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Thread for Rudy Giuliani, once called "America's mayor" after 9/11. A former lawyer and mostly successful former mayor of New York, then a failed presidential candidate who then became Donald Trump's personal lawyer and perpetually drunk little devil on Trump's right shoulder.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudy_Giuliani

 

He's 77 years old now, had prostate cancer, suffered a fall in 2017, got COVID in late 2020.

Also, he's a perpetually drunk, flatulent mess:

https://www.rawstory.com/rudy-giuliani-fart/

"Speaking to MSNBC on Tuesday, Michael Wolff explained that most Americans don't fully realize how far Rudy Giuliani has deteriorated."

 

He's seriously drunk all the time, some memory problems are  starting to appear, and his public appearances are getting more and more absurd. And his law license has been revoked.

A prime candidate for a quickly approaching end.

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He actually already died ... on his feet in the car park of Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia.

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There's way too many underaged girls for him to give up on life that easily!

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Sorry but if you're getting a lawyer who wears big chunky moccasins and looks like he's gonna fall at any second then you're gonna lose

 

 

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When Robin Thicke has the moral high ground over you, you know you've fucked up.

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One of them is a disgraced lech with substance abuse issues, the other is Robin Thicke.

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54 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

It’s a monetary judgment.  Why on earth would he go to jail?

Because he is hardly likely to be able to afford it? 

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Whatever the end result he's finacially strapped and tied up in legal proceedings for a long while. Not great for a guy approaching 80, we're dead poolers before we're conspiracy theorists, right?

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Next stop, faking his death.

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40 minutes ago, prussianblue said:

 

Financial of course, as he's been morally bankrupt for years.

He has been morally bankrupt for decades at this point.

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On 16/12/2023 at 11:43, Brad252 said:

This FT comment sums up best how far he's fallen IMO:

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Arguably even 5 years ago and you'd still have much of the country mourning him. 10 years? They'd have built a memorial statue to him in NYC.

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Looks like shit. Won't see the end of the decade.

 

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Giuliani now sells coffee:

 

The voice is getting shivery now.

 

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