TQR 14,385 Posted February 9, 2023 Cock and bollocks. That’s 17 points already. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,025 Posted February 9, 2023 On 31/01/2023 at 00:03, YoungWillz said: And now we wait. Good health to all my picks, death to the others. And FUCK. Points for me and many many others (I hope) with Burt Bacharach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grimgrass 514 Posted February 9, 2023 Had Burt here, but fortunately only at 23rd place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted February 9, 2023 On 30/01/2023 at 15:44, machotrouts said: I am once again posting a team on behalf of my mother. We had to go for a drive, so I printed the list off and sat in the passenger seat talking a ranking out of her. In text form: Reveal hidden contents Burt Bacharach Tony Bennett Janey Godley Yoko Ono Shane MacGowan Clint Eastwood Dick Van Dyke Buzz Aldrin Harry Belafonte Randy Jackson Phil Collins Eva Marie Saint Frank Field Jimmy Carter Ozzy Osbourne Andy Taylor Kate Keltie Shannen Doherty Rhod Gilbert Mel Brooks Glynis Johns Stanley Baxter Roberta Flack Prunella Scales Willie Nelson sub 1: Bobby Charlton sub 2: Billy Connolly My own team coming shortly. OUCH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 11, 2023 Two days later… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,385 Posted February 12, 2023 On 11/02/2023 at 08:54, Sir Creep said: Two days later… Five months later… ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 2 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,025 Posted April 2, 2023 Ryuichi Sakamoto is dead. We probably should be getting a leaderboard up @machotrouts. Thanks in advance. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,740 Posted April 2, 2023 On 28/01/2023 at 02:54, Sir Creep said: As promised: 1. Ryuichi Sakamoto Doesn't feature hugely for anyone else that I noticed, couple of p17 or so. 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,963 Posted April 2, 2023 I am sooo thirsty, and somewhat tired. I could use some... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted April 2, 2023 If you need something to drink your coffee out of.... 6 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,385 Posted April 2, 2023 @Sir Creep, your receipt: 2022: 5lbs of coffee for everyone in this game if any of your top 10 died (Gorbachev, your no.7, died) - 235lbs 2023: 5lbs or coffee for everyone who did not pick Sakamoto if he died - 220lbs. Total due: 455lbs of coffee. Note to mods: “Debt: 455lbs and counting” might be a good new rank for him. 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted April 2, 2023 Can anyone suggest the name of a good foodbank in Detroit that Sir C could donate this coffee to, if the logistics of transporting it across the globe is what's stopping him from responding? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,385 Posted April 2, 2023 5 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: Can anyone suggest the name of a good foodbank in Detroit that Sir C could donate this coffee to, if the logistics of transporting it across the globe is what's stopping him from responding? Yeah, a few of us have mentioned donating the winnings to a food bank, no joy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,297 Posted April 2, 2023 10 minutes ago, TQR said: Yeah, a few of us have mentioned donating the winnings to a food bank, no joy. 17 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: Can anyone suggest the name of a good foodbank in Detroit that Sir C could donate this coffee to, if the logistics of transporting it across the globe is what's stopping him from responding? Where to get free food in Detroit MI area from a pantry St. Aloysius Community 1209 Washington Blvd, Detroit, Michigan 48226. Phone number - (313) 237-5810 St. Patrick Food Pantry Address is 58 Parsons St., Detroit, Michigan 48201. Call 313-833-0857 Helps the less fortunate, regardless of religion. Emergency boxes of food, linkage to Wayne County churches and charities for hot