Death Impends 7,964 Posted February 8, 2021 12 minutes ago, Stogiagio said: I am a time traveller from 29 november 2046 when queen elizabeth will take the title of the oldest living person at age 120. Man the DDP championship is going to be predictable until 2047 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stogiagio 41 Posted February 8, 2021 She will take the title after the death of her husband at age 125. 1 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xXConmanXx 9 Posted February 10, 2021 On 08/02/2021 at 08:04, Stogiagio said: I am a time traveller from 29 november 2046 when queen elizabeth will take the title of the oldest living person at age 120. i am also a time traveler this time from 2126 and Queen Elizabeth became the first person ever to reach 200 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YouOnlyDieOnce 89 Posted February 17, 2021 Who will send her a card when she reaches 100? Hurry up and curl your toes up love, I need another day off work! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William1971 8 Posted February 22, 2021 On 17/02/2021 at 10:16, YouOnlyDieOnce said: Who will send her a card when she reaches 100? Hurry up and curl your toes up love, I need another day off work! Prince Charles? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
odeon 97 Posted February 22, 2021 On 17/02/2021 at 16:16, YouOnlyDieOnce said: Who will send her a card when she reaches 100? Hurry up and curl your toes up love, I need another day off work! prince philip Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dying Probably 578 Posted February 22, 2021 8 minutes ago, odeon said: prince philip Doesn't look likely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 25, 2021 19 minutes ago, The Old Crem said: The Scot Nats are already finding ways why this makes her cunt. Shower of bastards. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beachy Head 33 Posted February 26, 2021 Listening to the interview she is clearly, at 94, still all there mentally and her speech and appearance look good. Don't see her popping her clogs until at least 100. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyfiona 2,578 Posted March 5, 2021 She's been given two new corgi puppies 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,046 Posted March 5, 2021 7 minutes ago, ladyfiona said: She's been given two new corgi puppies They’ll, again, die before her 2 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,573 Posted March 5, 2021 30 minutes ago, ladyfiona said: She's been given two new corgi puppies Well that is tomorrow's breakfast sorted 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roy_Al 3 Posted March 13, 2021 https://youtu.be/vXtoFVHLD7c 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,387 Posted March 13, 2021 44 minutes ago, Roy_Al said: https://youtu.be/vXtoFVHLD7c Don’t just post the link, tell us what it is. Oh yeah, and stop spamming Phil’s thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,583 Posted March 31, 2021 Been reported she has had her second dose of the Covid Vaccine. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Stalker 0 Posted April 4, 2021 The Queen does not eat when travelling because she says it's bad for digestion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,387 Posted April 4, 2021 7 hours ago, The Stalker said: The Queen does not eat when travelling because she says it's bad for digestion. ...okay. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roy_Al 3 Posted April 5, 2021 13 hours ago, The Stalker said: The Queen does not eat when travelling because she says it's bad for digestion. How do you know that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 5, 2021 On 04/04/2021 at 13:59, The Stalker said: The Queen does not eat when travelling because she says it's bad for digestion. Yeah, she always refused to swallow Phil's load whenever they were travelling by the Royal Train. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rhys 64 Posted April 9, 2021 Well now that Phil's gone, she's either got 3 weeks left or will carry on for another 15 years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fergie86 374 Posted April 9, 2021 19 minutes ago, Rhys said: Well now that Phil's gone, she's either got 3 weeks left or will carry on for another 15 years. Probably another 15 years her Alkie Mother who was in worse shape than her when she was at her age lived to be 101, will be surprised if she doesn’t live until she is at least 105. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 606 Posted April 9, 2021 As tends to be the case with generations, The Queen at 94 seems as spritely as the Queen Mum (Gawd Bless 'Er) was at 80, and has had fewer fish bone mishaps too. To beat her mum she's got another eight years to go which, given it's nearly 10 years since the Olympics and that was like *yesterday*, will fly by. A sobering thought. The last thing the UK needs at the moment is for her to go too. Long may she reign and all that! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted April 9, 2021 17 minutes ago, Vinegar Tits said: As tends to be the case with generations, The Queen at 94 seems as spritely as the Queen Mum (Gawd Bless 'Er) was at 80, and has had fewer fish bone mishaps too. To beat her mum she's got another eight years to go which, given it's nearly 10 years since the Olympics and that was like *yesterday*, will fly by. A sobering thought. The last thing the UK needs at the moment is for her to go too. Long may she reign and all that! I still think the tradition of the monarch* outliving a child will continue. *them or the monarch's other half to be accurate but obviously Philip wont be doing that now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted April 9, 2021 56 minutes ago, Vinegar Tits said: and has had fewer fish bone mishaps too 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites