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On 19/12/2020 at 00:49, Toast said:

I'm still Wham-free though.  :D

 

Fuck.  Fuck.  Fuckity fuck.

Just been down to the pub to see off Father Christmas as he tours the village in his farm trailer  sleigh.  There was tannoyed music in the car park.

You can guess the rest.

So near to victory!  :banghead:

 

I've probably caught the pox now into the bargain.

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I got done about an hour ago, last run to the corner shop for milk and they were playing it ffs.

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Oh I was competing for the wooden spoon, I heard it in the shop hours after TQR''s post on December 1st!

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30 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said:

Is that everybody out now? 

I was out twice days ago. Fucking Sister and fucking bistro.

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I lasted until the 4th, when the host of a zoom quiz I was participating in played it as a sound check.

 

Merry Christmas

 

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I think I actually made it.

But then, they don't play music where I'm shopping, and Germany's in lockdown, and I've been working from home for the past 4 weeks, etc...

 

However, I am very much willingly listening to Mariah Carey right now.

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I was out as soon as I heard of this contest because it made me think about it and that was painful enough.  Thanks everybody.

 

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Best Christmas song ever.

Merry Christmas everyone!

 

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A Scottish Christmas Fairy

 

 

I am a wee little fairy
On tap o’ the Christmas tree
It’s no’ a job I fancy
Well how would you like tae be me

 

A' tarted up wi’ tinsel
It’s enough to mak ye boak 
An a couple of jaggy branches
Rammed up the back o’ your frock.

 

An these wee lights a’ roon me
I canna get ma sleep
An’ there’s the yearly visit
Fae Santa – big fat creep.

 

On Christmas Day I’m stuck up here
While you’re a' wiring in
An’ naebody says, Hey - you up there
Could you go a slug o’gin?

 

The Christmas Tree’s a bonney sight
As the firelight softly flickers
But think o’me – I’m stuck up here
Wi’ needles in my knickers.

 

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Merry Christmas everyone, hope you all get what you want, apart from those I hope get what they deserve.

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I wish you a wombling merry Christmas.... (still  - alongside Slade and Wizzard - one of the 3 truly great Christmas songs). 

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I’d like to wish very nearly everyone a Christmas Day that is packed to the tits with mirth and merriment.

 

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Merry Christmas to my fellow ghouls and vultures.

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Here's a nice deathly video for you all.

 

 

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What about us lapsed catholic jewish muslim hindu sikh buddhist shinto converts.? Any cheer for us. No. Typical. Bunch of religionists. But Merry Xmas all the same. 

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6 minutes ago, Bentrovato said:

What about us lapsed catholic jewish muslim hindu sikh buddhist shinto converts.? Any cheer for us. No. Typical. Bunch of religionists. But Merry Xmas all the same. 

 

 

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Hold in there everyone we've nearly survived 2020. Happy Christmas and New year and...

 

 

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8 hours ago, deadsox said:

Merry Christmas to my fellow ghouls and vultures.

@deadsox considering you ‘liked’ the two Merry Christmas posts above mine and the five following mine, but not mine, I hope you got a lump of coal.  I wish you the best of the holidays, you and your coal.

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