meals, and even other benefits are available by referral. Catholic Charities of Wayne County and Detroit Michigan Location is 24445 Northwestern Hwy, Southfield, MI 48075. Dial (586) 416-2300 or (855) 882-2736 Another site is at 25250 Eureka Rd, Taylor, MI 48180. Phone: (734) 946-4002 Various emergency assistance programs are offered. There is a free pantry for meat, dairy, and food items. A thrift store is open and a soup kitchen serves hot meals. There are also free personal hygiene and cleaning supplies, including detergent, soap, shampoo, and other items. They have free groceries and meals for the unemployed, immigrants and others in Detroit MI. 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted April 2, 2023 43 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: Can anyone suggest the name of a good foodbank in Detroit that Sir C could donate this coffee to, if the logistics of transporting it across the globe is what's stopping him from responding? He can just send me the money, I don't mind going to the shops myself. 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
machotrouts 828 Posted April 13, 2023 Sorry, just took a couple of months' leave from the forum in the hope of seeding a rumour that I was secretly Burt Bacharach. Did it work? Here, because I haven't posted it yet, is the complete list of Inverse Dead Pool 2023 candidates, ranked by the total number of points you've all assigned them. The top and bottom halves are colour-coded – the green half is what your team would look like if you were the exact statistical average Inverse Dead Pool player, and the red half is what your team would look like if you didn't read the rules properly. TOTAL POINTS # OF TEAMS 1 Donald Trump 1147 49 2 Vladimir Putin 916 48 3 Ozzy Osbourne 841 48 4 Bill Cosby 834 44 5 Clint Eastwood 817 45 6 Billy Connolly 806 48 7 Phil Collins 799 45 8 Buzz Aldrin 780 46 9 Dick Van Dyke 749 44 10 Rupert Murdoch 710 44 11 David Attenborough 609 42 12 Shane MacGowan 594 39 13 Prunella Scales 531 43 14 Mel Brooks 496 44 15 Willie Nelson 488 43 16 Yoko Ono 457 39 17 Burt Bacharach 392 39 18 Randy Jackson 368 35 19 Shannen Doherty 353 33 20 Linda Nolan 266 28 21 Tony Bennett 257 26 22 Janey Godley 248 27 23 Rhod Gilbert 228 26 23 Stanley Baxter 228 32 25 Tim Bilton 202 23 26 Francoise Hardy 195 21 27 Bobby Charlton 176 22 28 Harry Belafonte 169 20 29 Henry Kissinger 162 16 30 Eva Marie Saint 161 25 31 Roberta Flack 146 14 32 Ted Kaczynski 134 16 33 Kate Keltie 127 20 34 Jimmy Carter 115 13 35 Andy Taylor 97 16 36 Bob Barker 81 11 37 Glynis Johns 67 13 38 Rob Burrow 58 7 38 Larry Pressler 58 8 40 Frank Field 55 5 41 Johnny Ruffo 51 11 42 Ryuichi Sakamoto 49 4 43 Rolf Harris 46 3 44 Joanne Woodward 44 9 45 George Alagiah 41 3 46 Jonnie Irwin 37 2 47 Nigel Starmer-Smith 31 5 48 Steve McMichael 22 3 49 Simon Cowell (wildlife) 10 2 50 James Whale 4 1 For the second year running, our healthiest candidate is Donald Trump, who is not only picked by 49 out of 50 players – omitted only by my mum's wishful thinking team – but receives the maximum 25 points from 38 of them. Inverse Dead Poolers have banked a collective 1147 points on his survival, not far short of the potential maximum of 1250. With Vladimir Putin also being declared hale and hearty by the community, it looks like the Russian bot infilitration of Deathlist is a success. 2023's statistical fuckedest candidate is James Whale, with only 4 points donated by @Great Uncle Bulgaria to the cause of Whale conservation. Still, 2022's fuckedest candidate, Frank Field – who had a total of 1 point last year – is not only still with us, but apparently doing 55 times better this year. Hospice care really works! (Burt Bacharach and Ryuichi Sakamoto obits/updates coming ASAP.) 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
