives. Player Score Hits Change in score YoungWillz 3 5 1 Grim Up North 0 4 2 The Quim Reaper 0 5 4 John Key -1 2 2 drol -2 3 0 Phantom of the Midway -2 4 2 Sir Creep -2 5 4 alt obits guy -3 4 2 gcreptile -3 5 2 Torva Messor -3 5 2 Banana -4 5 2 Bibliogryphon -5 3 5 BlackLivio -5 3 2 Book -5 5 2 En Passant -5 6 3 Master Tech -5 3 0 Sean -5 3 0 Joey Russ -6 4 2 Zefph -6 3 2 Great Uncle Bulgaria -7 5 2 SuperSowder -7 4 2 The Cosgroves -7 3 2 Dr_T -8 4 2 msc -8 5 2 ebless -9 5 0 theoldlady -9 1 4 nantonian2013 -10 3 0 Squonk -10 3 0 The Old Crem -10 5 2 Gooseberry Crumble -15 3 0

Do this to the next cruel bastard on the list.

In retrospect we should have realised the end was nigh for old Bob when we saw this pic. . Once elderly dictators start wearing track suits you know they're on the way out ! I will miss his posts on this forum though I must admit ...

Looks like my optimism paid off for once ! Thank you God ! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-49604152

2004?

Oops! I had Mugabe low but not impossibly low. New leaderboard will be interesting.

I'm sure he will post later to tell us it' just lies.

Robert Mugabeen He has gone Zimbabaway He African't dictate anymore

Glad the evil bastard is finally dead.Vile man.

1987: Ozzy Osbourne (1/31) 1989: Frank Bruno, Mike Ditka, Ozzy Osbourne, Brian Wilson, David Jenkins (5/32) 1990: Queen Elizabeth II, Peter Alliss, Mike Ditka, Rex Williams, Oprah Winfrey, Terry Waite (6/42)  1991: Leo Beenhakker (1/40)  1992: Shaun Ryder (1/37)  1993: Tony Bennett, Henry Kissinger, Ray Kennedy, George Lineker, Jerry Lee Lewis (5/56) 1994: Edmund White, Holly Johnson, Peter Shilton (3/50) 1995: Holly Johnson, Sean Connery (2/50)  1996: Mr T (1/50) 1997: Kirk Douglas (1/50)  1998: (0/50)  1999: Nick Leeson, Carly Simon (2/50) 2000: Louis Farrakhan (1/50) 2001: Desmond Tutu, Liza Minnelli (2/50)  2002: Kirk Douglas (1/50)  2003: (0/50)  2004: Pervez Musharraf, Kirk Douglas, (2/50)  2005: Hamed Karzai, Diego Maradona, Olivia de Havilland (3/50) 2006: Kirk Douglas, Vera Lynn, Abdelaziz Bouteflika (3/50)  2007: Tim Johnson, Kirk Douglas, Olivia de Havilland, Vera Lynn, Louis Farrakhan (5/50) 2008: Kirk Douglas, Vera Lynn, Russell Watson, Hamed Karzai, Charles Taylor (5/50)  2009: Kirk Douglas, Pierre Cardin (2/50)  2010: Kirk Douglas, Olivia de Havilland, John Edrich, Frank Bough, Angela Lansbury (5/50)  2011: Kirk Douglas, Olivia de Havilland, John Edrich, Ali Khamenei, Bob Dole, Dick Cheney, Pierre Cardin, Vera Lynn, Michael Douglas (9/50) 2012: Kirk Douglas, Olivia de Havilland, Hosni Mubarak, Nigel Lawson, Henry Kissinger, Dick Van Dyke, James Randi, Saif al-Islam Gaddafi (8/ 50) 2013: Clive James, Prince Philip, Hosni Mubarak, Kirk Douglas, Olivia de Havilland, Vera Lynn, Bob Dole, Henry Kissinger, Nicholas Parsons (9/50)  2014: Wilko Johnson, Olivia de Havilland, Clive James, Prince Philip, Lynn, Kirk Douglas, Javier Perez de Cuellar, James Randi, Dick Van Dyke, Tony Bennett, Ed Asner (11/50) 2015: Olivia de Havilland, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Prince Philip, Kirk Douglas, Clive James, Leslie Phillips, Bob Dole, Henry Kissinger, Hosni Mubarak, Jake Roberts, Vera Lynn, Eddie Large (12/50) 2016: Olivia de Havilland, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Prince Phillip, James Randi, Clive James, Bob Dole, Prunella Scales, Jimmy Carter, Henry Kissinger, Tommy Chong, Leslie Phillips, Vera Lynn, Sandy Gall, Desmond Tutu, Lester Piggott, Murray Walker, Jimmy Greaves, Jacques Chirac, Paul Gascoigne (20/50)  2017: Kirk Douglas, Vera Lynn, Prince Phillip, Pierre Cardin, Olivia de Haviland, Bob Dole, Leah Bracknell, Jimmy Carter, Leslie Phillips, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Betty White, Nobby Stiles, Queen Elizabeth ll, Jill Gascoine, Bob Barker, Honor Blackman, Ian St. John, David Prowse, Sandy Gall, Pope Benedict XVI, Hosni Mubarak, Desmond Tutu, Emperor Akihito, Gay Byrne (24/50)  2018: Kirk Douglas, Leah Bracknell, Olivia de Havilland, Prince Philip, Betty White, Linda Nolan, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Pierre Cardin, Stirling Moss, Bob Dole, Bob Barker, Prunella Scales, Jimmy Carter, Leslie Phillips, Jill Gascoine, Vera Lynn, Henry Kissinger, Honor Blackman, Dick Van Dyke, Stanley Baxter, Valery Giscard d'Estaing, Mel Brooks, Pope Benedict XVI, June Brown, Hosni Mubarak, Sean Connery, Louis Farrakhan, Ian St. John, Jimmy Greaves, Clive James, Ronnie Wood, Olivia Newton-John, Joni Mitchell, Paul Gascoigne (34/50) Updated for Robert Mugabe

Carol Lynley dead: https://variety.com/2019/film/news/carol-lynley-dead-dies-the-poseidon-adventure-1203325524/ IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0528595/

Let me remind all of you to please not send any crowdsource list entries to me at this time, as it’s still about 4 months away before the starting line. I will let you know when I will start accepting entries. Yes, I think I just got a list for the crowdsource list...

NFL season opener today. Packers at Bears. Bears by a million - nay, a Paytillion. (But actually I'm kinda worried but we'll see... fuck the Packers).

Been having a big XTC kick lately, they're my favourite band, and despite the production flaws of their album The Big Express, I find this song to be among their very best, has a Synchronicity era Police feel to it.

I believe I speak for everyone when I say I will miss the Deathray brand. And I am unanimous in that.

Sorry to hear this news about your FIL, Fergie.

With your luck he'll probably dead heat with Bracknell.

Just a bit never known anything like it, haven’t heard anything in terms of deaths personally affecting those close to me in months probably years in terms of 4 people dying and then bang 4 in one morning like dominoes or buses. Thanks for all messages of condolences

Only Mugabe can defeat me. It will be pleasant in both cases.

'One is 93 for fuck's sake - one doesn't need this shit'.

Spot the fuck on!!