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Sunak: This election is about the future, not the past.

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you Boris Johnson.

 

Johnson: Labour will undo all the good we have done for the country.

 

You...simply...cannot...make...it...up.

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Well, it isn't long now.

 

Soon the news will start pretending that politicians don't exist and that there is some election going on, but your pretty head doesn't need to know where, when or what they are talking about.

 

On the flip side, pictures of dogs at polling stations.

 

Who's a good boy? You are. You are. 

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33 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

Well, it isn't long now.

Who's a good boy? You are. You are. 

Dilbert creator thread for posts like this! :o :lol:

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7 hours ago, RoverAndOut said:

 

Totally agree. I've been burned too many times already in my short voting life (actually, it's been 17 years now, where the fuck is time going?). I'll hold my breath until 10pm Thursday.

I remember the crushing feeling of 1992. As soon as Basildon called Tory, the game was up that night. 

 

I never thought I'd see 1997 again but my goodness are we close. 

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Excited it’s Polling Day Eve. Remember to leave out a mince pie and a brandy tonight for Father Curtice.

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Just think this time 48 hours give or take we'll be(hopefully) watching Rishi heading to the Palace to hand in his resignation and then see Starmer head to the Palace to be asked to form a Government.

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48 minutes ago, Brad252 said:

Then at 9am:

 

"This is Davina, you're live in Downing Street! Please don't swear! ESPECIALLY YOU ANDREA JENKYNS!!!!"

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Probably best not mic up Shithole Cleverly at all.

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7 hours ago, Philheybrookbay1 said:

I remember the crushing feeling of 1992. As soon as Basildon called Tory, the game was up that night. 

 

I never thought I'd see 1997 again but my goodness are we close. 

 

1997 was the first G.E. I could vote in. I remember feeling full of hope and positivity for what a new Labour government could bring. I'm not feeling that at all now. I mostly just feel desperate to kick the Tories out and hoping that Labour doesn't make things worse than they already are. Whether that's because Starmer et al are trying not to rock the boat in order to gain power, or another 27 years of life crushing hope out of me, or some combination of the 2 I don't know.

 

There's also this little nagging voice in my head saying don't forget 1992, a Labour win isn't a done deal.

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27 minutes ago, AstroKat said:

 

1997 was the first G.E. I could vote in. I remember feeling full of hope and positivity for what a new Labour government could bring. I'm not feeling that at all now. I mostly just feel desperate to kick the Tories out and hoping that Labour doesn't make things worse than they already are. Whether that's because Starmer et al are trying not to rock the boat in order to gain power, or another 27 years of life crushing hope out of me, or some combination of the 2 I don't know.

 

It will be worse at first, there's no escaping that.   Putting things right will be a long and rough road.

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59 minutes ago, DCI Frank Burnside said:

 

That is the correct answer

 

 

To complete this Starmer then cracked a decent joke suggesting there'd be a press conference today featuring Sunak and Truss and talking about how to run the economy

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Yeah well, there's only one twat on full display on This Morning:

 

Rishi Sunak reveals favourite meal is sandwiches in This Morning interview

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1 hour ago, Philheybrookbay1 said:

Mr Mercer stood on the roundabout with his wife and placards this morning.

 

Up rocks veterans who said he's done nothing for them.

 

Mrs Mercer calls the police. 

 

Police- what can we do? They're doing nothing wrong. 

 

https://x.com/AndyR960/status/1808433609298075746?t=JjqCy8MDVZvtccHuXHtAHA&s=19

If you asked AI to produce a picture of a "British Karen"  you'd probably get something that looked like Mrs. Mercer

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1 hour ago, DCI Frank Burnside said:

 

I genuinely shivered.

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