machotrouts 828 Posted April 13, 2023 Open the Pearly Gates, Hal Austin Powers, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, and Austin Powers in Goldmember star Burt Bacharach has died at the age of 94. In addition to his film career, he was also known as the tunes-composing half (i.e. the important half) of a songwriting partnership with lyricist Hal David, with whom he wrote the greatest hits of the 1960s and 70s, including 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' (unfortunately, correct), 'I Say a Little Prayer' (unfortunately, he needed a big one), 'Only Love Can Break a Heart' (unfortunately, so can being 94 years old), and 'They Long to Be Close to You' (unfortunately, "They" refers to maggots). Lyrics jokes would be more apt for a Hal David obit, but rest assured that I am typing this very melodically. Raindrops are falling on a lot of players' heads, but that doesn't mean your eyes will soon be turning red. Unfortunately, your names on the leaderboard will, not least that of our first player to lose their 25-pointer: my mum. Of course, she did some talking to her son, and she said she didn't like the way I got things done. There are many more Tragic Moments on our inaugural leaderboard: 20 points for @MariNisia, 17 for faded ex-Inverse champ @TQR, 16 for 2023 debutantes @CalebH and @TheSpinosaurus (hello anyway) plus @wannamaker (wannamake it easy on yourself?), and 15 points for @Sir Creep. Never mind, I'm sure the next update will be better for him. GAINED TOTAL = 1. LizLemon 0 = 1. CaptainChorizo 0 = 1. Great Uncle Bulgaria 0 = 1. msc 0 = 1. Perhaps 0 = 1. Summer in Transylvania 0 = 1. tracy 0 = 1. Death Impends 0 = 1. Alcalina 0 = 1. Book 0 = 1. Annami 0 ▼ 12. Spade_Cooley +1 1 ▼ 13. diego +2 2 ▼ 13. Sean +2 2 ▼ 15. Grimgrass +3 3 ▼ 15. gcreptile +3 3 ▼ 17. marinade +4 4 ▼ 17. BuffaloPhil +4 4 ▼ 17. Nick +4 4 ▼ 17. machotrouts +4 4 ▼ 21. BabyBlue +6 6 ▼ 22. Captain Hemlock +7 7 ▼ 22. ThereWillBeDeaths7 +7 7 ▼ 22. Newjack +7 7 ▼ 25. Joey Russ +9 9 ▼ 25. Pedro67 +9 9 ▼ 25. MortalCaso +9 9 ▼ 28. Funeralopolis +10 10 ▼ 28. Hell +10 10 ▼ 28. En Passant +10 10 ▼ 31. The Unknown Man +11 11 ▼ 31. nantonian2013 +11 11 ▼ 31. chilean way +11 11 ▼ 31. YoungWillz +11 11 ▼ 31. The Old Crem +11 11 ▼ 31. An Fear Beag +11 11 ▼ 37. Bibliogryphon +12 12 ▼ 37. Torva Messor +12 12 ▼ 39. deadsox +13 13 ▼ 39. Grim Up North +13 13 ▼ 39. theoldlady +13 13 ▼ 39. Wormfarmer +13 13 ▼ 43. Toast +14 14 ▼ 44. Sir Creep +15 15 ▼ 45. wannamaker +16 16 ▼ 45. TheSpinosaurus +16 16 ▼ 45. CalebH +16 16 ▼ 48. TQR +17 17 ▼ 49. MariNisia +20 20 ▼ 50. machotrouts' mum +25 25 7 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted April 13, 2023 1 hour ago, machotrouts said: Burt Bacharach and Ryuichi Sakamoto obits/updates coming Burt Bacharach number 17 on the green list Ryuichi Sakamoto number 17 on the red list 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,025 Posted April 25, 2023 Bad news for me here - Harry Belafonte quite the high pick: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12011757/Singer-Harry-Belafonte-dead-96.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,385 Posted April 25, 2023 On 23/01/2023 at 11:10, TQR said: 20. Harry Belafonte Tits. I fucking won this a few years ago. Incredible, isn’t it? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,740 Posted April 25, 2023 18 minutes ago, TQR said: I fucking won this a few years ago. Incredible, isn't it? Time to move over and give somebody else a chance eh? Still.... 18 minutes ago, TQR said: Tits. Because. On 28/01/2023 at 12:29, En Passant said: 14. Harry Belafonte Meh. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,436 Posted April 25, 2023 3 minutes ago, En Passant said: Time to move over and give somebody else a chance eh? Still.... Because. Meh. Hehehehe On 23/01/2023 at 10:49, msc said: Harry Belafonte 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perhaps 1,423 Posted April 25, 2023 On 23/01/2023 at 15:19, Perhaps said: 16. Harry Belafonte Bollocks 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BuffaloPhil 926 Posted April 25, 2023 On 24/01/2023 at 18:24, BuffaloPhil said: 21. Harry Belafonte The only pool I have him in, of course. Still could have been worse. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
