bladan 293 Posted November 19, 2018 All footballers are very intelligent Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,139 Posted November 19, 2018 In his defence there was fog on the train..... 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted November 19, 2018 46 minutes ago, Grim Up North said: Anyone know what Sexual Assault without Touching is? Well you could ram an object up someones intimates without actually touching them yourself, which would be sexual assault by penetration. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,046 Posted November 19, 2018 Well, I really don't know why the English legal system needs the specification. Must be degrees of assault in Brexitshire! Cf: Causing Death by Dangerous Driving. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted November 19, 2018 Poor old Paul.He just cant get a break at all. I bet he brushed past some woman and she decided to press charges thinking she could get money out of him.It happens so often ! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted November 19, 2018 3 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Uh-oh Serious point, he's got enough probs without spending any time in custody! That'd be bad for a guy with his demons. Can’t see what good prison would do him, he’d be judged high risk with his history of substance abuse and mental health issues, his celebrity would also be a major factor. The prisons are overstretched enough without having to divert extra time and resources to the likes of him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted November 19, 2018 39 minutes ago, JR976evil said: Can’t see what good prison would do him, he’d be judged high risk with his history of substance abuse and mental health issues, his celebrity would also be a major factor. The prisons are overstretched enough without having to divert extra time and resources to the likes of him I'm thinking he'd be in more trouble on remand - where they don't always support the special needs as well as the do in "normal" jail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 19, 2018 2 hours ago, YoungWillz said: Well, I really don't know why the English legal system needs the specification. Must be degrees of assault in Brexitshire! Cf: Causing Death by Dangerous Driving. Side note.... I see the lassie trying to get rid of the not proven verdict in Scotchland, is unsurprisingly English. Fuck off home dearie. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JQW 282 Posted December 4, 2018 Congratulations on winning this year's Turner Prize. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted March 30, 2019 Seems to be recovering well- he's back playing football ! https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47761373 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted March 31, 2019 1 hour ago, CoffinLodger said: Seems to be recovering well- he's back playing football ! https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47761373 Well, he has a sexual assault case coming up in court; every little helps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,344 Posted May 26, 2019 https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/9156645/paul-gascoigne-harry-redknapp-restaurant/ Apparently recently "rescued" by Harry Redknapp who saw Gazza out on a bender. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 861 Posted May 26, 2019 7 hours ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/9156645/paul-gascoigne-harry-redknapp-restaurant/ Apparently recently "rescued" by Harry Redknapp who saw Gazza out on a bender. Hail Harry! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted May 26, 2019 8 hours ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/9156645/paul-gascoigne-harry-redknapp-restaurant/ Apparently recently "rescued" by Harry Redknapp who saw Gazza out on a bender. Telt yers Posted him yesterday on the MMMDP form guide - he can't have a good time without his self-desctructive life script kicking in to fuck it up. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,527 Posted May 31, 2019 Fucking hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyfiona 2,585 Posted May 31, 2019 I just saw that on Twitter, so depressing and apparently people are tagging Gary Lineker which isn't on. If he continues like this I give him a year tops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted May 31, 2019 So sad. I had really hoped he would beat the booze. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted May 31, 2019 2 hours ago, CoffinLodger said: So sad. I had really hoped he would beat the booze. It'd take 24/7 intervention at the moment - the only silver lining of the public sharing is we get to see the grim realities of chronic alcoholism; there's nothing remotely entertaining or romantic in that. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeathClock 379 Posted May 31, 2019 He’s going to die at age 58 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted May 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, DeathClock said: He’s going to die at age 58 He was 52 three days ago - the truth about someone in his state is that the potential causes of death are near-enough in a queue. We all know heavy drinking is a major cause of accidents - particularly on the road - but we often play up driver and passenger deaths and leave out the number of pedestrians injured that way. The man's seriously unsafe and it'd take heroic efforts of care to turn him round. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,046 Posted October 14, 2019 Sloppy kisser: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-50041711 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted October 14, 2019 He's wasting away by the looks of this - it's trial on - form studying opportunities aplenty for all of us 10 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Sloppy kisser: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-50041711 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted October 14, 2019 That pic of him entering court is the worst I've seen him look in a while but that's not saying much Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted October 14, 2019 Jeez, he looks terrible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,726 Posted October 14, 2019 1 hour ago, YoungWillz said: Sloppy kisser: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-50041711 This is best defence ever though! ‘The ex-England star, who denies sexual assault by touching, told passengers he had "kissed a fat lass" to give her a "confidence boost", jurors were told.’ If he wins then it's open season with fat lasses 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
